A Way Out 4
Chapter 4
Decided to go ahead and push out another one. The weekend is over and I might forget in the future to update so here's what you probably were going to get next month or so. This is a direct sequel to chapter 3. Yes I realize that chapter 3 is labeled as "chapter2" I'll fix it.
Darkness. "You said you were on the pill!" It's all going to shit! "I said no such thing!" Why me? "You're a fucking liar!"Why now? "Oh and this is coming from the asshole who never uses a condom!" Assuming you've been following from the beginning, you can understand the conversation we're having right now. I could explain it to you, but I gotta make sense of this. So let's just roll the footage while I go cry in a corner. "Hold on a second damnit!" Haruno froze with her hand in her pocket, probably going for her switch-blade. "Where did you get those Cheez-its earlier?" watching her concealed hand twitch around I could tell what she was grabbing for. "I'm going to kill you." "If you do you won't get child support AND you'll have to retire!" "Why the hell would I retire?" Smirking, I put my master plan in action. "You know how I have private doctors for the sole reason of studying the last of the Uzumaki clan?" Not quite understanding where I was going with this, she nodded. "Y-Yea." "Until they've finished their studies, or I die, whatever they find belongs to me and doesn't get sent to Konoha's medical records." "Where are you getting at Uzumaki?" "Well, well looks like now you're the one rushing to the finish! Anyway, if we both make it out of here my doctors will examine, give you prenatal, and even deliver the baby when the time comes." The anger was transparent on the mother-to-be's face. "But, if I die, you will go to the general hospital where they will discover you are pregnant, which in turn will make its back to your precious place of occupation getting you fired." Knowing I had won I pulled out my Galaxy S3, and proceeded to play Angry Birds. "Hold on a- what the hell are you doing playing Angry Birds?" With a complacent face I said, "I'm bored." "AAARGH! You fucking dumbass!" Barely acknowledging her I turned up an eye. "Please elaborate on my apparent lack of intelligence." "You're a shitiot you know that?" Finally getting angry I retorted "Well you're a raging Tsundere!" Everything stopped after that. We both sat for an hour while we made sense of the insults pointed at us. "Sakura." "What?" "Why did my playing an mobile game who's main purpose is for you top experience the physics involved in propelling different avian species at sheltered swine aggravate you so?" "If you still have no clue, then tell me how many bars you have and your phone charge level."I fumbled with the lock screen for a second or two. "OK." When I checked I was surprised to see what I saw. "Full signal! I got a full signal!" "OK, now what's the battery level?" That tiny glimmer of hope faded into the depths of hell. What a great time for us to not invite Sasuke or Kakashi-sensei. "You wouldn't happen to know any Lightning Style Jutsus would you?" If she wasn't so unstable right now she might have started to cry at this point. "Let's just go look for Kiba and Hinata. They're the ones who ones the cruise tickets anyway." "Fine. But I have two questions." "OK, ask away." "First, What is a shitiot?" "Oh, it's a combination of the words shit & idiot." "ok second question. How did we go from walking a desert plateau to getting lost in a jungle in less than five minutes?" After realizing this we immediately shrunk into the depths of consciousness. Knowing that Kiba and Hinata did the exact same thing, we just decided to run our asses off (I ran, she rode on my back) till we passed out 4 hours later.