"He is a man who saved the village from the crock bandits and he also saved Mr.Ping from the restaurant down in the valley" Viper finished.
"I don't know should I call you a morron or a hero" Master Shifu said.
"Wait what...I saved a person's life and you motherfucker have a gut...a nerve to even consider calling me a morron. Say something like that one more time im gonna brake every god damn bone in your little body." I finished with an angry face on. I saw Shifu's face expression and the look of the others and I couldn't keep it in anymore so I just let it all out: "Pahahahahahahah aa hahahah...I'm just messing with you guys, don't always be so serious. Don't be so 'It's all about respect kind of guys' " I said trying to be funny but I failed. Shifu and Tigress got angry with me so Shifu decided not to give me a stay at the palace.
Only one word: " B E A U T I F U L" I spelled it and than tought: " Noo, I totally stole that from Ace Ventura" I covered my mouth.
Few seconds later:
"I know...right? Your probbably thinking... 'This guy is just a huge dick with a gigant ego'... well I've gotta tell you... I kinda am! " I said breaking the fourth wall...again.
This is just great...no place to sleep or eat, not to mention...cleaning myself. I think I owe them an apology for my behaviour. I went all the way back up to the palace and I knocked the huge dours.
No answer!
"Comeone guys, I know you can hear this."
Still no answer!
"Okay I'm sorry...I really am...it's just, it's really cold outside" I said shaking from the cold.
"I guess the Winter is near" I tought and in that moment the dors opened reaviling Shifu with a smug face. We looked at eachother for a minute while he didn't break the silence: " I was just messing with you. Why do you always take it seriously" he finished with a chuckle.
"I guess I learned my lesson haha." I tought.
We went in and second by second I've felt warmer and warmer.
"Hey Shifu" I called out. He turned around and I asked : " Do you have any clothes...I'm in my fighting pants all this time"
"No we don't at the moment...but we have few blankets to keep you warm at night...and tomorrow you go over to my friend at the valley. He will tailor some clothes for you." Shifu said and than he added :
"Go take a bath...bathhouse is about 50 meters away from here...just go forward you can't miss it!"He said and I agreed.
When I got there, I started to take of my clothes when I realised that I'm not alone.
"Who's there" I shouted and upon that I saw Tigress in her towel scared to death.
When she calmed down she looked at me and said : " It's you, don't ever talk to me or even look at my direction after you disrespected my master you jerk"
she said and than she stormed out of the bathhouse.
"What a bitch...can't take a joke" I tought and than I started to wash myself.
When I finished I went to look for the kitchen. I've finally came across something that looked like a kitchen. A table and 7 chairs. I went over towards the cupboards and I opened it. I took the same things I ate at Po's restaurant.
"This is great" I tought while eating them.
I didn't notice that the five has entered in while I was in element of eating.
"You are here" Mantis shouted.
"Yes, yes, finally someone with the great sanse of humour like mine" He said and than he got slapped by Monkey
"Really, I tought you like my humour" Monkey said.
"Guys stop it" Viper said.
They stopped fighting and then we all started to eat together.
We didn't talk to much and when I finished my dinner I walked away from the kitchen and then I started looking for student barracks. Shifu told me that they are here somewhere.
I saw a building that can be it.
I entered in and than I was sure that that was it. I entered the only room that had only a bed inside and than i fell asleep!