Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
A/N: Hey peoples! Sorry this chapie took so long, I had writer's block. Hope you like!
Stupid Harry Potter Stories
By: phix27
One day, Voldemort was sitting in his study with Snape, plotting ways to kill Harry Potter.
"We could poison him, sir," said Snape.
"Not original enough, Snape," said the Dark Lord. "Think bigger."
So they sat there and pondered, when suddenly, Voldie got an idea.
"I know!" he said, snapping his fingers. "We'll make him…"
"Yes? Yes?" asked Snape in anticipation.
"We'll make him do the mambo!" said Voldemort.
"Genius, sir! Genius!" said Snape.
The rest of what happened is for you to decide.