Disclaimer: Mr. Kishimoto owns Naruto. I only own the oc's.

Alexandra: Um... Let's start with the poll...

Sasuke: *looks over at the notes* It'll be up until the sixth chapter... So, three chapters from now?

Alexandra: Hey! These are my notes! No lookie!

Itachi: Too bad. *looks at notes* ... I resent that! I do not eat small children for lunch!

Sasuke: Really? *raises eyebrow* I thought it was for dinner?

Warning: Do we need to go over this? Really? I rated it M for a reason. Also, everybody is going to be a bit out of character. This how things a run around here.

P.S. I'm sorry this is sooooooooo late. I had been trying to get this up since forever. Just... Things piled up and I had no time. Again I am sorry. Also, like everything else, this has not been checked by a beta I need a beta... Will someone P.M. me if they would like to be my beta?

Tuesday, June 4th.

"Alrighty then!" A voice said cheerfully. "Let's meet our new guardians!"

"Keshi. Aren't you being just a little too cheerful?" Another voice questioned.

"No! I happen to think it's wonderful that we're getting parental figures," The first voice, Keshi, argued.

"Big brother Aka? Big brother Keshi?" A boy, about 13, came into view holding a toddler about the age of three.

"Yes, Amakunigai?" Keshi asked.

"Waruse is getting fussy. Can we leave now?" The lavender haired boy pouted. Aka frowned.

"May as well... Keshi. Stop bouncing up and down." Keshi pouted at his uke's command.

"Right. Let's get out of here." Aka began to file everyone out and on their way.

15 minutes later, at the Uchiha residence.

"Oooh! There they are! Do you see?! Do you see, Sasuke?!" Naruto exclaimed excitedly to the dark haired man.

"I see. Now stop bouncing up and down. You'll hurt yourself." Naruto pouted at his lover, but stopped bouncing none-the-less. The men turned to the group of kids now lined up in front of them.

"Awe! They are perfect!" Naruto exclaimed. Sasuke nodded as he studied everyone.

"Okay." Everyone turned to the dark haired man as he spoke. "We'll introduce ourselves, then starting with you two-" He pointed to the two oldest. "-and so on." The two oldest nodded. "Good. Now, my name is Uchiha Sasuke. I will be 25 in July. It will be an honor to have you in my family." Sasuke smiled and turned to his blonde lover. Naruto smiled as well.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I will be 25 in October. It will be a pleasure to have a family." Two boys nodded in understanding.

"My name is Aka. I am 15. It will be nice to have guardians." Aka pointed to the boy next to him. "This is Keshi. He is also 15.

"Nice to meet ya." He smiled and pointed to the girl next to him. "This is Kasai. She happens to be 14." Kasai smiled and pointed to the boy next to her and the toddler in his arms.

"That is Amakunigai and Waruse. Amakunigai is 13 and Waruse is 3." The toddler giggled at the sound of his name.

"Waru! Waru!" Waruse squirmed.

"Waruse, stop squirming or I'll drop you," Amakunigai scolded. Waruse cried out in frustration.

"No!" He exclaimed and pointed to Naruto. "I wan' Mama!" Everyone froze at the declaration. "Mama! Mama! MAMA!" The boy cried out. Naruto snapped out of the shock first and scooped the toddler into his arms, cooing at the boy.

"Shh, shh, shh. Mama's here. Shh, shh, shh. Stop squirming please. Shh, shh, shh. Mama has a baby on the way." Waruse calmed and snuggled into Naruto's chest.

"W-w-w-what?!" Aka exclaimed loudly and Naruto turned to see the auburn haired boy ready to cry. He quickly handed Sasuke Waruse and gathered the teen in his arms.

"Oh, sweetie! No! Don't cry! What I mean is, now you all will have a new sibling. You see? I'll still love you after little Itazura is born, okay?" Aka nodded and hugged him back.

"Itazura?" Sasuke asked menacingly. Naruto stood and hid behind Keshi while still hugging Aka.

"Umm... Yeah..." Naruto chuckled nervously.

"Itazura... Mischief... I like it!" A little voice piped up. Everyone turned to look at the beaming 6 year old. Naruto smiled and let Aka go and crouched in front of the girl.

"What's your name sweetie?" The girl beamed some more.

My name is Karasu. It means Raven." Naruto smiled.

"Well, my little black bird of the sky, tell me why you like the name." Karasu looked at Naruto with mirth filled eyes.

"Because they aren't even here yet and they're already causing mischief." Sasuke smirked at that.

"Just like their mother," he laughed and everyone laughed as well.

After that fiasco, everyone was lined up again as they faced Naruto and Sasuke.

"So we already know Aka-chan, Keshi-kun, Kasai-chan, Wasure-kun, Amakunigai-kun, and Ritoru Karasu-chan (Little Raven)." Naruto smiled softly. Amakunigai pointed to the boy next to him.

"This is Chikyū. he is also 13." Chikyū smiled, his silver eyes brightening.

"Pleasure to meet you Ma and Da." He pointed to the girl next to him. "This is Hasu. She is 12." Hasu pointed next to herself.

"Pressed for time. This is Hikari and Yami, the eldest set of twins. They are 11. Next to them is Kitai. She is 10." Hasu pointed past the orange haired boys, who shrugged and pulled the 10 year old forward a bit. The twins pointed to the boy next to Kitai.

"This is-" Yami started.

"-Mizu. He-" (Hikari.)

"-is-" (Yami.)

"-Nine!" The two finished together. Hikari pointed to the girl next to Mizu.

"She-" Hikari started.

"-would be-" (Yami.)

"-Taka. She-" (Hikari.)

"-is-" (Yami.)

"-Eight!" The twins finished together, once again, as they smiled. Two boys, with a deep cherry red colour to their hair, stepped forward.

"We are-" One boy started.

"-Tsuki and-" (Taiyō.)

"-Taiyō. We-" (Tsuki.)

"-are-" (Taiyō.)

"-Seven!" Tsuki and Taiyō finished together.

"We are-" (Taiyō.)

"-the other-" (Tsuki.)

"-set of twins." The two grinned.

"You already-" The twins started together.

"-know-" (Tsuki.)

"-Karasu, so-" (Taiyō.)

"-we'll jump to-" (Tsuki.)

"-Kūki!" Taiyō pointed to the boy next to Karasu.

"He is 6 as well," Karasu said, smiling. Kūki pointed to the two boys next to him.

"These two are Bara and Matsu. They are 5." Kūki spoke in quiet tones. Bara and Matsu smiled. Matsu looked next to himself and noticed the last one to be introduced was missing.

'Where's Kiku?' The fuchsia eyed boy looked around as that thought skittered in his thoughts.

Sasuke felt a tug on his pant leg and looked down to see a girl about 4. He handed Waruse to Naruto and crouched down to her eye-level. He smiled a bit.

"And What's your name honey?" He asked softly.

"Key-coo. I am 4." Kiku smiled slightly.

"Chrysanthemum, hm? What a pretty name for a pretty lady." Kiku giggled, catching everyone's attention. Sasuke picked the little girl up, twirling a bit.

"Well, let us go inside for dinner. Then we'll figure out sleeping arrangements, okay?" Everyone nodded and went inside.

The Uchiha compound had never been as cheerful as it has now.

Alexandra: FINALLY! Chapter three is done! More will come, although, it may be a little later than expected since I still need to write it...

Sasuke: Itazura? Boy or girl?

Alexandra: Wait for it! and no looking at my notes either! *smacks Sasuke's hand before it touches notes*

Itachi: When do I come in?

Alexandra: Soon. not yet, but soon.

Naruto: Alright. We need reviews people. One word would due and be wonderful. We just need to know how we are doing!