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Squirrel Sees a Sea Serpent or A Creep in the Deep

Narrator: While attempting to save the town of Frostbite Falls, Rocky the flying squirrel has seen a strange creature in the flooded waters.

Bullwinkle: Is it a pretty mer moose?

Narrator: No. Try again.

Bullwinkle: Uh...

Rocky: Bullwinkle, our newest obstacle is in the title.

Bullwinkle: You mean the creep in the deep?

Rocky: Yeah.

Bullwinkle: Oh, I know what it is!

Rocky: Really?

Bullwinkle: Sure do! It's water pollution.

Rocky pulls his light blue pilot hat over his head in embarrassment.

Bullwinkle: Was I right?

Narrator: No. It's a sea serpent.

Bullwinkle: Oh.

Narrator: Meanwhile, there are even more stupid shenanigans going on with Captain Peachfuzz.

Captain Peachfuzz: Gosh, that was really nice of Mister Boris to give me that eel repelling seaweed. Now I won't have to worry about getting zapped.

Electric Eel: That'sssss what you think!

The eel jumps up to the boat and zaps him.

*bzrt*

Peachfuzz: Ow!

Electric Eel: Ssssucker!

The fish jumps back into the water.

Narrator: He's right, you now. You kind of are a sucker.

Peachfuzz: Really? How?

Narrator: Think about it.

Peachfuzz: Hrmmmm...

Narrator: While "thinking", a group of sea slugs manage to crawl back and forth several times. Wait a minute, sea slugs? All right, this is taking much longer than it should. Captain, you were swindled.

Peachfuzz: Oh, so that's it!

Narrator: You're a lost cause.

Peachfuzz: That reminds me; where's my map?

Narrator: Argh!!

Narrator: Boris is still gloating about tricking Captain Peachfuzz, but figuratively and literally sore about not getting our heroes when he had the chance.

Boris: Darn, I was so close to keeling Moose and Squirrel! My comrades are useless! They never help at all.

Natasha: I am not useless, dollink.

Fearless Leader: Neither am I! I should arrest you for saying that.

Boris: How was I supposed to know you two were behind me? Don't scare me like that. Anyway, you meesed out on my brilliant plan to keel Moose and Squirrel. I called Moose and told him I was an electrician. He fell for it and almost got zapped by dropping the phone in the water!

Natasha: Almost? You can do better than "almost", dollink.

Fearless Leader: Badenov, you dummkopf! That stupid little prank of yours is small fry compared to what we are going to do here.

Boris: Really? Oh, I am so excited! What is it this time?

Natasha: Fearless Leader told me all about it.

Fearless Leader: Yes, and I would tell you as well, but I can see that you're already busy with other plans.

Boris: Aw, come on! I've just got to know about this. Pleeeaase, boss?

Fearless Leader: Only if you promise not to run off and do stupid, useless stuff. And you have to clean the Pottsylvanian submarines.

Boris: It's a deal!

Narrator: Ah, yes, now we'll finally find out what these creeps are up to-

Boris, Natasha, and Fearless Leader: Get lost!

Narrator: ...Fine. I know when I'm not wanted.

Narrator: Even though he is rather stupid, Peachfuzz actually would be somewhat useful here.

Bullwinkle: Ooh, I know why! It's because-

Narrator: No, not because of his expertise. I mean that he has a boat. We have went over this earlier.

Bullwinkle: Sorry. I kinda didn't learn how to pay attention at Wossamotta U.

Rocky: Did you learn how to duck?

Bullwinkle: Don't be silly, Rocky. I didn't take the ornithology class.

Rocky: Not that kind of duck. Look behind you.

He sees the sea serpent heading towards them.

Bullwinkle: Oh. Now that makes sense.

Narrator: Rocky convinces Bullwinkle to duck, and the sea serpent jumps over their heads and splashes back into the water.

Bullwinkle: Please don't eat us, Mister Sea Monster!

Sea Serpent: Monster? I'm not a monster. I'm a certified citizen of Submerbia. I even have a liscense.

Bullwinkle: Really? I have a Mister Know it All liscense.

The sea serpent goes back underwater for a minute, and comes back up with a license in his mouth. Rocky reads it.

Rocky: "Name: Luke Ness, Place of Residence: Submerbia, Occupation: Royal Messenger of Important Stuff". Bullwinkle, this guy wants us to help him! Submerbia must be in trouble again.

Luke Ness: That's right.

Bullwinkle: I don't remember Submerbia for some reason. Could you gimme some exposition or somethin'?

Rocky: We went there in the "Wailing Whale" episodes, and ended up saving the underwater city from a whale called Maybe Dick. But it was really a robot controlled by Boris and Natasha, and they were trying to steal stuff from there, but we stopped them in the end.

Bullwinkle: Oh, now I remember! But ya forgot the most important part.

Rocky: What was that?

Bullwinkle: I sang to the whale with my ukelele! I'm an expert don't you know.

Luke Ness: Sorry to break it to you, buddy, but we banned singing with ukeleles since your visit.

Bullwinkle: Really? Gosh, I wonder why...?

Luke Ness: I hope he's being sarcastic.

Rocky: He isn't.

Luke Ness: Oh... I think I'm asking the wrong guy for the job.

Bullwinkle: Don't worry about it, Mr. Ness! Rocky and I will help your friends out. Even without my mighty magical ukelele!

Luke Ness: Thanks, guys. Do you need anything before I take you to Submerbia?

Rocky: Not really.

Bullwinkle: No, but I have a question.

Luke Ness: Ask away.

Bullwinkle: Are you related to Cecil?

Luke Ness: Huh-uh.

Bullwinkle: How about Sigmund?

Luke Ness: Nope.

Bullwinkle: Darn... I'll have to update my Mister Know it All license...

Narrator: That will have to wait for now, Bullwinkle, for you and Rocky are going to embark on a return trip to the deep sea city of Submerbia. What awaits our heroes this time around? What are the villains doing to the place this time? To find out all these questions, be sure to stay tuned for our next episode, "Don't Hold Your Breath" or "Submerbia the Lost Empire".