A/N: Requested by my mother (who I have, as of late, gotten addicted to NARUTO). Here's your oneshot.

Warning(s):Language, violence with guitars... the usual, practically; 'cause honestly, Hidan's gonna be in here ^^;

Pairing(s):PeinSaku, SasuNaru (couldn't resist :3 Hehe), MadaDei ***is a fangirl of this pairing***, ItaKona

Summary:"Pein, you ass! I'll show you! BAM!" Written for my mother who wanted a oneshot involving Pein, Naruto, Sakura, and Guitar Hero. XD

Yon:

PeinSaku: Guitar Hero

Bass guitar resounded through the entertainment room of the Konoha High dorms. A blond, cerulean-eyed teen with three whisker tattoos on each cheek grinned a foxy grin at a pink-haired, green-eyed female and an orange-haired, grey-eyed male. The pinkette was strumming her plastic guitar, her part of the game being the rhythm guitarist. The redhead was the main guitarist. A very reluctant, glaring black-haired teen with reddish-black eyes was 'playing' the drums.

As they wrapped up the song, titled Beast and the Harlot by a metal band named Avenged Sevenfold, the redhead turned to the pinkette and smirked. A smug smirk that irked the pinkette. "I beat you yet again, Sakura," he announced loudly. A black head poked itself around the door to the room. The face to the head showed when the teenage male lifted his head, revealing a teen that looked around seventeen with an orange eyepatch covering his left eye. His only visible eye (his right eye) was the same color as the other black-haired teen's in the room.

"Tobi heard the music playing!" the teen said excitedly. He was bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet excitedly. "Tobi thinks that Sakura-chan played wonderfully!" Tobi, since he was supposedly talking in third person, then glomped Sakura, who staggered backwards.

The redhead glared and the blond teen rested a steady hand on his shoulders. "Chillax, Pein," the blond said, grinning. "You must remember that he is Tobi." It was said as if the fact was a wonder to the blond.

Pein, the orange-haired teen, sighed. "Hai, hai." He rolled his grey eyes.

"When did you become so smart, dobe?" the raven-haired teen asked the blond in a slight mocking tone, standing up from his place behind the drumset.

The blond spluttered and glared. "Teme!" he snarled, lunging at the raven, who side-stepped. The blond went crashing to the ground. "T-that was on purpose." He stood up, his eyes swirly.

The raven snorted. "Hn."

"Sasuke," yet another black-haired teen with the same color eyes said, entering the room and carefully stepping over the pile of black and pink that was Tobi and Sakura (who was struggling to get the four-year-old-like male off of her). "The... blond... is outside," the male said with slight disgust and... horror? He had two weasel-like marks running down his cheeks.

Sasuke, the one who had played the drums, snorted in disgust. "That's just Ino."

"I can't believe she's still your fangirl, even after figuring out you're with Naruto," Sakura, now having pried Tobi off of her body, grimaced. Tobi was now clinging to her leg, looking like a lost puppy.

Naruto, the blond, shot up and looked at Sasuke with adorable, chibi eyes. Sasuke swore he saw a pair of kitsune (fox) ears on the blond's head, and a fluffy blond kitsune tail swishing behind him. "W-why did you h-hurt me, Sasuke-kun?" he said in a broken, sad voice that dripped with depression. The ears that apparently only Sasuke saw drooped in sadness.

Sasuke faltered slightly before his black eyes narrowed. "Dobe..." he growled. Naruto smirked.

"Your expression!" he bursted out laughing. The blond was soon rolling on the floor with laughter. Sasuke's eyebrow twitched.

The weasel-like raven in the room sighed before nodding to Pein, who was glaring at Tobi. "Pein," he greeted.

Pein glanced at him. "Itachi." He went back to glaring at the clingy Tobi.

"I'll take care of him," Itachi sighed. He walked over to Tobi, squatted down, and looked the teen in the eye. After five seconds, Tobi squealed and high-tailed it out of the room. Sakura stared.

"How...? You know what? I don't wanna know," she decided after seeing Itachi's small, sadistic smirk.

"Good answer," he mumbled. Sakura whacked him upside the head.

"Now help me up?" she asked in a sugarly-sweet voice that scared those that heard. Oh yes, she had just remembered what happened with Pein. Itachi quickly helped her up.

"I'll be going now." Itachi was out the doors in less than five seconds.

Naruto held up a stopwatch that he randomly took out of nowhere. "That's a new record," he commented, amazed. Sasuke Hn'ed. He wished he had had a camera at the moment...

Sakura stalked towards Pein, anger on her face. She grabbed Naruto's guitar and waved it threateningly at Pein. "PEIN! YOU ASSHOLE! I call a rematch!" BAM! She slammed the guitar over his head.

"ITAII!" Sasuke and Naruto winced as the redheaded-male staggered back with swirly eyes.

"What'd I do!" he yelped. Sakura fumed.

"SEXIST!"she roared. She stepped, with a creepy smile, back to examine her work after beating him up. "That'll teach 'im."

Naruto shuddered as he saw the smile. At least it's not me anymore...

Does it make sense? Dunno.

Do I care? Not at the moment.

Am I a morning person? Hell no.

Buh-bye...