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Renamon 101

Terriermon had taken Guilmon back to Henry's place where they could plan a way to get Renamon's attention. The rabbit digimon's big idea was to make Guilmon smarter and more mature. How they were going to pull that off was still a mystery. Earlier, they tried to watch some educational shows, but one girls gone wild commercial and a discovery channel special on foxes later, and they gave up. They both shuddered at the memory of disturbing images. Guilmon suggested that if he knew enough of her interests it should be good enough. Terriermon then devised a new plan.

"Alright! let's get this 'Renamon 101' lesson started!" Terriermon dramatically said as he raised the marker in his hand and pointed at the whiteboard behind him.

"Uh, Terriermon whered you get that board?"

"That's not important right now" the rabbit digimon replied. "But I may or may not have taken it out of Henry's sisters room when she wasn't looking."

"Forget I asked." Guilmon said dead-pan.

"Anymore interruptions before I begin?"

"Go ahead."

"Anyways!" Terriermon began as he wrote 'Renamon' in huge letters on the board. "For some unknown reasons you have a crush on the serious Renamon"

"Yup!" Guilmon confirmed. "Well I've been having too many dreams about her where we-"

"Stop!" Terriermon shouted as he covered his ears. "I don't wanna know about your perverted fantasies!"

"Perverted? All we did was eat bread together and watch the stars at night." He grinned as he remembered the details of the dream.

Terriermon groaned. "Cheesy fantasies are just as bad!"

"Ah, sorry!" The red lizard said nervously.

"Ahem!" The bunny cleared his throat loudly "ANYWAYS, Renamon is the type who likes to hsave smart talks and-"

"But she's dating impmon" Guilmon pointed out. They both snickered at the comment.

-.-

Over at the Nonaka's, our favorite kitsune was looking over at her appearance in Rika's room. "Thank goodness for this full length mirror."
Renamon commented as she checked herself out. "training may be exausting, but my figure is looking wonderful." She said while admiring her lean muscles. "I'm sure Dino-boy would approve."

"Ahem." Renamon turned around to find Rika staring at her. The fox blushed from embarrassment. "So tell me again why you're fixing yourself up if you hate Guilmon so much." Rika pointed towards the mirror.

"I don't hate him." Renamon stated. "I just can't stand him."

"Riiiiight."

"Besides, wouldn't you want to look nice to impress a boy?"

Rika scoffed at the idea of dressing up for a boy. "Pleeease. If the chump really liked me then he wouldn't care how I looked." Then she had a sudden realization. "Wait a minute. You hardly groom yourself when you go out with impmon. Why do all this for Guilmon?"

Renamon though about it for a while and came to a simple conclusion. "I have no idea now that I think about it."

The spiky-haired teen laughed. "You're soooo gonna end up having feelings for him by the end." She teased while nudging her digimon.

Renamon was having none of it. "Uh-huh. Just like youre going to end up with feelings for Takato." She teased back.

Rika went from smug to shock in the blink of an eye. "Don't even joke about that Renamon!"

Her digimon smirked. She won this round. "Same for you." The vixen said as she continued to groom herself.

-.-

An hour or so later and Guilmon wanted to just give up on the whole thing. "Terriermon, it's no use. I'm as dumb as a...well something that's really dumb"

"Aw dont give up so easily!" His friend encouraged. "Did you give up when the D-reaper took over?"

"That's different." Guilmon sighed. "Defeating evil enemies and saving the world is one thing, but talking to someone I have a crush on is different."

Terriermon looked at his friend and patted his back. He hated to see the normally optimistic lizard be this upset. "Don't worry, Guilmon. I'm gonna help you out as best as I can!" The rabbit-like digimon got up and continued their lesson.

"What's Renamon's favorite color?"

"Ummm...that really pretty shade of purple that I still can't pronounce?"

Terriermon made an obnoxious buzzer sound. "Amethyst." He corrected.

"Close enough!"

"What's Renamon's favorite pastime?"

"Fighting of course!" The lizard answered confidently.

The smaller digimon made the obnoxious buzzed sound again. "Wrong! It's mating." He said calmly .

Guilmons eyes widened so much they almost popped out of his sockets. "What!?"

Terriermon giggled. "Juuuust kidding!" The lizard growled at him and made sure to show off all his teeth. "Moumantai, Guilmon!" He apologized. "Look, if all else fails just show her this!" Terriermon opened up Henry's laptop to a program called 'PowerPoint'.

Guilmon knows it since Takato would complain how he had to make stupid slideshows for his final projects in high school. He had no idea it could help him win Renamon's attention. "Reasons to date me" Guilmon read out loud. "I'm cute and you're cute..." He looked at the rest of the slides only to find it empty. "That's if?"

"Well it's convincing isn't it?"

"Let's make that our plan b!" Guilmon proposed. "But what else can we do in the meantime?"

"If we can't make you smarter then...I'll have to teach you how to be...a playboy."

"a...playboy?" Guilmon asked as he tilted his head. "But I already love to play!"

Terriermon sweatdropped at his friends comment before speaking. "No, silly! A playbou is someone who's really good around girls!"

Guilmon gasped. "I could never pull that off!" He started panicking. "Besides who's gonna teach me?"

"Yours truly." Terriermon replied smugly.

"I don't really have a choice do I?"

"Nope! Now pay up!" Terriermon said as he stuck out his paw. "Love isn't free ya now and I prefer to be paid in skittles."

"The things I do for love" Guilmon sighed as he was about to spend a looooong day with Terriermon.