(Skids to stop; jumps into computer chair) Okay, people, I'm back! Jazz's letter is up and ready to read!
Cassi: Well, duh, or else they wouldn't be here, now would they?
Mariyh: Don't mind her. She's just being grumpy today.
Me: Oh, boy, I sense a fight coming! Read while I go take care of these two. Honestly, did I have to develop a split personality when I started writing?
Disclaimer: (Point; grunt) Translation from Troll: I don't own Danny Phantom.
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Dear Dedicated (and frankly disturbed) Fanfiction writers,
My brother gave me his letter and I must say, after reviewing this site, there are so many people who personality issues. Danny was rolling on the floor laughing, saying he couldn't understand why people thought he was gay. Of course, Mom and Dad burst in on that moment and tried to give him "the talk." (shudders) At least we talked them out of that. I don't even know why you people spend so much time on this website anyway. Why not do some volunteer work instead of sitting at a computer, thinking up ways to expose Danny's secret to the entire world?
But onto the reason I'm writing this letter. People, you really need to open your eyes and see what Danny's all about. He fights on the good side and although I remember Dan, I'm reassured everyday he will never turn into him. Danny fights for what he believes in, no matter the consequences. Aw, he's blushing! But anyway, when I found out Danny was Phantom, I didn't run off and tell anybody, especially not my parents. For some reason, I think they would be accepting of him. I don't know where that feeling comes from. Déjà vu, much? Hm.
But back to my point. I can honestly say that I am not in a romantic relationship with Tucker, Vlad Masters, or Clockwork. A relationship with any one of them is enough to make me want to puke. Tucker, because he's younger and not my type; Clockwork, because he's a ghost, and well…to put it cleanly would not be a very good idea; and Vlad, 'cause he's an old fruitloop who needs a cat. Even then, the cat would probably run away. Wouldn't blame the poor thing. I'm not even going to try to psychoanalyze the man. I'd probably collapse from exhaustion. And after that fiasco with Johnny 13, I'll remember to be more careful of who I pick to be my boyfriend. And carry a Specter Deflector with me on all dates.
I try to help Danny out with his ghost hunting, but more than often Danny's the ghost being sucked inside. Sorry about that. But he did teach me how to handle them better and also gave me a few hints, such as never let Tucker handle a full Thermos. I'm steadily getting better, but I don't think I'll ever turn into someone like the Red Hunter. That girl takes it to the point of obsession. I wonder if she would be willing to get some help.
Speaking of which, I've been doing a little research into the field of ghost envy. Whoa, again with the déjà vu. (Shrugs) I don't know where that feeling is coming from. I think I need to go talk with Danny.
As everyone else has said, please make appropriate corrections where necessary.
Thank you,
Jazz Fenton
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Well, Jazz's letter is done. I think hers was actually pretty long compared to the others. Now onto Vlad's. Suggestions for that one will be nice, as well as for Clockwork. His will be the last.
Thanks to the reviewers! But please don't cuss in reviews or flames:
CRESCENT-MOON-89101112, Jessica01, katiesparks, ghostanimal, soccergurl1990, crazychick6692, RemembertheLegacy, dizappearingirl, Majestic Moon, Lunargurl101, BubblyPhantom, Stay Alive With 5 ALIVE, PsychoticMonkeyWithATopHat, AirGirl Phantom, ebtwisty9, b4k4 ch4n, Nonasuki-chan, A Mere Servant of God, flarey phoenix, HiddenAuthor, and Lightanddarklove.
If I forgot somebody in the reviewer box, don't hesitate to let me know. I have short term memory loss. (Blink) Who are we talking about again? Right, right! See what I mean? R&R, people, and see ya next letter.