Renesmee was quiet during the rest of the class but her actions slapped me right across my cheek. Whenever I would try to steal a kind-of-subtle glance from her I found the brunette already staring at me with a sweet smile. Then when I would fumble myself to get over the awkwardness she would chuckle, not in a menacing way, in a genuinely happy way.

It kinda pissed me off but… I had no reason for it, she didn't disdain me. And I couldn't find any reason to hate her either.

When I left in a hurry towards P.E I automatically cursed loudly – scaring the ass out of two students passing by – when I remembered that I'd probably see another Cullen there, they were nine new students, of course as fuck one of them would fall into my P.E class.

Isabella Marie Cullen came out of the gumball machine for me, and her flavor was awkward and intense.

We played basketball, I wasn't good at it but I loved dribbling the ball and hearing it bounce, the sound was so pleasing. But the fact that a vampire kept staring at me like her daughter didn't allow me to enjoy myself.

So I faked a leg injury and subdued my puny self into hiding in the nurse's office with a pack of ice freezing my perfectly fine ankle. I swear these school nurses are getting worse, she didn't even check on it. 'Here's a pack of ice' was their famous line, at least she didn't offered me the nasty tea they make, not that I would accept it, I hate tea.

I'm rambling in my mind, I'm anxious as all burning and scarlet hell.

This is what I wanted, and now I was running away from it like a coward. Maybe when I get home Mr. Bear will finally talk with me and explain whatever the fuck's going on.

…

Where the shit did I placed him?

I think he's between my top and dusty shelves of my second and third grade schoolbooks and work. I bet he's gonna be pissed off.

Good.

"Please don't scream…"

But I did.

Bella was standing right next to me. Nurse Joy had left for a coffee break trusting me with the room and I was alone for like, three minutes.

Not now though.

"Sorry," she cursed to herself, not allowing me to hear it, "I didn't mean to scare you. It's hard sometimes… to control it."

Was she talking about the speed?

"It's cool." I reply easily.

She blinks and gives me a crooked smile, "This is weird."

I nod, I start swinging my legs nervously. What do you want Bella?

"So I'll be quick," she hissed, stopping herself. "No, wait, don't take this as a threat." She started pacing around. "I hate doing this, but since we had the last class for the day together I'm in charge of telling this to you. But don't take is as a threat, we mean you no harm." She looks at me expectant.

"…okay." I cringe. 'We mean you no harm'.

"You're coming with us after school." She announced, no she blurted it out like ripping a bandage from a hairy bastard.

U wot m8?

My expression said it all, for a vampire she sure looked about to faint.

"No wait—oh crap. I mean that you have to come to our house after school to discuss about how you know about us… between other weird things that no human with your age – alive – should know." She explained, stuttering through some words.

Makes sense…

"Good!" she visibly relaxed.

Did I say that out loud?

"Are you going back to P.E?" she asks, now starting a normal conversation.

I nod, "Honestly I faked it."

"I know," she snorts. Then she pauses. "You know who I am?"

Okay, time to have some actual fun.

"You're Isabella Marie Cullen, née Swan." I start. She looks surprised but her expression begs me to continue. I take a huge sigh and open my mouth while remembering everything I have on her, "You moved to Forks sixty-one years ago. You were hunted down by a vampire named James. You were almost changed by him. Jasper almost killed you when you paper cut yourself in one of your presents in your eighteenth birthday party that Alice prepared. You went into shock when Edward and his family left, you got closer to Jacob – also your childhood friend – and when you started seeing and hallucination of Edward when you did dangerous things you became radical almost to the point where you jumped off a cliff, almost instantly dying from the sea storm. Jacob saved your life. When you got to your home Alice was there, she saw you jump and thought you committed suicide and told you how Edward was going to the Volturi to also end his immortal life, you got there in time and saved his ass. The Volturi allowed you to come back with the promise of you becoming a vampire as well. Graduation approached after that and everything looked okay, until Alice had a vision about an army in Seattle." I feel my throat getting dry but Bella looked like she hasn't even moved. "Short version, Victoria manipulated Riley. They were both killed by Eddie and Seth. Jacob's ribs got broken, Bree wasn't given a second chance and you finally said yes to Edward's marriage proposal. Now let's move into the last days, you and Eddie get married, honeymoon is in an island nearby the coast of Brazil, you two have sex, and you get pregnant. Big fuss about it, Eddie hates it and Rosalie stands by your side. Jacob is angry, he tells Sam's pack, regrets his decision and leaves only to start his own pack with Seth and Leah. Flashing by, you taste blood and you j'adore it. Nessie is born, Jake imprints on her. Irina thinks Nessie is an immortal child and snitches to the Volturi. Jasper and Alice leave you guys only to go find Nahuel, but meanwhile you guys travel all over the world, searching for witnesses to believe that Renesmee is actually a hybrid." This was the tough part. "The Denali, Egyptian, Irish, Amazon and Romanian covens helped you as well as some nomads named Peter, Charlotte, Garret, Randall and Mary. Oh and Garret became Kate's mate, that was cute as fuck by the way," I grin at her, but her face is expressionless… I should continue.

"Anyways, a fight was supposed to happen because Aro didn't give a shit about the witnesses' words, but Alice intervened with a vision of showing his and the Volturi's asses dying one by one. He cowered away back to Italy and no one died. So basically all ended up well…"

…

And I look at her.

And she looks at me.

I look at her.

And she looks at me.

"Tadaa…" I sing.

"Jesus Christ!" she finally splutters, "How do you—that's impossible! How do you know that?!" I let her yell. "I mean, you even know about the packs and everything! You know things that Alice didn't even saw coming! That Edward couldn't read!" she ruffles her own perfect hair. "Are you even human?!"

"Take a whiff." I challenge.

And she does, instantly her mouth drops in awe. "You are! You're a human!"

I'm a freak, baby.

"Calm down Bella…" I stand up. "Let's just go back. I prefer talking with everyone…"

How am I even going to explain? Hey my real name is Catherine and I actually took the mind of a five-year-old girl named Halsey when I died in my sleep and since then I've been stuck in this world that by the way, is nothing but fictional where I come from, with four books and five movies.

That'll do sports, that'll do.

"No. We're ditching, I can't concentrate on anything anymore. None of us can. Since Edward told us about your thoughts we've all been nervous about you."

"But Renesmee showed me Alice having a vision of me, weren't you all prepared?" I ask, confused for a second about my own inception.

She shakes her head and smiles affectionately. "Of course she'd do that."

"So what's really the plan Bella? Because if you're going to kidnap me at least I'd like to warn my mom, she's a bit protective."

Bella nodded, "I know how you feel…"

Oh this got awkward. She knows I'm living Charlie's house. My gaze shifts to my feet, "Listen Bella…"

"It's alright. He died peacefully in his sleep and he passed knowing that I was safe, he was happy." She assured quickly, dismissing my worries.

I smile in relief.

Now that the awkwardness is pushed aside, I start heading outside and knowing that she'd follow me, I start talking again, even if I don't sense her presence.

"So Bella, the plan?" I insist patiently.

"Sorry—well, it's simple. You come to our house after school and we'll have a family meeting where you'll participate and answer some questions."

Simple and quick, but unfair on my side.

"Do I get to ask questions as well?"

She scoffed, "You probably already know all the answers!"

I smirk, that was a fact. I didn't spend hours on the saga's wiki for nothing. I knew about some of the character's pasts and who they were before being a vampire, but I'm not a hardcore fan… I don't know everything. I'll keep this to myself for now.

"Well, actually I just know stuff about you guys until sixty years ago." I glance at her, "You know, when the Volturi confronted your family and the witnesses about Renesmee and the whole immortal child confusion."

"Oh…" Bella seemed thoughtful. "Still, it's a lot for you to know, you weren't even alive sixty years ago." She arched a brow. "Or were you?"

I suck some air between my teeth and give her an apologetic smile, "Sorry, that's part of the explanation I want to give to the whole Cullen family."

I can't believe she actually pouted. Curious and nosy Bella is still curious, only vampire curious. Laughing out loud.

We go back the gym, where I pretend to limp. Mr. Gordon sends me to the bench without even sparing a glare when I look at him innocently. What? So I'm kinda famous for faking a lot in P.E but I still pass the class.

Barely.

Bella goes back to basketball. Apparently she told our teacher that she was going to check on me, he was very pleased with her when she brought me back but hell, even if I was a forty-seven-year-old divorced man losing his hair like Mr. Gordon was, I'd still be nice and smile at a beautiful vampire girl like Isabella.

Bella glances at me and smiles.

I give her my shit-eating grin in retort.

A/N: YOU MARVELOUS SNOWFLAKES.

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