English is not my first language, so if there are errors, I'm sorry.

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Qrow walk out of office and Ozpin was left to his thoughts. From Qrow's report Mr. Dazai have enough experience in fighting but not with Grimm. It's understandable as his world doesn't have them.

However his potential ally didn't have many troubles with Beowolves. After some time studding and analyzing their attack patterns Dazai started methodically killing them.

It is enough for huntsman's license. Headmaster does not plan to waste Dazai's advantage over humans and Faunus on Grimm. He would mostly give assignments to capture criminals and since Mr. Dazai worked at Detective agency he could help police with investigations too along the way.

Thinking about Mr. Dazai, Qrow said something disturbing. Headmaster wanted to ask the Huntsman about their new friend`s character, but he begun their conversation with question, a very disturbing question. Then explained how he found man under cliff after his apparent suicide attempt and then Mr. Dazai said that he was trying for years. And apparently lack of success truly disappointing for him.

And then in bar he asked for a glass of solvent…

Disturbing indeed.

Other than that Qrow confirmed Ozpin`s thoughts of the man.

He shouldn`t have troubles with exams.

…Well, maybe with Glynda… Possibly.

Speaking of exams, Glynda should have already bring the man in question for writing part.

Right after that thought the door opened and they walked in.

"Professor Ozpin" greeted Glynda in usual stern tone and cheerful "Good day~" was heard right after.

"Glynda, Mr. Dazai" while saying this Ozpin lifted questioning eyebrow at his fellow professor, it wasn't like her to be late, even if on a minute.

Deputy headmistress glared at the man on her right, Mr. Dazai expertly ignored said fact.

"When I didn't find Mr. Dazai in his room I started to search and after some time found him in locker with a rope." she answered with flat tone, still glaring.

…Indeed disturbing tendency…

"Well, shall we begin?"


After checking his answers Osamu give his exam paper to Professor Goodwitch. To kill time he started to contemplate next suicide… and was interrupted by Headmaster.

"Since in the near future we would work together, would you mind if I call you by your given name? Of course, you may call me just Ozpin."

He doesn't remember when last time someone called Osamu by his given name was. Not that he minded. Different culture perhaps…

"Don't mind at all!" Osamu made sure to smile cheerfully while saying that. Thinking about asking Miss Goodwitch the same he glanced at her.

…Maybe another time.

Instead he said to Headmaster "You are so sure I will pass exam, I'm flattered!" not forgetting to exaggeratedly bow.

Ozpin chuckled slightly at this.

"Indeed I am. You seem capable enough."

"Why, thank you."

"If you don't mind answering, how long you worked for Detective Agency? You are not much older than our recently graduated students, have you studied somewhere?"

He is curious, isn't he? And Osamu too was curious for what Ozpin could use his help. What is his game? All in time, he guess. For now he could answer few questions and maybe get some trust.

"Not at all! About two years and I don't have official education" not that he needed it in mafia or agency and everything he needed and was interested to know was self-taught. Well, maybe with some help from Mr. Mori.

"Oh? And what did you do earlier if not education?"

Osamu couldn't contain giggles. Headmaster quirked eyebrow in question.

"In Agency my previous occupation was somewhat of a mystery and the reward for the correct answer is still growing. Wouldn't be fair to just tell you, now would it? Though you are welcome to guess."

In that moment our conversation was interrupted.

"I am ready to announce the results of the written exam."


Glynda wasn't quite sure what to think of young man. That is especially true after she found him in locker…

Just…How?

Never mind that. She does not want to know.

After he passed writing part with flying colors it was time to conduct practical exam.

And she was his opponent.

To be fair Mr. Dazai doesn't required winning. Just to perform well enough.

They reached arena on which evaluation will occur. The exam will proceed with standard tournament rules which were explained to him earlier.

Mr. Dazai still has this annoyingly cheerful smile.

The Headmaster will judge, so on his mark we will strat.

"Are combatants ready?" He received a stern 'yes' and energetic nod. "Then, begin!"

Young man didn't start attacking, probably expecting her to make first move. She will comply.

Since direct use of Semblance and Dust will be nullified on contact she will act indirectly. With wave of her riding crop she crushed part of the arena and it's debris sent in the young man. He bothered to dodge only biggest of them and started to move forward. Fast.

But he still didn't draw any of his weapons. She continued to sending debris, though they are getting bigger and bigger, and started to move backward.

He sped up and was already before her. Glynda created a protective energy shield on reflex, it disappeared soon after. Without ability to use her Semblance directly she feels not quite right.

She started to use some hand-to-hand combat only for him to dodge every hit, hands in pockets. After a short time he get behind her and she felt the blade of the knife on her neck, when he get it?, and a hand on her shoulder. Glynda glanced at him, he still wear a smile but that not what gets her attention. It's his eyes. Even with smile seemingly cheerful, his eyes were without a bit of emotion. They send chills down her spine. She can feel her aura disappear.

At that moment Ozpin announced:

"Winner – Osamu Dazai. Professor Goodwitch's aura reached zero."

After that Mr. Dazai took a step back from her and asked:

"Since we almost certainly now will be colleges can I call you Glynda? You are welcome to call me by my name also."


Next day after exam Osamu was officially a Huntsman and Assistant Professor at Beacon. Ozpin sure work fast.

Today he will be introduced to his colleagues.

Osamu loves meeting new people.


Teachers of Beacon Academy looked at young man that walks in room with th Headmaster with curiosity. Ozpin started introduction.

"I want to introduce you to our new Assistant Professor – Osamu Dazai."

After that Ozpin took sip from his mug and step aside to give the man to give his greetings.

Said young man smiled brightly.

"Hello~ My name is Osamu Dazai, feel free to call me whatever you like. My motto is to commit a pure, cheerful, and energetic suicide. Nice to meet you!"

In that moment the staff of Beacon shared one thought…

What's up with this self-presentation?