Author's note: Hi just so you guys are aware the last chapter was supposed to be called Christmas part 2 but for some reason I was just to sick to function. (LOL). Hopefully you all had a good Valentine's day because I know I did so I hope you also enjoy this chapter as well enjoy.
Do you like cake, or maybe pie?
Pasta, lasagna, or french fries?
He'll tell you what you need to do, it's Scorpion's Cooking Show
"Okay, here are the rules on Cooking with Scorpion." Scorpion looked at both Jacqui and Mileena with serious faces.
"No touching, kissing, flirting, ANYTHING that will get this show flagged oh and I'm sick so don't try anything." Scorpion said seriously.
"No promises." Takeda whispered to Jacqui.
"Ya say something Takeda?" Scorpion asked.
"No, I'm good." Takeda said.
"Awww you two are sooo adorable, you're such goals." Mileena said.
"GOALS! MILENNA WE ARE NOT DISCUSSING SOCCER RIGHT NOW!" Scorpion yelled.
"No Scorpion, I don't think that's what she meant." Jacqui said.
"Anyway today we will make WHOOPIE PIES!" Scorpion yelled.
"Whoopie pies?" Takeda asked.
"WHOOPIE PIES!"
"Whoopie pies?"
"WHOOPIE PIES!"
"Whoopie pies?"
"TAKEDA, SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP!"
"Fine, I guess we're making whoopie pies then." Takeda said throwing his hands up.
"First you take cake mix, throw some water in there, and 2 eggs." Scorpion said. Mileena and Jacqui helped them out with all of the ingredients.
"HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT!" Scorpion yelled.
"What?" Takeda asked.
"We are for getting the most important ingredient of making whoopie pies ." Scorpion said.
"What's that?" Jacqui asked.
"VODKA!" Scorpion yelled.
"SCORPION NO!" Takeda yelled trying to take the bottle from him.
"COME ON TAKEDA, DON'T BE LIKE KITANA , JUST ONE SHOT!" Scorpion yelled trying to grab the Vodka bottle back.
"WAIT KITANA WAS HERE!? THAT BITCH!" Mileena yelled.
"Mileena calm down." Jacqui said rolling her eyes.
"Scorpion how could you cheat on your future wife our kids would not be pleased." Mileena said folding her arms.
"Mileena, I would rather marry Tanya then you." Scorpion said honestly.
"Oh Scorpion, you know you don't mean that, you know you love me." Mileena said laughing.
"YOUR ONLY HOT WHEN I'M DRUNK!" Scorpion yelled.
"Oooo then go ahead and consume all the alcohol in the house then." Mileena said laughing.
"Can we talk about something us." Takeda said.
"Anyway, we just slowly put the whoopie pies in the oven and wait for them to bake." Scorpion said.
7 minutes later
"Hey Jacqui, look what I made for Scorpion." Mileena said showing Jacqui the teddy bear.
"Takeda told me Scorpion doesn't like teddy bears." Jacqui said.
"Oh I'll make him like it after all, I am going to marry him one day." Mileena said.
"I bet, I'm not stopping you." Jacqui said.
"Are you going to marry Takeda, Jacqueline?" Mileena asked.
"I don't know, that's the plan I guess." Jacqui said.
"Well good luck to you." Mileena said.
"Same to you, I suggest you give him your teddy bear to see if he likes it." Jacqui said.
"Yes you're right, but not until we eat the whoopie pies." Mileena said.
"Wait where is Scorpion anyway, he's been really quiet?" Jacqui asked.
"THEY TOLD ME I SHOULD GO TO REHAB, I SAID NO! NO! NO!" Scorpion was singing out loud.
"Oh dear." Jacqui said.
"He has such a way with words." Mileena said.
"I don't understand what you see In him." Jacqui said.
"LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOOOOR!" Scorpion and Mileena sang out loud.
"With you!"
"With you!"
"With you!"
Love is an open dooooor!" They were singing the whole time on a karaoke machine, drunk out of their minds.
"This I say, has to be the best date you have every taken me on." Jacqui smiled watching Scorpion and Mileena.
"He's so embarrassing sometimes." Takeda said.
All of a sudden they hear the oven go off telling them that the oven was ready.
"OH, our whoopie pies are ready." Scorpion said excited.
Scorpion ran to the kitchen, sober within seconds to get the whoopie pies and took them out the oven.
"Now, you put whip cream, cream cheese, frosting, anything you choose in your whoopie pies and eat it." Everyone took theirs and took a bite.
"Hooooly shit, this is amazing." Scorpion said.
"And it was really easy." Mileena said.
"Like Kitana." Takeda whispered to Scorpion and they were both on the ground laughing.
"What did he just say?" Mileena asked pulling out her twin sai.
"I don't know their idiots." Jacqui said shaking her head.
Mileena was getting a little frustrated but then she remembered something, her gift to Scorpion the little teddy bear she made for him.
"Oh Scorpion I just wanted to give you a present, you know for Valentine's day." She blushed.
"What is is?" Scorpion asked.
Mileena pulled out a teddy bear wearing a tiny little ninja outfit.
"His name is Freddy the Bear." Mileena said.
"You mean you named him after that crazy, psycho killer who stalks us all the time." Takeda said.
"Yes, don't you love him Scorpion." Mileena asked.
"Mileena, I HATE TEDDIES!" Scorpion said.
"Oh c'mon I did this for our February anniversary." Mileena said.
"Mileena, were not together, how many times do I have to tell you that." Scorpion said frustrated.
"B-b-but you never reject my affections, is there someone else?" Mileena asked.
"No Mileena, I just don't like you." Scorpion said bluntly.
Mileena started to cry dropping the teddy bear as she left out of the kitchen.
Jacqui and Takeda turned to Scorpion with their arms crossed.
"WHAT! I WAS ONLY BEING HONEST!" Scorpion yelled drinking beer.
"Go talk to her, she can't help the way she looks, not her fault she can't keep a guy for shit." Jacqui said.
"Scorpion, the least you could do was be nice to her today, it's Valentine's day you asshole." Takeda said.
"FINE! I'll go talk to her you lovesick animals." Scorpion said leaving.
Scorpion went into the living room and found Mileena all by herself crying.
"Look Mileena, I didn't mean to be a completely asshole but I just wanted to say that you are the craziest, manipulative, beautiful girl I've ever met, despite your teeth." Scorpion said.
"Does that mean you'll be my boyfriend?" Mileena asked.
"No, but we'll be very good friends alright?" Scorpion said.
"Fine, but that doesn't mean I won't tell everyone you're my boyfriend." Mileena said.
"Whatever." Scorpion said.
They came back in the kitchen as Takeda and Jacqui were decorating the whoopie pies.
"Wow I'm shocked, I thought you two were going to do something INAPPROPRIATE!" Scorpion yelled.
"Well for one the camera is still on, and what could we have done in 10 minutes?" Jacqui asked.
"You'd be surprised." Mileena laughed.
Takeda and Jacqui looked at each other and just shook their heads.
"Oh Scorpion." Jacqui picked up the Freddy bear and gave it to him.
"A gift from your adorable girlfriend." Jacqui said smiling at Mileena.
"Uhh thanks Mileena." Scorpion said.
"Your welcome boyfriend." Mileena kissed him.
"Awwww." Takeda said. Jacqui kissed him as well.
"Happy Valentine's day." They all said.
"Do you like cake or maybe pie
Pasta, Lasagna, or french fries
He'll tell you what you need to do, It's Scorpion and Mileena's Cooking Show.
"That's me." Scorpion said.
"And me." Mileena said.
"GET OUT OF HERE MILEENA!" Scorpion yelled while she was trying to kiss him.
OH my god that took me sooo long. I mean this chapter was supposed to be made around Valentine's day but that obviously didn't happen now did it? Anyway have a nice rest of your February and just be amazing. I would have put Deadpool in this but I guess I'll wait for that huh? Anyway see ya soon.