Chapter four

Jack was fit to be tied! How often did Carter have an answer to their problem? Always! Well, almost. But this time she was telling him that she didn't know what to do. And not only that, but she seems okay with it! he told himself, as he watched her grooming her small, furry body. The sight made him forget his troubles for a few seconds. And he was about to get behind her and shove his dick up her tiny twat, when Daniel ruined the moment.

"I think Sam's right, Jack. She can't fix this."

Jack knew that Daniel was just trying to be supportive of his friend, but right now Jack wasn't in the mood for anything the young, smart ass might have to say. So he turned and literally jumped at the younger man.

"Then we go back and find the son of a bitch who did this to us, Daniel, and we make them fix it!" Jack cursed. And then he grabbed Daniel's ruff between his teeth. But just as suddenly he let go.

"You mean w…we g…go back to that cave?" Daniel stuttered, shaking and visibly cringing away from Jack.

Jack didn't apologize for his roughness, but he did lower his voice as Teal'c stepped closer. "Yes, Daniel, that's exactly what I mean."

"I believe your proposal has merit, but how do you propose we get back to the planet?" Teal'c asked.

"I have an idea, but the first thing we need to do is get down to the control room. If Carter can enter the gate address into the dialing computer, maybe we'll have time to get to the gate before someone shuts it down," Jack suggested.

Just then they heard footsteps and talking. Without waiting to see who it was, they made a mad dash for the filing cabinet, squeezing in between it and the wall. There was barely room for Jack and Teal'c's bigger bodies, but Daniel and Sam slid in easily. Then they all waited listening intently. As the people got closer, they realized it was Janet and one of the nurses.

"I don't care what excuse he gives you, Captain. You make sure he takes it. Sergeant Miller can be very persuasive when he wants to be. You just have to learn how to handle him."

"I know that, but he's so, so…. He just makes me nervous!" she tittered.

"Do I detect a crush, Captain?" Janet asked somewhat sternly.

"No! No, not at all Major."

"Good. Then I will expect you to see to it that he behaves himself….in every way," Janet added.

"Yes Ma'am!"

"That's all, Captain. You better get back to the ward now."

"Good night, Major. Have a nice weekend."

"Thank you. Same to you, Captain."

They heard one set of footsteps heading away from the office, followed by the shutting of a file cabinet drawer and then the creak of a chair.

"Maybe Janet can do something to help us?" Daniel hissed, whispering to his teammates.

"No! We can't take the chance that she might tell someone," Jack hissed back.

"So, what if she does?" Daniel asked argumentatively.

"I don't know about you, but I don't wanna become the subject of a lab study," Jack whispered back.

"He's right, Daniel. We can't take that chance. We need to get back to the planet as quickly as possible," Sam stated with assurance.

"Stay sharp! We need to get out of here before she closes the door," he reminded them.

It was a long while before they heard Janet yawn loudly. Then they heard the chair creak again, and finally they heard her moving around the small room. Suddenly there was a clatter, as something fell to the floor.

"Oh, shoot!" Janet cried out. She bent over to pick up the ink pens that had rolled off the desk. One of them rolled back to the wall next to the filing cabinet behind her desk, and she bent over to pick it up.

Just for a second the side of her face was visible to the rodents hiding behind the cabinet, and they all held their breath anxiously. Then her face disappeared, and they let out a combined sigh of relief. Jack looked at Sam, who rolled her eyes toward the ceiling. Then Jack looked over at Daniel.

Jack thought Daniel looked like he was about to crap his pants. INot that he's wearing any./I None of them were wearing any pants or anything else. The ridiculousness of how they looked suddenly struck Jack as funny, and he began to laugh out loud. And once he got started, he couldn't stop.

"Shhhh! Sir!" Sam exclaimed, grabbing Jack by the ruff of his neck with her teeth, but Jack just kept on laughing. Teal'c, who was squished in between the wall and the cabinet, could not move toward his leader, and Daniel was too shocked to move. So they just stood there hoping that Janet wouldn't hear Jack.

Not knowing what else to do to shut him up, Sam pulled his head down and stuck her tongue in his mouth. Jack's laughter quickly turned into groans that the others recognized as signals of sexual excitement.

"Oh, for Pete's sake!" Daniel complained under his breath.

"I believe it would be prudent to vacate these premises now. Dr. Fraiser is preparing to leave," Teal'c informed them. Jack and Sam stopped their deep throat explorations and held very still, listening intently with their pointed ears.

"Let's go!" their leader ordered, and the four animals ran as fast as they could.

Meanwhile, Janet took off her white lab coat, exchanging it for the wool coat that had been hanging on a hook behind the door. Then she bent down and took her purse out of the bottom drawer of her desk. Just as she straightened up, she thought she saw movement out of the corner of her left eye. She turned around quickly, but she saw nothing, so she decided it was just her tired brain playing tricks on her.

"I really need to go home and get some sleep," she said to herself. Then she turned out the light and shut her office door.

TBC