Previously: Haruhi was talking to a mysterious person with her cell phone. She's currently finding out who exactly is this mysterious text mate of hers.
warning: this Ch. is not beta checked
Culture Clash at Hogwarts
By innocent school girl
What's your name? Haruhi ask hopefully
It's… hmm… Maybe I shouldn't tell you. Haruhi's jaw drop slightly.
Why not?
Because, you didn't told me yours.
Fine, My name is Haruhi pause for a minute. 'Should I really thrust this guy with my name? Hmm… No wonder he or she didn't told me his or hers. Might as well give him a fake name…' Spring. She typed. 'Hopefully he or she wouldn't notice.'
Now tell me Spring, are you a guy or a girl? Haruhi got irritated.
Hey no fair!! I gave you my name now tell me yours.
Fine, it's Myst and I'm guy.
Myst? Don't you mean Mist?
No, Myst. Now tell me Spring, are you a guy or a girl.
I'm a girl. Haruhi hit send then lay down in her bed. She feels the martial arts uniform against her skin and stand up once more. She stares at the uniform that lay on her bed. 'Do they really expect me to take martial arts training with Hunny-senpai?' she groans. 'On second thought, I don't want to know.'
Haruhi dresses up in a pair of khaki baggy shorts, a black t-shirt that has writing on its saying 'Who cares' over it is a thin green sleeveless jacket that is unzipped and has a hood on it. She looked at the clock and saw that there was only a few minutes left for breakfast. 'I guess I won't be able to eat breakfast today.'
As she descends down se could see that Professor McGonagall was standing in the middle of the common room. There stand two men and a woman. One has a top hat on while the other man was a tall black bald man who wears a single gold hoop on his ears. The only girl has a pale heart shaped face and oddly enough, she has purple hair. 'Apparently they have strangely colored hair dyes here.' Haruhi thought to herself. Right in front of the four was the complete host club, seating comfortably in the velvet couch.
"Ahh, Mr. Haruhi." 'Finally someone who could pronounce my name right.' Haruhi thought.
"Please, come and join us." Professor McGonagall said. Haruhi sit between the injured Mori and Kyouya.
"Now children I want you to meet Deddlus Diggle" she gestures to the wizard with a top hat
"Hi it's a pleasure to meet you all." Deddlus enthusiastically shook every one of the host's hands.
"Kingsley Shacklebot" Professor McGonagall gestures at the tall black man. Kingsley bowed slightly. "hello." He said in a deep low calming voice.
"And lastly Nymphadora Tonks" she gestures at the purple haired girl. The twins suppress their laughter once more.
"Will you two stop it." Haruhi whispered in Japanese.
"What we can't help it-" Hikaru said.
"They have such funny names, Moody then Nympha-Nymphadork- whatever her name is." Kaoru said.
"Whatever. Just stop it." Haruhi looked at the four visitors once more. She saw that the older witch and wizards are giving quizzical looks, perhaps because they wonder what the three of them were talking about.
"And what may have caused a need for us meeting them Professor McGonagall?" asked Kyouya.
Slightly taken aback by Kyouya's straightforwardness, Professor McGonagall said. "As both of you know, to be able to travel between different countries at an efficient amount of time, you would be using apparition, a wizard's way of traveling. And since the seven of you aren't a wizard." She lowered her voice and looked at both Haruhi and Tamaki. "These aurors would be accompanying you during your trip outside of Hogwarts."
"Okay we could understand that part but its Saturday." Hikaru said who was on the edge of the couch
"And we don't have classes today." Kaoru said who was on the other edge of the couch.
"There's more than that. Being born and raised into the wizarding world, these aurors don't have any idea how to act in front of muggles for a long time especially since they're going to keep you seven under close surveillance for a while." Professor McGonagall started.
Haruhi almost shiver at the thought that she would get even less privacy. 'Great first the host club then these wizards, what's next the whole world?' she thought.
"And you want us to teach them how to act properly in front of our society." Tamaki said seriously. He thinks about it for a minute then stand up in front of the rest.
"Okay! We have a lot of things to do! Hatachiin brothers!" Tamaki yelped. Hikaru and Kaoru stand up straight and salute. "Get your measuring tapes and sewing kit! Kyouya analyze what fields we need to cover-"as Tamaki continues to give instructions, Haruhi carefully slip away from the common room and heads anywhere away from the madness.
Haruhi walk pass the great hall and the walks towards the lake. Nobody was there, just the way she likes it. She settles herself under a tree and calmly watches her surroundings. Birds chirping, the wind ruffling the leaves a few distant voices heard in the background.
'Ahhh…. Peace and quiet.' She thought. "oww, what is this?" a voice called out once more. Haruhi opens her eyes and see that the very same guy who gotten hurt yesterday was fussing over something under another tree.
"Okay who did this to me?" Draco asked out loud. 'Great, my robes are stuck here and there is nobody around to help me.' He thought.
"Hey what's going on?" Draco looks up and sees Haruhi. "Get away you filth." He mumbled immediately without thinking. "Your robe is stuck to the tree? How did that happened?" Haruhi asked.
'Damn this guy is cute. Wait what am I thinking?' Draco thought "I said get away filth." Draco mumbled so quietly almost no one could hear him.
"Here let me help you." Haruhi grabbed his robe and starts pulling thee clothing as hard as she can. Haruhi kept on pulling but no matter what the robe just won't budge. "Is this thing glued here or something?" she said.
Draco almost had enough. He can't stand knowing that a muggle is helping him; his wizard pride is too big to allow Haruhi to help him even more. "Will you-" Draco was cut of when Haruhi pulls the robe as hard as she can that she fell back and almost hit the lake. Thankfully, Draco caught her in time and pulls her back to the ground.
"I said give it up, one of my friends would just help me out later on." Draco said. Haruhi gets up and walks away from Draco without saying a single word. 'Wait, isn't he going to say that it's okay and it would take too long for me to wait for my friends?' Draco thought.
As she walks away, Haruhi's stomach grumbled once more. Haruhi blushed slightly of embarrassment. But unfortunately, Draco heard her and without thinking things through, he starts looking for food in his pocket. He soon found a small box of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans.
He walks as far as his robes would allow it and reaches out the box for Haruhi. "Here" he said. Haruhi turns around and looked at Draco strangely then suppresses a giggle. Draco is reaching out the box as far as he could but his robes prevented him doing so that it looks like someone was choking him while he delivers a package.
To make things easier for Draco, Haruhi walks towards him and it seems to work since Draco backed up a little. When Draco could breathe again, he handed the box once more.
"What's this?" Haruhi asked curiously.
"Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans."
"Berrie what?"
"Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans." Draco repeated. "Okay…. And what am I suppose to do with this?"
Draco sighs. 'Is this guy dumb or something?' "You eat it of course."
"No thanks, I'm not that hungry."
"Are you kidding me? Your stomach grumbled just a little earlier." Draco could almost slap himself in the forehead. 'Why am I bothering to feed this muggle?' he asked himself.
Haruhi sat down under the tree and starts munching over the beans, savoring every flavor it has. "Mmm. Strawberry." She said.
Draco was shocked. 'No way there's strawberry flavor?' he thought. He sat next to Haruhi, not that he has anywhere else to go, and watches her as she cutely munches the beans.
'Doesn't he ever get one of the bad ones?' he thought. 'Maybe there aren't any in that box.' He tries to grab a jelly bean from the box; Haruhi gladly gave him back the box. After taking one bean from the box, he eats it right away. Once the bean touches his tongue, he spit it out immediately.
"What's the matter?" Haruhi asked. Draco kept on spitting, "earwax flavor." He said.
"Earwax? They make earwax flavor?" Haruhi asked. "Yeah, why do you think they call it every flavor beans?"
Haruhi lost her appetite when knowing that there's an earwax flavor, who knows what other flavor they created.
"What do you think we should do with your robe?" Haruhi asked, bringing them back to the first order of business. Draco forgotten that he is sitting next to a muggle.
"I don't know, somebody must have accidentally dropped a bottle of forever-stick-glue(1) on the tree before I sat on it. Now my leg is stuck with this stupid tree" he said. But Draco knows that the glue isn't an accident.
Haruhi thought about things. "How about just removing your robe?" Haruhi suggested.
"No use, my jeans is stuck also. And I am not removing my jeans!!"
"Fine, how about we cut it-" Haruhi was cut of when Draco pulled her towards him and hides on the tree. "Shh. Be quiet, if anyone found us together we'll be in big trouble." Draco looks over the tree.
"Hey Pansy, have you seen Draco?" Crabbe asks. Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy are standing on the pathway to the castle near where Draco and Haruhi are.
"No, I looked everywhere and I can't find him. Have you Goyle?" Pansy said.
"Move." Draco whispered to Haruhi.
"What?"
"Get away, move, nobody should see us together." Draco pushes Haruhi into the bush near them. "Hey look there he is!" Pansy yelps. Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle run towards Draco.
"What are you doing here mate?" Crabbe asked.
"Zabini's been looking all over for you mate!-" Haruhi reluctantly and swiftly run away from them. On her way to escape the unknown danger, Haruhi went pass the Quidditch Pitch; there she sees Ron and Harry heading towards the castle.
"Hey Fujioooka." Harry greeted. 'Close enough.' Haruhi thought. Haruhi noticed that Ron looked away. "Hey Harry. Why do you have your broomsticks out?"
"Oh this, we were playing Quidditch a little while back." Harry replied.
"What's Quidditch?" Haruhi asked curiously.
Upon hearing Haruhi's reply he faced Haruhi and yelped: "You mean you never heard of Quidditch before? Have you-" Ron was cut of by Harry when he pulled him away from Haruhi.
"Of course he doesn't know what Quidditch is. It's his first time here in the wizard world." Harry whispered to Ron.
"Oh right. Sorry mate."
Harry and Ron enthusiastically told Haruhi what Quiddtich is as they head towards the castle. Although only being slightly fascinated by Quidditch, Haruhi listens to the two since they seem to care for the sport so much.
"I only wish that we could have the tournament this year. I really want to beat Malfoy and his teammates and win this year's Quidditch cup right under their noses!!" Ron said enthusiastically.
"Hmm…" Haruhi looks away from the two. Ron kept on talking on how much he wishes that there was Quidditch
"What's the matter Fujiocha?" Harry asked.
"Huh what happened?" Ron asked.
"I was just thinking, why is it exactly that you two hate Malfoy so much?" Haruhi asked curiously.
"Because, he's a jerk. Plus, he thinks he's better than everybody else. Especially around mu " Ron was cut of by Harry nudging him on his waist. Haruhi gave a quizzical look.
"Oh, it's nothing." Harry replied. "Why do you ask about Malfoy anyway?"
"It's just that, I feel that his actions don't match what he really thinks." Haruhi replied.
"His actions what?" Harry and Ron said in unison.
"It's like; he doesn't really mean what he says. You know, that he was only doing the things he does because he has no choice." Haruhi said.
Ron bursts out laughing. "Malfoy? Being forced to do those things? Now that's something." But Harry nudged him once more.
"Why did you do that for?" Ron hissed. "Shut it. Don't you see that he looks serious when he said that?"
"No."
Haruhi stayed in her dorm for the rest of her stay in Hogwarts for the weekend, in fear of being cornered by fan girls. Sometimes she really wants to scream that she was actually a girl in front of thousands and if it weren't for Kyouya she would have done so long ago.
But sometimes she talks to her text mate to relief her boredom. She found out that she's talking to someone who is smart yet somehow sweet at the same time. Does she want to meet Myst in real life? Maybe not.
Hikaru and Kaoru was usually outside doing something who-knows-what with a bucket, bags of you-don't-to-know, ropes, a knife, a bunch of dirty laundry and a chainsaw. Even Haruhi became worried of what they were doing but when they brought out the chainsaw, she would rather live and die without eating ootoro.
At last the Haruhi's finally awaited day had come. The day where she once again go back to society and live her life normally even for a little while.
All of them woke up early that day. Careful not making any noise, they grabbed their bags of dirty clothing, which was mostly packed by Haruhi the night before.
The host club ate by themselves… away from Kyouya and his glares. Haruhi found it nice, no squealing girls, (not that they squeal ever time they came to the great hall but still), no one to interview them on how the muggle world is like and no more criticizing by some witches and wizards from the 'Slytherine' table.
It's been a three days now and yet Haruhi still doesn't know what's with the four long tables in the great hall and the separation of houses. Not that she cares but what exactly is the significance of the separation of students. Maybe she should ask somebody later on.
Lead by Professor Dumbledore, they went outside the castle and to the wizard village Hogsmeade.
On Hosmeade, they see their 'chaperones' once more. Dumbledore talked with the three before facing the host club once more. "Now, according to your agreement with the minister, you would be sent back through apparition. During your time in your country, these aurors would be watching you-"
"But how?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked in unison.
"You'll see." Nymphadora Tonks said grinning. "Now, let's hurry, we don't want you to be late no would you please grab their cloaks." The host club hesitantly obeys. They hold on tight on the 'aurors' and their bag of dirty laundry and waited.
"So where do you guys live in the first place?" Nymphadora asked.
"Can't you tell? We're from Japan." Hikaru said.
"Japan? You mean the place when the statue of a part lion and part mermaid is?" Dedalus asked.
"No, that's Singapore," Tamaki said.
"Yeah, Japan has these new year especially for them. Where they dress up as dragons and celebrate on the streets.
"No, that's China." Haruhi said. 'Don't they teach geography in the wizard world?'
"Yeah, Japan has Mt. Fuji on it. Plus there's kimonos and everything." Kingsley Shacklebot said. 'Finally somebody got it right.'
"What's Mt. Fuji?" Nymphadora and Dedalus asked in unison. The host club could almost smack their forehead. It's a good thing that Kyouya carried along pictures of Japan's most beautiful sights for tourists who wish to visit Japan. Especially if their rich and could become an important associate of the Ootori company(ies).
Once everything is cleared, they grabbed hold of their bag of dirty laundry and hold tight on a wizard. Then suddenly the host felt dizzy. They saw various colors and felt like being stripped of their existence. Many of them felt like throwing up but resisted the urge to let go of their wizard.
Once the swirling feeling is gone, the host club, except for Kyouya, dropped to the ground and took deep breathes. Haruhi look around, almost all of her friends are tired. 'If appartaing isn't fast, I would never use this method of traveling.' She looked at Kyouya who seems to be busy doing something with his cell phone. 'Does he feel anything?'
Once Haruhi regained her composure, she soon found that she wasn't near to the school or any near her house or any of the host club's either. She found herself near Mt. Fuji.
"Ehhh?!!!!" she said out loud.
A.N. Sorry. But I ran out of time and I really need to finish this ch. before the testing starts. I would have added more important details but as I said I ran out of time. Next week again I guess. P.s. I would make more romantic moments later on when a certain thing happens later on but for now, it's pure adventure.
1. Is that what those glues called?
Things to look forward to:
a. I watched spider Man 3 this May fifth so I may or may not add that to the next CH.
b. what exactly did Dumbledore and McGonagall talking about last Ch?
c. Will Draco fall in love or not?
d. who exactly is Myst?
Sorry I know this would ruin my story big time but I want my readers to think about this and answer what their thoughts are through review.
Haruhi x:
Twins: 2
Hikaru: 3
Kaoru: 2
Tamaki: 2
Kyouya: 7 (Yay!!)
Harry: 1
Draco: 1