Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or any other manga/anime that might be mentioned below
Back where Rukia, Toshiro and Ichigo had been joined by Orihime, Ichigo had the floor.
"Nah, he called me, actually. I gather there haven't been as many movies as he was hoping for, and I guess he's just bored. Anyway, we'll be working on sort of a magical boy things. Inuyasha, me and a couple others will be high school students by day and monster killers by night. We're aiming for a very noir feeling. Well, film noir, not the anime Noir. Turns out Inuyasha knows some of the people from xxxHolic, so we're trying to get Yuko Ichihara, she played the witch as our secret sensei type, and we've got Sasuke Uchiha interested in playing one of our secret brotherhood. We figure we need four guys, one left to cast."
"How old is Sasuke now?"
"Fifteen or sixteen. Close enough to me and Inuyasha that it should work. Hell, he already knows how to use a sword, he's perfect. We just need one more guy."
"Lots of guys available here."
That was ignored.
"We still have to flesh out the love interest side though," fretted Ichigo. "Actually, we've been taking to some guys from the Ouran Host Club series for our final warrior and miscellaneous classmates. Inuyasha thinks better looking classmates will get us more female audience. He said he wants to talk Iba, Hisagi, Ikkaku and Yumichika into playing the bad guys."
"That's not a bad line-up, actually. Is Inuyasha going to stick with the gray hair?"
"Nah, stands out too much, so he's going back to black."
"Have you thought about talking to Uzumaki?"
"Uchiha told us not to bother, but we tried anyway. The little prick asked Inuyasha who he was, I couldn't believe it! Uzumaki has the biggest ego you've ever seen, so that tard is on his own. Believe it!"
Everyone dutifully laughed.
"Ino Yamanaka wants on board as Inuyasha's love interest with secrets of her own. She doesn't have a nice thing to say about Uzumaki." Ichigo laughed. "They say he's going to try a spoken-work style singing career!"
"They do call him the biggest dick in anime."
Author's note - Well SOMEBODY in the industry has to be a prick! I chose Naruto because I figured everyone knew the character.