"Does that mean you can get pregnant?"
Your eyes widen in realization. You release him and yell at him to pull out immediately. He refuses, grabs your ass, and tells you the only thing more erotic than you being a virgin is you being pregnant with his kid.
You yell that that is NOT funny. He sighs and starts to pull out. You relax in relief and are promising him a blowjob when he thrusts back in. He grabs your legs and pushes them against your chest, leaving you with no viable means of retaliation.
The new angle has him hitting a spot that sends pleasure shooting up and down your spine. Although you try to fight it, you find yourself overwhelmed by the pleasure. Soon, your hips are thrusting back against his and you feel yourself rushing closer and closer to the edge again. You can hear yourself moaning and begging for more, harder, faster.
You're coming again way too soon for your liking. You can feel your walls clench around him. A few more thrusts and he's joining you in ecstasy. He pulls out and collapses next to you, remembering you hate to be squished.
For a moment you are drifting through the afterglow and all you want to do is cuddle with the bastard. Then you feel his semen sliding out and you realize what just happened.
You jump out of bed, run out of the room and kick down the door to the bathroom. You grab the shower head and start franticly rinsing yourself out. It isn't until after you yell at Zoro that you'll kill him if he got you pregnant, that you notice the other occupants of the bathroom. Robin and Nami are just barely holding in there laughter as they finish getting dressed, clearly having just bathed.
Zoro comes and leans against the door frame in just his boxers, grinning like a fool. You throw a bar of soap at him but he catches it.
Robin informs you that, at this point, rinsing is unlikely to have any effect.
Your legs fail you and collapse to the ground, never pausing in your tirade against the swordsman. When he offers to carry you back to bed and 'kiss it better,' you loudly inform him he won't be getting any unless he has a condom. By the devastated look on his face, you guess he doesn't have any. When he tries to convince you to rethink your decision, you threaten that if he keeps talking you will chop his balls off, fry them, and force him to eat them. He quickly backs off.
Robin passes you a towel and recommends that you ask Chopper to perform a pregnancy test. Nami grabs you a blouse and pair of pants from their room and they leave you to change.
When you find the young doctor playing with Luffy and Ussop, you pull him aside and inform him of the situation. After a lecture about the other dangers of unprotected sex, he tells you that he will be able to conduct the test in a few days. When you reach for a cigarette to calm your frayed nerves, the reindeer grabs your pack and proceeds to inform you that until he is certain you are not pregnant, you will be giving up smoking. He then goes on to say you should use this opportunity to quit regardless of whether there is a baby or not.
Franky, who is coming off his watch, overhears and proclaims that babies are 'SUPAH!' Luffy perks up at the word 'baby' and asks if you are pregnant while not-so-gently poking at your stomach. You push him away and tell him that if you are, he will have to find a new swordsman.
He says that's okay; Zoro can teach the baby. Then he gets a thoughtful look on his face and asks how babies are made. You grin maliciously and tell him to ask Zoro. He nods and rushes off.
Ussop remarks that you are cruel. You assure him its justified.
Brooke asks why you let Zoro see your panties and not him. You kick him overboard shouting that you don't wear panties. Chopper panics and jumps off the ship to save him before sinking like the anchor he is. You inform Franky and Ussop that you are not getting Nami-swan's clothes wet and go to move your things into your room.
When you are done, having ignored both Zoro's accusing glares and pleading looks as he was mercilessly questioned by the rubber pirate, you strip to just your boxers, loosely bind your breasts and go to return Nami's clothes.
She informs you that at the next inhabited island, she's taking you bra shopping. You try to protest but she points out that sagging breasts are unattractive. That makes you suspect that maybe she is a lesbian and if you do as she wants, she'll reward you. You give in to her strongly worded requests with hearts in your eyes and leave the ladies to their beauty rest. Not that they need it.
You go to bed and hope that tomorrow is a better day. You highly doubt that it will, but one can hope.