Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Must I stated this over, and over, and over, and over ,and over, ::goes on forever::

Authors Note: Thank you for feeding my fan fic. It was very hungry. I feel so special, and thank you for staying tuned to my lame story. Now who will join me in the fight against writers block!

Chapter 4: The Talk With Tidus

The girl in the satin white wedding dress walked down the church aisle as the wedding march played. She had a veil that covered her face, but that didn't stop people from gasping and gawking as she walked past. She was beautiful. The man at the end of the aisle thought so too. He was wearing a tux and was standing very nervously. When the girl reached the end, the preacher stood there and recited their vows. "Do you take this lovely woman to be your wife?"

"I do," said the man.

"And do you take this man to be your husband?"

"I do," said the girl in a shy tone.

With a slam of his bible, the preacher said, "Then I pronounce you husband and wife! You may now do as you please to your wife...I mean, Kiss the bride."

The man who was now her husband parted the veil that was covering her face and stared deep into her eyes. "Kairi..." he said in a hushed voice.

The girl stared back at him with the same deep gaze. She was amazed. "Sora?" she said hopefully.

He nodded and put his hand on her shoulder. Then he leaned forward slowly, making the girls heart beat faster. The man gave her a soft kiss on the lips, and held it there for a few seconds. When they parted, the man whispered to the girl, "Wait for me Kairi, wait for me."

"Sora.." The girl said to her husband.

"It's eight o'clock! Rise and shine!"

"But I'm already awake.."

"We are DIRS, Destiny Island Radio Station, coming in live from the main land! Stay tuned and we'll play the new J-pop hit from the all boy band, 'The Heartless!'"

Kairi opened her eyes to hear her radio alarm clock go off. She slammed the snooze button and said, "Not another one of thoughs dreams again!" she groaned. Her cat, Sora, stared at her with his usual 'I'm-a-cat-and-I-don't-understand.-Please-explain' face.

She smiled at her cat. "Well, every month, around the time before the time of the month, I have a strange dream. I'm always at a lovely place, like a hotel, or the mountains, or a meadow, or something of that sort. And," she added. "I'm with a man. I never see his face until the end of my dream. Guess who it turns out to be? Guess!" Kairi looked at her cat and realized that her cat couldn't speak. "It's Sora! He always whispers to me 'Wait for me Kairi' and then I usually wake up." 'When I don't,' she thought. 'I dream weird things, like my head is a giant piece of fried chicken, or that I transported my nose to the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.'

"Speaking of the time of the month," she thought out loud. "I need some more tampons AKA The devil reincarnated into a plastic tube. Sora, I'll be on the main land shopping today, and I'll get you some cat food. Do you want some creme cheese as well? You seemed to like it the other day."

Her cat nodded and then went back to sleep. Kairi giggled, grabbed a pair of jeans and a top that said 'The Cat In The Hat', turned on her shower, and got ready for the day.

(Around an hour later)

Kairi grabbed her purse and checked her wallet to see if she had enough money. When she was sure she had enough, she yelled out to her mother "I'm going out for the day! See you before sun set!"

"Okay," her mother said weakly from the kitchen.

As Kairi ran out the door to catch the next boat over to the main land, she thought to herself, 'Mom and me haven't really talked since my birthday....Maybe she just doesn't want to bring up the subject again.'

She looked over at the dock that usually aboard the people of the island who wanted to go to the main land, only to see it was pulling away. "WAIT!" she yelled, picking her pace up to a run. She ran onto the dock and made every board go Klunk, Klunk, Klunk. Kairi gulped, closed her eyes, and jumped with all her might in hope to reach the boat. Sadly, she didn't, and she landed on her bottom in the cold salt water. "Gross!" she exclaimed

She heard someone laugh behind her. "Your a laugh riot Kairi, are you sure you weren't born blonde?" Kairi turned around to see a familiar blonde boy huddled over in laughter.

She smiled her famous 'if-you-don't-shut-up-I'll-kick-your-butt-to-Mexico' look. "Hello Tidus."

Tidus reached out his hand and helped Kairi out of the water. "You know that salt water is bad for your hair?"

"You would be the person to know that," Kairi laughed. Tidus was a total tom boy, unless it came to his looks. He'll play brutally in soccer, as long as no one kicked the ball towards his face. He'll swim a thousand miles, as long as it doesn't mess up his hair. He'll even take on every person on the island in a sword fight, as long as it didn't ruin his rock hard abs. Kairi sighed. "Well, I guess I can't go to the main land today."

Tidus looked at her with a puzzled face. "What are you talking about?"

"That ship was the ship that goes to the main land. I won't be able to get another boat until five!" Kairi pouted.

Tidus laughed. "Kairi, that was the cargo ship. The main land ship doesn't come for another hour. Didn't you pick up the new boat schedule?" Kairi shook her head. "Silly Kairi. Come on, your drenched. Let's go back to my place and dry you off, okay?"

Kairi didn't realize how wet she was. "Okay."

Tidus started walking towards the direction of the old club house. "Hey Tidus, isn't your house that way?" Kairi pointed the other direction.

"Oh, I guess you haven't heard," Tidus sighed akwardly. "Walk with me, I'll explain on the way."

Kairi put a skip in her step and tried to catch up with Tidus. "Explain what?"

"I don't live with my parents anymore," he said casually.

The brownish red head girl caught up with the younger blonde boy. "What?!" She exclaimed.

"Yeah, I don't live with them. They said my actions with Selphie were 'irresponsible'. When I told them I wanted to marry her, they disowned my from the family. My brother even said that that they refused to come to the wedding."

"That sucks Tidus-kun!" She exclaimed. You could tell she was outraged. "Doesn't it make you depressed?"

He shrugged. "Sometimes it does, but when I think about what I gave up, and what I earned, it makes me feel a thousand percent better."

Kairi laughed. "You know Tidus? Your a true poet."

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The room was small, and dark, and it smelled funny. It had an ugly shade of green painted on the walls (or at least, Kairi hoped it was paint). The only thing that made the room look even appealing to the human eye were the blitz ball posters hung up on every single wall space.

"I thought you quit the whole Blitzball thing," Kairi stated. She had her nose plugged, so her voice sounded a little foggy.

"Thoughs posters aren't mine. They belong to my roommate," He said, picking up an old crusty piece of pizza from the ground.

"Oh, who's your room mate?"

Tidus gave out a 'ha'. "You don't know?" Kairi shook her head.

"Okay, I'll give you three hints. Red hair, likes to show off, and you hated him when we were little."

Kairi gave out an annoyed sigh. "Wakka?"

Tidus nodded. "He's awesome. He got the dean to let me stay in the dorms, even though I'm not a college student." He sat next to a pile of underwear on the obviously unwashed bed sheets. "You know Kairi, he talks about you all the time." Kairi stared wide eyed, like she didn't believe what Tidus was saying. "No! It's true! It's actually kind of annoying. 'So today I went on this date with Kairi,' or 'I saw Kairi sitting on the docks today talking to herself' and last but not least, 'Tidus! You should have been in my dream last night! Kairi and me were naked on the beach and had hot monkey sex!"

Kairi threw what seemed to be the core of an old apple at Tidus AKA 'King-of-immature-jokes's head. "Hey! Easy now, you know I'm just joking. Besides, if your mean to me, I won't let you use a towel."

She looked down at her smelly clothes. "Oh yeah. Can I use your shower also, and maybe borrow some clothes? I just washed my clothes yesterday, and my mom will go on about 'how much laundry detergent I'm using!'" she said in a mimicking voice.

Tidus giggled a (what he likes to call) manly giggle If that was at all possible.. "Yeah sure," he said, looking for clothes on the floor. He picked up some sweat pants and a long sleeved black shirt. "Don't worry, thoughs are clean. I'm just too lazy to put my clothes away."

She grabbed the pile of clothes and walked into the small spaced bath room. "Wait!" she cried out. "Where's the shower, and the toliet, or the sink!"

"Kairi? You walked into the closet. The bath room is across the hall."

Kairi laughed. "Oh right, I forgot. Dorms don't have the luxury of putting a bathroom in for every room. Especially not this dorm."

Now it was Tidus's turn to throw some random, smelly, gross object at Kairi (when ended up being a green moldy piece of turkey lunch meat.). "Alright! Alright! I'll leave." She walked out of the room (could it be considered a room?) and bumped into Wakka. "Hey!" she said as she walked by. Wakka smiled back at her and closed the door behind him.

"Tidus, why is Kairi here?" Wakka asked.

"She fell in the ocean trying to catch the cargo boat, so I offered her our towels."

"You didn't tell her about my dream I had the other night, did you?" Wakka asked with a nervous look on his face.

"No!" Tidus said with shifty eyes. "Of course not!"

"Good," Wakka said with relief. He set his book bag down on a chair and grabbed a water bottle. He twist open the cap and started to drink.

"Wakka, do you love Kairi?"

Sppppppppaaaatt. Wakka spit out the water he just drank all over Tidus. "I'll take that as a yes," he said, wiping off his face with a dirty pair of underwear.

"Don't say a word! I swear, if you do-"

"Relax bud. I won't say anything," he smiled. "I'll let you say that yourself."

Wakka sighed. "That won't happen. She's still in love with Sora."

"Still? But it's been-"

"Yeah, I know, four years."

"But you have a chance that means! If Sora isn't here..."

"It won't happen, okay?"

Tidus stood up and but on a serious face. He lowered his voice and said in a threatening 'I'm-acting-like-an-army-general' voice, "You pansy! Your going to let one child hood love stand in your way! GO AFTER HER!"

Wakka stared sheepishly at Tidus. "O-O-O-Okay..."

Tidus laughed and slapped Wakka on the back. "I'm joshing you."

Wakka sighed. "I don't think she even forgives me for what I did to her when she was little."

Tidus blinked. "What did you do when you guys were little?"

Wakka pulled up a chair and sat down. "Well, it all started out when I was five years old. I loved the circus. All the ballons, and tigers, and bears made me wet my pants with joy. And the cotton candy-"

"Wakka, I'm not a therapist. I'm your friend. If you don't want to tell me the I'm okay with that."

"I'll be serious." He took a deep breath. "One day, Kairi's mom told her that she couldn't have any cocoa nuts for an entire day. This was when we were around five, so a day was a huge deal. Even an hour could torture a kid! So anyways, I saw her climbing a palm tree to tree to get a cocoa nut." Wakka looked up at the ceiling and smiled. "She loved cocoa nuts." He shook his head and came back to reality. "Like I said, she was climbing the palm tree, and she fell. Luckily, I was there and caught her. Then she said in her cute voice 'Don't tell my mommy! She'll punish me!' Of course, at this time, I had a huge C-R-U-S-H on her. I said 'I won't tell as long as you pretend to be my girlfriend.'"

"You did what?!" Tidus exclaimed.

"I'm not finished. Of course she agreed, in fear that I would tell her 'mommy'. So one day, we were walking, and Sora walked by. I hated Sora. I knew Kairi had a huge C-R-U-S-H on him. So, what I did was I said 'You don't have to be my girl friend anymore, as long as you give me a kiss.' Sora stood frozen, and Kairi looked up at me like I was the devil. Then she stood up on her tippy toes, and gave me a kiss on my nose, and ran off crying."

"Wait, that's it?" Tidus asked.

"Yeah, but think about it from a little girls point of view. That'd be the worse punishment ever, but I didn't realize it back then. I really hurt her."

"Hurt who?" said a voice from behind. Wakka turned around and Kairi was in a baggy black shirt and some of his old sweat pants he gave to Tidus.

"Sorry, I'm practicing lines for a play," Wakka said.

"What play?" Kairi asked in a cheerful voice.

"It's secret," Tidus smiled, playing along.

"Oh," Kairi shrugged. "I'm just gonna grab my purse and head on out. If I leave now, I'll make it to the boat in time." Her hair was still wet. On some girls wet hair looked ugly, but on Kairi it looked fabulous. Heck, everything about Kairi was wonderful, at least in the eyes of Wakka.

"Hold on!" Wakka said, standing up (and removing a piece of cheese from his behind). "I'll walk you. No wait, I'll escort you. We can call it, our second date?"

Kairi smiled up at Wakka, "Sure, whatever you say."

And so the two walked off together. In the mind of Wakka, he was thinking about the time they were going to have. In the mind of Kairi however, she was still lost in her dream world. The dream world that Sora and her lived in. Concealed from the world.

End of Chapter 4

Authors Note: I always think my chapters are going to be short, but each one ends up being bigger then the last. I can't help it....

Riku: Hey! You said to me after last chapter that I might be in the fan fic!

Lili: Well, uh..the audience doesn't want you in this fan fic.

Riku: WHAT?!?!?!? They don't want Riku? But I'm Riku! RIKU!!

Lili: Yeah...anyways! Again, thank you for the reviews. They made me happy! I didn' think this story was all that great-

Riku: IT ISN'T GREAT! In fact, it sucks, because I'm not in it.

Lili: ::puts ductape over Riku's mouth:: Like I was saying, thanks for the reviews, blah blah. Wish my good luck on my exams, and stay tuned for the next chapter!

Sora: ::comes out looking dead:: Caffeine...Red Bull....

Lili: Dammit! I thought we locked him in the closet!

Riku: Mm Mmmmh! (Translation: I did....bitch)

Lili: Anyways, see you next time! AND JOIN ME IN THE FIGHT AGAINST WRITERS BLOCK!!! ::runs off and screams like a little baby::