A/N: I finally up-date!
Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom nor Know Your Stars or any other random cartoon I decide to use. Most jokes belong to my brother Kevin.
Know Your Stars
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Samantha had stormed into the room, looking mad, eyes aflame. Then she sat down on the chair because the ghost of the KS chair suddenly appeared in front of her, scaring her. Her torture began.
Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Samantha Manson...she loves her name!
Sam: Do not! It's too long, too rich-like for my liking!
Know your stars...know your stars...Samantha Manson...she's really a guy named Erick who wants to be a girl! So he calls himself Sam!
Sam: That is not true! I'm a girl! My name is Samantha, but Sam for short! Sam is not just a guy's name!
Sure it isn't! Know your stars...know your stars...Samantha Manson...she's in love with Valerie Gray!
Sam: ugh! I hate her! She's so...something-I-cannot-say-in-front-of-all-these-eyes-watching-the-screen!
Wow, that was a MOUTH-full! Know your stars...know your stars... Samantha-
Sam: Stop calling me SAMANTHA!
Hmph, fine. Now where was I? Oh yeah! Know your stars...know your stars...Samuel Manson...She's a guy!
Sam: My name is not Samuel! It's Erick! I mean, uh, Samantha!...er...Sam!
Told you his name was Erick!
Sam: It's not!
Keep telling yourself that, maybe you'll convince others! Know your stars...know your stars...Erick Manson...he was born with both genital parts of his species!
Sam: I'm not Erick, and man, that is so wrong! Gross! You're worst than Skulker wanting Danny's pelt at the foot of his bed!
Heheheheh, I'll take that as a compliment! Know your stars...know your stars...Erick Manson,...
Sam: NOT ERICK!.!.!.!.!.!.!
Okay, fine! I'll amuse you. Know your stars...know your stars... Sam Manson...she loves pink teddy bears!
Sam: I hate pink, and teddy bears can die!
In fact, she loves teddy bears and Danny and Pink so much, she was the one who gave him his pink-teddy bear boxers!
Sam: --goes red in the face-- Uhm...
Danny: That's it, I've had it, Tucker, give me the thermos! I'm gonna get this ghost no matter what!
Sam: --looks at Danny, blushing still--
Danny: --goes down to get Sam--
Tucker: AH! The chair! It's got me!
And now you know, Sam Manson. The boy named Erick who changed his name to Samuel, then Samantha and loves pink teddy bears, Danny, and Valerie Gray!
Danny: --looks at Sam--
Sam shrugged and pointed at Tucker who was currently being taped to the chair.
Now watch as I torture Tucker next chapter!