Disclaimer: Touhou Prokect is owned by ZUN, the OCs are mine however.
Pulls a Lever squashing a sand bag with the name Jacob 9594 stitched on it. I told you not to spoil this in the reviews man.
"Hey" -Speech
"Hey" - Thoughts
OST: Sky of Scarlet Preception (Touhou 10.5 Scarlet Weather Rhapsody)
Gensokyo has been though a lot this past week, Evil Spirits, a rampage by a psychotic Vampire with an emotional disorder, events that usually happen is the span of a month or two not a week. Unfortunately this has caught the attention of a certain Celestial known for her poor attitude and for nearly causiong the devastation of Gensokyo by a Giant Earthquake in an attempt to relieve her boredom. What did she get in return? Beaten up by several prominent figures in Gensokyo, an Oni who now owns part of Bhava-agra, and had to fight everyone again after said Oni started a 'beat up the Celestial' Party. This Celestial is known as Tenshi Hinanawi, the Eldest daughter of the Hinanawi family, and like Usual she was bored out of her mind with the only thankful thing being that Suika Ibuki was not around to cause her grief.
"Ugh. So little to do here, I am bored of Song, and Dance, and Drinking, I need something new, something Exciting! Iku had better hurry up I want to see if anything has happened on the land below." complained Tenshi as she was sitting on a floating rock with a shimenawa rope tied around it. This Object is a Keystone which are able to invoke or suppress earthquakes.
"I am here, Eldest daughter here is the Tengu's newspapers for the last month." said Iku Nagae the Oarfish Youkai who serves as a messenger of the Dragon Palace. When ever an Earthquake happens Iku has to report it to the Hinanawi family so she and Tenshi are often in contact with each other.
"Oh good. Now let's see here... Oh my.. what happened to Reimu that caused her to be covered in Noodles?" asked Tenshi as she read though the paper. "Oh hello what is this? 'New Hakurei Shrine Maiden and friends stop and evil spirit from taking over the Hakurei Shrine.' Well Looks like Reimu has a daughter... oh here's another one 'New Hakurei Shrine Maiden, and the chef of the Scarlet Devil Mansion stop the recently reveled Little Sister of Remilia Scarlet from destroying the Underground.' Hmm looks like the next generation of Incident solvers is up an ready to go." said Tenshi with a smirk on her face.
"It does seem that was Eldest Daughter, would you like to hear about them?" asked Iku
"Sure why not? Let's start with miss Hakurei here."
"Her name is Katsumi and she has done a fine job as Shrine Maiden so far, even ending the curse of the Evil Spirit Mima had on the family. This Evil SPirit was the one who taught miss Kirisame everything she knows." explained Iku
"Really? Marisa learned from an Evil Spirit?" asked Tenshi surprised.
"Oh yes, that brings up to the pink haired girl in this picture, from what I know her name is Hayami Sakurai, she hails from the outside world and was brought here to be Marisa's apprentice. The next Member of the group is Miyuki Konpaku, she is a Half-phantom like her mothner and her father is a hero from another world. He Phantom half took the form of a long departed friend of theirs apparently, she uses a magic Elemental Sword and a Crossbow with Elemental Arrows." explained Iku
"Interesting. Who is the girl in the chef's coat?" asked Tenshi
"Her name is Hikari Izayoi and is the daughter of the Maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. They are actually Lunarians surprisingly enough."
"The People from the Moon? Really? Now who is the blonde here?"
"All we know about her is that her first name is Buru and she is a close friend to Hikari and Miyuki. We are not sure on who her parents are at all."
"Well then. I think I will test these girls myself." said Tenshi as she sent a Keystone flying off into the distance.
"What did you just do? Don't you remember the last time?" said Iku shocked
"Oh don't worry it is only going to cause some damage around the Scarlet Devil Mansion. I don't want to destroy Gensokyo accidentally like I almost did last time." explained Tenshi
"Very well. I am sure your father will punish you later. Enjoy your fun Eldest Daughter, I have business to attend to in the Dragon Palace." Said Iku as she flew off.
"Farewell Iku. Now then let's see what your made of." said Tenshi as she started the waiting game.
OST: Usual Days (Touhou 10.5 Scarlet Weather Rhapsody)
Meanwhile at the Girl's Island Hideaway
The Girls were having a fun time as they were eating a lunch made by Hikari and Miyuki and just talking a bout various things involving thier training, and things that they have done recently.
"So I created ice walls that were mirrored and reflected her own Final Spark back at her." said Miyuki as she was explaining how she beat Marisa a few weeks ago.
"Mistress Marisa really should have noticed that." said Hayami as the ground shook a little.
"What was that?" asked Katsumi
"Hmm a small earthquake, nothing major." said Buru only to hear a shriek from Hikari "Hikari? What's wrong?"
"There is a large dust cloud coming from the Mansion! I need to go make sure everyone is OK!" said Hikari vanishing due to her stopping time
"Oh boy. We better take a look at this. I'll open a gap." said Buru as she opened a gap
OST: An Unpopular Location (Touhou 13.5 Hopeless Masquerade)
They all got their around the same time to see the extent of the Damage to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Hikari just fell to her knees in shock as the part containing her room, her mother's room, the Maid quarters, the Kitchen and the Dinning Room was demolished.
"MOM!? MOM ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! MISS PATCHOULI?! KOAKUMA? MISTRESS REMILIA? SOME ONE ANSWER ME!" yelled Hikari
Sakuya and Patchouli came out at her yelling and started to calm the girl down as Meiling poked her head up as she was digging though the rubble.
"We are fine dear. We were all in the library having Tea when it happened." said Sakuya trying to calm her daughter down.
After a few minutes Hikari was back to normal and Meiling pulled an interesting object put of the rubble.
"Hey what is this?" said Meiling as she came down with a Rock with a rope tied around it.
"A Keystone?!" exclaimed Patchy, much to the shock of Sakuya and Buru
"Keystone? Wait does that mean that..." said Buru only for Sakuya to finish
"This was caused by that bratty Celestial in Heaven?" asked Sakuya
"Most likely." said Patchy as her illness started to catch up to her.
"Mom told that girl not to cause anymore problems. Hikari, how do you feel about getting revenge for your kitchen?" asked Buru
"You know where the person who caused this lives?" asked Hikari her anger starting to rise.
"Yeah, we just need to fly up from Youkai Mountain." said Buru
"Well then, I am going to tear her limb from limb for doing this." said Hikari her eyes and scar starting to glow an eerie red.
"Not with out us your not. In fact let's take this bitch down a few pegs, Mom told me about her and she enjoys pain for some reason." said Miyuki as Hayami and Katsumi both nodded in agreement.
"So what she is a masochist somewhat?" asked Hayami
"Yeah... Let's get her and drag her back here, slowly and painfully" said Hikari
Buru opened a Gap to the entrance to the Moriya shrine, in an attempt to avoid running into Aya, who unfortentaly for them was talking to Sanae at said entrance who immediately jumped the girls when they showed up, paying particular attention to Buru.
"That was gap. Your mother is Yukari Yakumo. Oh I can't wait to spread the news!" said Aya only to get grabbed by the neck by Buru
"Listen here Tengu. I don't want to be known by large across Gensokyo yet. Now if you will not talk about me we will give you an interview about the Incident that just happened a few minutes ago." said Buru as a menacing aura surrounded her while giving Aya a sadistic smile.
"Oh that is fine so what happened?" asked Aya as Sanae stayed in case this was something she needed to get involved in.
After explaining what happened, Aya agreed as long as she got to interview Tenshi the next day. The Girls agreed and were on their way to give Tenshi the beating she deserved. After flying for half an hour they reached their destination, Bahava-agra and took in the beauty of the place.
OST: Flawless Clothing of the Celestials (Touhou 10.5 Scarlet Weather Rhapsody)
"An endless field of flowers. Nice." said Hayami looking around
"I think Suika talked about this place once. This is where she hangs out when not at the shrine or the underground." said Katsumi
"Oh please don't mention her. I have been lucky she has not stopped by in a while." said the cocky voice of Tenshi Hinanawi as she floated down on a Keystone.
"Oh look. A blue haired homewrecker. Now then you destroyed my friend's room, her mother's and where she spends most of her time. What do you have to say for yourself?" said Miyuki drawing her sword.
"Oh yes, your mischievous nature is a font for your cunning in battle, the rush of sudden storm" Said Tenshi
"Oh yeah your little Weather trick." said Buru
"You are very sarcastic and rough around the edges, like a Sandstorm, given form. The Pink Haired girl would have a nice pleasant Rain, while Katsumi over there would have a fair weather for her sweet Nature, but you miss Izayoi, you have the fury of a Hurricane." said Tenshi
"So what of it? You destroyed my Kitchen, My room, my dinning room, and my Mom's room along with the rooms of all the Fairy Maids. I am going to make you pay!" said Hikari bringing out her whip.
"The Kitchen? Your worried about the Kitchen? My that is just Pathetic! What are you going to -Grrhk!" said Tenshi as that whip wrapped around her neck choking her.
OST: Night of Nights (FLowering Nights remix by COOL&CREATE)
"YOU INSULT MY KITCHEN!?" yelled Hikari she she pulled Tenshi in and grabbed her by the neck her eyes and Scar glowing red in anger. "YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF PAIN!"
"Well she insulted the Kitchen... it was nice knowing Tenshi... not really." said Buru
"Let me guess she goes insane when ever some one insults her kitchen?" asked Katsumi
Buru and Miyuki turned to each other their faces paling at the thought of what happened to the last poor sap who insulted that Kitchen as Hikari glared into Tenshi's soul.
"It was not pretty... I think it took a few weeks to get rid of the blood stains off the wall." said Miyuki
"Yeah.. Poor poor, Team 9." said Buru "Before you ask it was a dinner at the Mansion in an attempt to get Remilia to stop hating mom."
At this moment a Gap opened and Yukari stepped out and recognized the death glare in Hikari's eyes.
"Well I was going to ask why your in Heaven, let me guess she destroyed and then insulted Hikari's Kitchen?" asked Yukari as the girls nodded and Hikari started to use her whip to break Tenshi's legs. Yukari used the boundary of sound and Silence to keep Tenshi's screams from leaving the area around her.
"Right...So what are you going to do with her afterwards?" asked Yukari as Tenshi's shoulder was dislocated and her fingers broken.
"Drag her to Remilia." said Buru
"OK then. I'll set the gap up and have Suika drag her down. She asked me to meet her here anyway." said Yukari as the Oni showed up
"Oh hey guys! What did Tenshi do this time?" asked Suika as the Situation was explained while Tenshi continued to be maimed.
After her beating, Tenshi with a lot of broken Bones was picked up by Suika and taken down to the Scarlet Devil Mansion by a Gap, where Remila took her time to make the Celestia's life an even greater hell, while the Girls went back to the island as a means of keeping Hikari calmed down. The next day Yukari tells them Tenshi is now forced to work for the Mansion until it is fully repaired, after a discussion between Remilia and Tenshi's Father, Lord Nai Hinanawi who even offered to install a Keystone to prevent Earthquakes from happening around the Mansion ever again. The girls went back to enjoying thier time together after hearing this news and Hikari looked forward to further tormenting the Celestial when she got back. For Tenshi, she was not looking forward to that day and was dreading it as much as she possibly could.
Author's Note
... Yeah I really hate Tenshi. Before you blame me fore hate crimes against Celestials, 1. I hate her Personality she tends to come off as a stuck up Masochist most of the time. 2. I was first Introduced to Touhou though a fangame called Touhou Mother, a Earthbound style RPG made by a guy called S and Tenshi was one of the main villains in that game and boy was she a bitch. First Impressions are hard to over come of course when I saw what she was really like while watching SWR I just disliked her even more. The ONLY thing I like about Tenshi is her hat and blue anime Hair. BTW that Youtuber Referance came from a gy on Youtube called Nakateleeli and when he played though the game blind the first thing he said was not to spoil it for him or so help him he would beat that person to death with a Sack of Oranges.
Yukari: So what was the Purpose of this story anyway?
I needed to show off why you never piss of Hikari, she is the outright nicest of the group... unless you piss her off by insulting her kitchen. Kinda like what happens when you insult Jouske's hair in Jojo's Bizarre Adeventure for comparison.
Hades: And the Glowing red Eyes and Scar?
The Scar is a Persona 4 Arena Ultimax Referance, and the Eyes because her mother's glow red when she stops time.
Oh Sorry for not updating Yesterday I got busy with stuff. I am having Surgery next week and had to take care of things for it. To Make up for this I will be posting the Last chapter before my Big Project later tonight after giving people a few Hours to send in Questions and the Like. If not tonight then early tomorrow Morning.
I am still looking for some one to draw a cover art for this Story and the next one. I would do it myself but I am horrible at handwriting what would happen if I actually hand drew something? Anyway fee lfeel to send in Questions addressed to me or the girls and we will answer it to the best of our abilities. I believe in letting the characters speak for themselves if you will.
Until Next time, this is Cody the Worldwalker signing out.