HELLO GUYS! Sorry I didn't post yesterday like I said I'd do :c I tought the chappie was too tiny, so I continued and now here he is! The big big chap! The 2-in-1! The massive fluff! The...

Deidara: JUST GO ON WITH THIS SHIT, UN

Me: Sorry, Dei-kun :(

Sakura: Actually, this looks like a filler, ya know?

Me: Shut up! I'll get revenge on you two later in the chapter...

Deidara and Sakura: *flinch*

So, anyone to do the disclaimer? Sis'?

Little sis': Haruno-chan is an idiot and she'll never own Naruto or any of this characters. I'm surprised she even owns the plot.

Me: SIS'?! D:

Little sis': What?

Me: Oh forget it. On with this.

Itachi: Thank Kami.

Me: NOT YOU TOO

They were jumping the fastest they could in the trees, trying to reach the nearest Akatsuki base before sunrise, but they soon got too tired to continue, and sat down to rest.

An uncomfortable silence installed itself, and Sakura quickly broke it.

"Itachi?" she asked carefully.

"Yes?"

"Do you think the other guys will like me? I mean, I'm nothing special, really, but if I'm gonna stay, I hope I can make some friends..." her cheeks turned pink as she sat against a tree and Itachi sat next to her.

"I am not the right person to talk about emotions and impressions, Sakura..." the pink-haired girl pouted a little. "But I indeed can say you are something special. You can really touch a heart."

Sakura's face lit up, and as she turned to Itachi, she tought she had saw a smile identical to Sai's real ones in his face and a very faint pink in his cheeks. She quickly shook these toughts out of her head. 'It's late. I'm sleepy. Must be because of that.' "Thanks, Uchiha."

"Anytime, Haruno." he answered.

"Oh, and... Itachi?"

"Yes?"

"They won't kill me, right? I agreed with this, but dying isn't in my to-do list." she explained.

"I do not think so. But if they try, I will not let them. No worries."

She seemed to relax with this comment, and dropped her head in his shoulder. Soon she was asleep, hugging his arm. Itachi smiled at her angelic face and stroked her petal-like hair affectuously. "Goodnight, Sakura-chan."

Sakura opened her eyes. "Where am I?" she questioned, missing the light pink ceiling of her room. 'Oh. The Akatsuki, I remember now...' She sat on the bed and looked around herself.

The ceiling wasn't the only thing different: this room was painted dark grey all over, and the floor was slightly lighter, with a fluffy black carpet connecting the right side of the bed to the closet. Looking down she could find herself lying in a queen-sized bed, with red blankets and two black pillows. 'I must've fallen asleep and Itachi carried me. Have to thank him later.'

Before she could do anything, the door opened a bit and Sakura sneaked a peek to it.

"So you're awake already, un?" someone asked. Looking better, she noticed it was a guy around her own age, maybe one or two years older, blonde locks and steely blue eyes, bangs covering half of his face. His wide grin was really cute and a faint shade of pink tainted Sakura's cheeks. "Do you know who I am?"

"Deidara…?" she guessed, more as a question than in a confident tone. Sakura only remembered his face from an old Bingo book, but he didn't have to know that, right?

"That's me, yeah. I was afraid you wouldn't remember, un" Deidara smiled.

'Well, kinda hard to forget when you are a dangerous rogue-nin and tried to suck our best friend's soul out of his body for like years. Lucky you're hot', Inner hissed, but Sakura ignored her and smiled back to him. Anyways, she didn't want to be killed, so better do her best to get them to like her.

After a little conversation, Sakura knew Deidara fairly well. She had discovered that he was 19, he came from Iwagakure no Sato, his hobbie was art, and he was here because of a bet he made with Itachi some time ago.

They were laughing at some joke he had told, when she decided that that was enough for chat. Her legs were itching for getting out of that room and go meet the others.

"Uh... Deidara?"

"Yes, Sakura?"

"Could you... bring me something to wear when I go meet the others, please?" she asked, with a kind smile.

"Sure, un. Be right back."

2 minutes later he was back with a fishnet shirt, an oversized black t-shirt, grey shorts and fishnet tights. "Well, this was what Konan gave me, un." he explained.

Sakura raised an eyebrow. "That t-shirt doesn't seem like a girl's."

"Okay, un. That might be mine." he scratched the back of his head and laughed nervously.

Sakura shook her head then grinned. "No problem." she unbuttoned her pink skirt and dropped it, now just on her black tights and the red shirt. His eyes widened and a blush covered his cheeks. "Could you please turn around?" Sakura asked, green eyes focused on blue ones. 'Deja vù, huh, baby? First Itachi, now Blondie... Do we have to strip right when an Akatsuki is in the room?' Inner joked. 'Shut up please, this is awkward enough without your comments, Inner. I didn't miss you at all.'

"Yeah, sure, un." Deidara turned his back on Sakura, clearly as embarrassed as she was. "I'm gonna check what the others are doing downstairs and I'll check on you later, un."

"Okay!" Sakura beamed, happy with the privacy moment.

He exited the room and the kunoichi got dressed. 'WE'RE DAMN SEXY, OUTER!' Inner Sakura yelled, jumping from one foot to the other. 'Hm. A little bit too sexy for my tastes.' she answered. 'I didn't want to give this impression of myself on my first day here.'

The fishet shirt and tights hugged to her curves, Deidara's t-shirt was loose enough to show a little bit of her collar bones and the shorts were almost hidden by the hem of the t-shirt. 'Geez. I look like a slut.'
"Sakura?" a voice asked. She turned to the door and saw Itachi's head popping from the door.

"Hello Itachi! Come in! Thanks for carrying me yesterday. I'm sorry I fell asleep, I was so tired." the pink-haired apologized.

"I was pleased to help. Are you ready? Deidara told us you were dressing up."

"Oh, yeah... I just... Okay." Sakura sighed and followed Itachi to the stairs.

Okay. That's it. Working on the fifth. Didn't actually like this one a lot... So I'll let the opinions to my dearest readers :) See you next chapter! Review what you tought and maybe something you'd like to see!