What if OverMaster Had Written the Trailer for Batman v. Superman-Dawn of Justice?

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Based on Characters Created by DC Comics:

Well, it actually was National Comics at the time:

Also, man, Bob Kane was a dick:

"Is it really surprising," the voice in the darkness said, "that the most powerful man in the world would be a controversial figure?"

"So, um, who are you anyway?" asked another voice in the darkness. "God, where's the light switch in this room? You're wearing pants, aren't you? Don't walk any closer, that's all I'm saying... Forget the light switch, where's the fucking door?!"

"The population of this planet is looking for a savior..."

Brief cutaway to Twilight Sparkle reading a book under a tree.

She blandly looked at the screen. "Sorry. Wrong planet."

"But we are talking about a being-"

"An alien being. One whose very existence..."

Superman wondered why there were so many weird guys with their faces painted black and white like skulls in the crowd cheering and reaching out for him. Had he walked into a Karate Kid movie or something?

"- we aren't being told the truth-"

"- defies our sense of priorities-"

"He's a mutant, I tell you! Down with the dirty muties!"

"Spider-Man is a menace!"

"Is Frank Miller writing this thing, or is someone just flipping like mad through the channels? Seriously, just settle already for a-"

"Abdo-Flattener! Flattens your abdominals as much as it flatters them! Call now; our operators are waiting for your-"

"This is our planet!"

"This! Is! Sparta!"

Superman lifted the car over his head and tossed it away as the hapless gangsters fled in terror, taking their hands to their heads.

BADASS LOOKING!

"Human beings have a terrible story of-"

"Tragedy!"

"Hunger!"

"War!"

"Famine!"

"Pestilence!"

"Jersey Shore!"

"- following those with great power-"

"- absolute power corrupts absolutely-"

"- a great responsibility-"

"But Goku can beat Superman!"

"Chaos!"

"Have you ever been to Bahia, my friend?"

"Why doesn't Batman just kill the Joker?"

"Oh look, it's this thread again..."

Superman watched, confused and uncomfortable, as the SWAT members lowered their weapons and knelt before him, opening a wide path for him to walk through.

Then, much to his horror, they shot themselves in the heads, all at the same time.

He looked, aghast, at the scrawny well dressed man at the other end of the underground chamber. "Why have you done this?!"

The boy smiled with fabulous malice and slicked his short, dark brown hair back. "This is... the power of the Emperor! The Geass!"

"Maybe he's only trying to do the right thing."

"Now we have an idea, don't we?"

"He's out of control!"

"Marvel movies are better anyway!"

"Demons don't come from Hell-"

"Hm, yes, actually, we do," Hild said.

"- they come from Heavens..."

"Oh, come on, that's just bull..." Hild groaned.

"The world is excited with all he can do. But nobody asked him what he should do."

"GO HOME! GO HOME! GO HOME!" the crowds chanted.

He looked up at the gigantic statue, on whose chest they had painted in red, over the 'S' shield, 'FALSE GOD'.

"That's how it starts," Bruce Wayne darkly said, his mood darkened, standing in the darkness before the display of the dark costume. "The rage, the fever, the sense of powerlessness..."

He looked into the empty eyes of the hollow black cowl.

"It makes good men... cruel."

The above was a perfect description of what Akamatsu Ken did to OverMaster.

In 2016.

Thunder followed the lightning, as the underground passage was briefly lightened, allowing a momentary view of all the graffiti over the filthy walls and thick columns.

'WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN?'

'FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL EDNA'

'WHEN IS A PYGMY LIKE A BASKETBALL PLAYER?'

After waiting a few more days, the Riddler decided his next message should be left at a more public place.

The armored Batmobile blasted its way through the narrow streets as it was fiercely bombarded from above.

Maybe fans hadn't accepted Affleck so readily after all...

He stood at the middle of Crime Alley, looking up at the lone red and blue figure hovering high above him.

"Tell me," the man in the black armor growled, under the cold and intense rainfall, "do you bleed?"

The flying man landed before him, on his feet, making the city tremble.

"Because you'll bleed."

BATMAN V. SUPERMAN- DAWN OF JUSTICE.

Definitely not directed by Axel Braun.