CHAPTER 4
Pippin was going looking at swords. Hoping they weren't really expect him to do any fighting . "You're in the service of the steward now, you going to have to learn to do as you're told" Gandalf replied. Pippin and Gandalf looked out the window. "It's so quite" Pippin said. "It's the last breath, before the great war" Gandalf told him. "I don't want to be in a battle, but staring into quietness that I cannot escape is even worse. Gandalf didn't answer. "Gandalf?" Pippin asked. "I'm sorry, I was thinking about beer, you were saying?" Gandalf asked. "Is there any hope Gandalf, for Frodo and Sam?" Pippin asked. "There was much hope, just a fools hope" Gandalf admitted. "Then why did you choose them on for the journey, I thought Frodo was your close friend" Pippin asked. "He choose to go himself, I fallen off the edge, defeated Borlog, and died and was reformed into a human formed angle of protection towards Middle earth, how the hell was I suppose to know Frodo would get a sudden idea to act as the hero, along with the company of his fat friend" Gandalf said. Pippin nodded in agreement.
MEANWHILE!
Sméagol lead Frodo and Sam to rocky place near Murder. "Here we are" Gollum said, pointing to a extremely unsafe way to climb up rocks. Suddenly that giant powerful magic went up symboling the war was beginning.
"It has started the great battle of our time" Gandalf told Pippin.
Suddenly all the Orcs started marching out. Lead by the Witch King, and a large scary looking flying, thing. Frodo and Sam continued climbing.
Gandalf wanted Pippin to light one of the towers.
MEANWHILE!
The Orcs were using prattle boats, and arrived in Osgiliath. Were Foramirs men attacked them. The sound background was surrender by the sounds of angry little kids. One of the Gondar warriors grabbed a Orc and repeadly kept kneeing him in the stomach. Another Tackled down a Orc, and kept angrily punching him in the face. The captain stabbed an Orc in the back and the other end was showing though the stomach. Foramir though a Orc into a breakable object, he ran up to another guy and stabbed him though the stomach. A guy smashed a empty beer bottle onto a Orc.
Pippin had succeeded in lighting the tower. Eventually all the other towers started getting light.
Aragorn saw one, and ran over to Théoden saying the towers are lightened. Keeping his promise to Gandalf, Théoden got his people prepared for war.
BACK AT THE BATTLE!
A Gondar warrior smashed a computer onto a Orc. Another was beating a Orc to death with s Banana. But the Orcs were being to overrun them. And were starting to win. The Gondar soldiers started dying. One was being chased by a random giant apple. "There are too many, the city is lost" The captain informed Foramir. "Then we retreat to Mulish Truth, full haste" Foramir replied. A Gondar warrior was being hit in the head with the rock weapon one of the Orcs had. "FALL BACK!" Foramir kept crying. Quickly everyone escaped on the horses. Except for the captain who was knocked down.
The Orc leader Gothmog (Booger, as my brother and I use to call him), finished off the Captain, by stabbing a spear though his gut. "The age of men is over, the time of the Orc, has come" Gothmog said.
While retreating to Minaths Truth, Foramirs men were getting ambushed by the scary flying things. Until Gandalf scared them away, with light coming from his wand.
Once everyone was safe. Foramir warned Gandalf about the path Frodo and Sam are taking. Pippin didn't understand. Gandalf said he'll explain later. "Foramir, tell me everything" Gandalf said.
THE BATTLE WAS SHORTER THEN EXSPECTED, BUT OU WELL, HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!
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