K.K. Slider
K.K. Slider, also known as Totakeke. He uses a fake name so he can get away with loading out illegal music to everyone.
"Hey man… My music wants to be free… Everyone loves a free aircheck."
K.K. Slider - he gives out his music for free, because he's so talent less - nobody would pay three bells for one of his demo tapes.
"Yo dude… You want a free aircheck?"
Aircheck? K.K. Slider - he still lives in the Stone Age with his plastic cased cassette tapes. Don't you know it's all CDs and mp4 players now?
"Hey man… My clients are more than happy with a free aircheck… And it's all about the people, ain't it…?"
Clients?! I thought you were a busker - not a pimp!
"Dude… My people love a bit of K.K.'s doggy style."
…Too much information! You're even worse than that nutcase who's obsessed with roasting his own testicles.
"Sorry…?"
K.K. Slider - he's so poor, he picked his guitar out of the trash.
"No man… I found Doris here at the recycling hang-out at the Post Office…"
Is that name a homage to your mother? Tut, tut, wouldn't she be disgraced to hear her son is working as a pimp down at a coffee shop.
"Hey guy… My mommy's really proud of her lil' pup."
What; she's proud that you're a talent-less busker who seduces little human kids to come round the back of the museum with him?
You do realise, giving out music for free is illegal in fourteen states of Canada?
"Yo man… I say… Everyone wants one - they're hotter than-"
Please, no more porn-related euphemisms. Aircheck sharing is bad… Aircheck sharing is bad… Didn't you ever listen to the noble words of Metallica?
"Metallica… Those guys should just lighten up and let their airchecks down…"
Totakeke - You should take a hint from them - you couldn't rock like Metallica if your life depended on it.
"Alright man; that's enough for our session - I'll be here next week, same time, same place."
Oh of course; you have a date scheduled with an unsuspecting human child. Pervert.
Now you know K.K. Slider; the Metallica-mocking, child-seducing, aircheck-sharing talent less busker!
"Hey baby… Do you have a request for me…? I'll go all the way this time - for you…"
….I don't even WANT to know!