Digimon The Abridged Series Episode 3
Matt: So we've been here for like three episodes and nothing really interesting has happened.
Tai: Its anime law the series starts off kind of boring but picks up in a few episodes.
Matt: Inyuyasha would like to have a word with you on that.
Tai: Inyuyasha doesn't count.
Matt: Why not?
Tai: Because nothing ever happened in Inyuyasha. EVER!
Joe: It doesn't help our series that people consider us a pokemon ripoff.
Tai: We have never ripped off pokemon. Now hit the the theme music.
Pokemon Theme plays instead of the digimon theme.
Matt: Tai you ass.
TK: Matt, Mom only let's me eat fish sticks.
Tai: Go ahead and eat you're hanging with big boys now.
Matt: No don't corrupt the poor child!
A Little Later
Tai: Matt whats up with you and TK?
Matt: Things have been tough ever since our parents got divorced and I've had to take care of him since we came to the digiworld.
Tai: Why did your parents get divorced?
Matt: Well…
Flashback to Matt and TK's parents
Mom: I want a divorce.
Dad: Why?
Mom: You're not romantic.
Dad: I'm very romantic thank you.
Mom: The most romantic thing you've ever said to me was "Bend over I'm in the mood".
Scene cuts back to Matt
Matt: I don't want to talk about it.
Sedramon attacks
Tai: Oh that giant sea dragons going to attack us!
Mimi: It's going to mess up my hair!
Caption: The Horror!
Matt Gets captured by seadramon
Gabumon: Matt I'll save you but the water is going to make my fur stink.
Caption: The Horror!
Gabumon digivolves to Garurumon and saves Matt
TK: Matt you're safe I was so worried.
Matt: Shut Up TK.
Tai: All right the day was saved lets get out of here.
Caption: The Horro-wait never mind.