Coming out of the closet
Disclaimer:: I don't own anything
Caution:: Remember, some characters personalities are switched, so don't get upset ok?
Squall paced around his friend Raijin's room, while Raijin busied himself with his stereo. Squall trusted Raijin with all his secrets, with all his missions. Raijin was not exactly "girl friendly". So Squall could come and complain, and Raijin would help him.
"God, so some one is informing her of my ...reputation.." Squall growled, pacing back and forth.
"Hmm.." Raijin replied moving some things around his desk.
"Who do I know in Kansas ?" Squall stopped looking at Raijin.
" Zell.." Raijin was now studying his camera.
"Oh, that would make sense. Zell hates me, I fingered his girlfriend at home coming." Squall muttered thinking to himself.
"I don't think that bothered him that much.." Raijin smirked to himself.
"What do you mean?" Squall asked facing him now.
"Let's just say he likes to tackle the tight ends on and off the field." Raijin joked smirking.
"Holy crap, are you shitting me.." Squall asked laughing.
'I shit you not.. he use to come in my dorm every night, piss ass drunk. We'd go at it for a little while, and as soon as he could cum, he'd say " What the hell man, I'm not a "Fag" if you tell anyone I'll beat the shit out of you. The only reason I let him keep up this, is cause the man has a mouth like a hover. Mmm." Raijin answered. Squall sighed slightly biting his fist.
"To bad his away.." Squall muttered.
"Nope, his back in his dorm. He already call me for a little pillow action." Raijin looked up at Squall.
"Good for you. Do you think you can arrange a meeting on my behalf?" Squall asked looking at Raijin.
"Hmm. I do believe sabtaguess is showing tonight.." Raijin answered.
"Great.." Squall started but was cut off.
"Don't think this one won't cost you.." Raijin interrupted quickly. Squall tossed down a couple of twenties, and walked to the side of the desk, where a figure shaped as a pole was.
"Let's say at the stroke of midnight" Squall grabbed the figure and ran his hands up and down it quickly.
"No pun instead." Squall smirked heading for the door.
"Stroke of Midnight it is." Raijin called after him.
Selphie sighed and grabbed the annoying musical instrument, she hated the Cleo. But she had to play it, her mom was making her. She played a few notes, they came out squeaky and high pitch, out of frustration she threw the string down on the ground.
"I Suck!" She cried looking annoyed at her music teacher, Irivine. He smiled and picked the string up.
" You don't suck, here watch me." Irivine slowly sat down behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist he started playing, his music was smooth, and good unlike Selphie. Selphie closed her eyes, and let her arms drop to the sides, Irivine scanned her from the back and moved his lips by her neck. The two of them didn't realize they had company, four eyes were watching them, two were kind, and the other was evil. Quistis watched the couple in disgust, and placed her hand behind a box, and pushed it to the floor. The box hitting the floor echoed in the quiet room, stirring the couple in front of them.
"Malian! We had a talk about this.." Quistis looked at her, then walked toward Selphie and Irivine.
"Pardon me.." Quistis smiled and tilted her head to the side. Irivine and Selphie walked toward her quickly.
"Quistis this is Irivine, he composers music!" Selphie said rather loudly. Irivine smiled and shook Quistis hand.
'Well, I guess our hour is up.." Irivine sighed and handed Selphie the string. Selphie bit her lip and looked from Quistis to Irivine.
Raijin sighed and called Zell. Zell was standing before his two friends telling a story.
"So I put my dick in her face alright, and I'm like "What is this, Grandma was a birthday cake, suck it you dumb bitch!" Zell nodded smirking. His other friends cheered and muttered.
"The Zell machine.." They muttered and clapped hands with Zell. The phone ring and Zell walked toward it and grabbed it quickly.
"Hello?" He asked.
"Zelly?!" Raijin's high pitch voice rang from the other end. Zell shot a look at his friends and lowered his voice.
"Hey Buddy..." He muttered glancing back at them.
Squall walked toward the dorm, sighing. He finally reached the door, and leaned against it. Moans were coming from the other side of the wall. A moan that was actually clear came through "Oh baby". Squall smirked looking upward.
"Baby?" He laughed then looked at his watch, in slight shock.
" 12:00 wow, right on time.." Squall narrowed his eyes then pushed the door open. Squall could see movements under the bed, he took out his camera and stepped toward the bed.
"Give me my fucking underwear.." Zell snapped at Raijin.
"Yeah, hold on, Don't be such a prissy pants.." Raijin whined, as Squall removed the blanket. Squall pointed the camera at Zell and Raijin and snapped a few pictures. Zell raised his hand up and looked at Squall.
"Now, Squall...lets talk about this.. it's my first time doing this..." Zell jerked up.
"And you were really drunk, blah, blah, blah.." Squall muttered looking upward.
"You're not going to tell anyone are you?" Zell pleaded looking at Squall.
"No..can't do that.." Squall nodded sadly.
"Come on man, this could ruin my whole career.." Zell whined.
" Your Career, think about your life Zell. What do you think your dad will say when he finds out his pride and joy is a fudge packer.." Squall nodded looking at Zell.
'I'll do anything." Zell whined.
"No, you are the one bad mouthing me to Rinoa Heartily." Squall smirked slightly.
"I never said a thing to her about you.." Zell shouted looking at Squall.
"The letters Zell.." Squall shook his head.
"I never wrote any letters to her, I promise!" Zell whined again.
"You know his propably right, the man can't even write out his own grocers list, what was I thinking? Hmm?" Raijin muttered fixing his nails. Squall looked to the side, he was annoyed at this sudden change, then looked at Zell.
"Well you can do something for me then..." Squall looked down at the hopeless Zell.