((THE FINAL CHAPTER!

Ok, sorry it took me a while. I had no inspiration and I'm just getting over my cold, so now that I'm feeling livelier (and can taste stuff again) I decided to get this chapter over with.

Hetalia belongs to Himaruya-sensei, not me!))

"Don't flip out, aru," China kept telling himself at the sight of the now-female Korea. "It'll all be fixed in the end, aru. Just don't flip out." He could feel his shoulders shaking. "Don't flip out...!" The scary gold dragon-eye glow was coming back.

"Uh...sensei?"

China managed to compose himself and turned around.

England was standing in the doorway, looking exasperated. "WHAT IS THIS? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

So the three Asians were promptly booted out of the house. Once outside, China grabbed Hong Kong's shoulders and shook him. "Are you out of your mind, aru?! You can't use magic, aru! That's dangerous, aru! What if you accidentally did something bad, aru?!"

"Calm down," said Hong Kong, taking China's hands off his shoulders. "At least I'm back to normal. And hey, we gathered a clue: apparently, some part of the spell chant England was using to change you back is missing. That's why someone is turned back to a boy and someone else is turned into a girl."

China blinked, eyes instantly brightening. "Well, why didn't you just say so, aru?"

"Uh...because I needed to stop you from blowing the roof off my father's house?"

China rolled his eyes. "Come on, aru!"

"Where are you going?"

"To America's, aru."

"Like, why?"

"Because he has the missing spell piece, aru."

"How do you know that?"

"Intuition, aru. Keep Korea here for a while, OK?"

"Whatever," said Hong Kong, watching Korea sleep on the ground. "What a dorky girl." He turned away. Korea was kinda cute, though.

Hetalia, aru!

America opened the door to his apartment to see China standing on his doorstep. "Oh hey! 'Sup, China?"

"I know what you did, aru!" China said, hands on his hips.

America looked to the side. "Uh...did what?"

"You took a piece out of England's spellbook, aru."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did!"

America laughed nervously. "What are you talking about, dude? I've never torn out a piece of a genderbending spell page because I wanted to get back at England for switching my fries with apple slices and...oh geez."

China could feel a smirk tainting his lips. "Aha."

"Uh...I can't give it to you, though!"

"Why not?"

"Because...uh...I lost it!"

"Oh come on, aru."

"Yep, totally lost it! No idea where it is. Come back later, 'kay?"

"Grrrr." America looked down to see China death glaring at him, wok already in hand. "I have a brother that's recently turned into a female, aru! Give. Me. The. Freaking. Piece. Of. Paper."

America reached into his pocket and took out a folded piece of paper, hastily handing it to China. "You can have it! Tell the Brit we're even."

"Xiexie, aru!" China said, anger gone for the meantime.

Hetalia!

Back at England's house...

"I'm not going to thank you if that's what you're thinking," said England, going into the magic room.

"Whatever you say, ahen," said China nonchalantly. "Are you ready, Korea?"

"Always ready, da ze!" Korea said, flapping her sleeves. "But I'll miss being a girl. I have breasts now, da ze!"

"Turn him back," said Hong Kong, facepalming.

"OK, here we go!" England chanted his spell in a low voice, as Korea was engulfed in green light. The room was filled with light for a moment, and soon, Korea was back to normal.

"HECK YES, ARU!"

"Whew."

"Good job, dad."

"Uri nara mansae!"

The four nations went back upstairs, China sarcastically commenting, "You finally did something right, ahen."

"Don't give me that!" argued England. "I saved your skin with my spells, didn't I?"

"After I had to get your stupid spell for you, ahen!"

"Could you guys not fight for once?" asked Hong Kong, eyebrows slanting.

"They're typical parents, da ze!" commented Korea.

Before the Asian boys could leave, however, there was a knock on the door. China answered it, revealing a young man with a flower in his hair and a long strand of zig-zagged brown hair trailing from his bangs.

"Hi, sensei," said the male Taiwan. "Can I see England for a moment? We need to have a talk."

China's eye twitched. He turned to England, his dragon eyes in full effect as he started to shake in his anger. "I'm going to kill you, ahen."

England could see the danger coming. "OK, now listen, China! It's all a big mistake! I can find out a way to fix everything, really! There's probably another piece missing! I can just find it again! Uh...uh..."

And so, Hong Kong, Korea and the now-male Taiwan had a blast recording England chasing after a gold dragon in the middle of London.

It was a very funny sight.

((Hehehe. Crack ending. Poor Iggy.

Anyhow, that's it! Did ya like the story? I know the dragon China headcanon I mentioned was used a lot, but come on, China was put under a truckload of stress in this story. And then you kinda expect him to snap after it turns out everything isn't quite over. I'm so sorry

Plus, I just have weird headcanons. But come on, we all have one.

Anyhow, hope you liked the story! Review it, please!

Hasta la pasta!))