Yeah, these are going to becoming a bit faster than normal, so expect more in the upcoming weeks
OCTOBER 13, 1985. 11:30 P.M: Oh Great, Leno's starting
On Friday night, Okay this time I swear I was not invovled. Ask the hookers. a comedian died in New York. Huh, I thought that was a daily occurrence. Someone threw him out a window Amateurs, I always throw them out the plumbing system and when he hit the sidewalk he bounced like a bunny his head was driven up into his stomach. No silly, he was always that short. Nobody cares. Nobody cares but me. And you wonder why there's slash fics Are they right? Hey, take your politcal message out of my porno, er superhero book Is it futile? Soon there will be war. And it would be good for aboslutely nothing, uh-huh Millions will burn. I'll bring smores! Millions will perish in sickness and misery. Just so I'm clear, this isn't the same million, misery doesn't mix with smores. Why does one death matter against so many? Well, he had a name. Because there is good and there is evil, and then there's Deadpool and evil must be punished. Yeah, punish that evil. Evil likes it baby Even in the face of Armageddon Ignore the zit, ignore the zit I shall not compromise in this. I ordered no tomatoes and they gave me tomatoes But there are so many deserving of retribution Yeah, why hasn't Linkara got anything for not reviewing me yet...and there is so little time. Oh please, ask the gay genius, he knows time travel. I assume. Probaly not.