Pub: Welp Christmas has come and gone and now its time for my favourite holiday, New Years! Woop! Woop!
Archie: What's so great about New Years? On Christmas you get presents, New Years not even a single bow.
Pub: Well its the one time of the year where you look back on all the bad things that happen the past year and promise yourself a better one.
Ghetsis: Then break all of them the next day.
Pub: Not all of them break.
Cyrus: Oh really? what about the time you said you'd get into shape?
Pub: Round is a fine shape.
Giovanni: Or the time you promised to clean your room?
Pub: So I like a little clutter. Big deal.
Ghetsis: Or the time when-
Pub: Ok, ok I get it shesh. Maxie if you will
Maxie: Pub doesn't own Pokemon only this story she is writing, the spelling and gramma is blamed on a faulty New Years resolution that Pub failed to keep.
Pub: Not you too. *sigh* This story mentions a bit of the female anatomy you have been warned.
Archie grumbled as he walked through the corridors from his last class and made his way to the cafeteria. He had just come from biology which he believed was a torcher method for this school, just like Math in the morning, no just Math in general. This morning didn't turn out the way he thought it would, the school was stricter here than at the other schools he'd been to. The others didn't care if he was at class or not.
As he walked into the cafeteria he was greeted with a headbutt from a strange looking Pokémon. Archie was trying to balance himself but failed and fell on top of the Pokémon. The Pokémon took Archie's fall as a body slam as he cried out to his trainer for help. Archie felt the Pokémon's sharp blades beneath him as it struggled to get free, "NIAAARD PAWW PAWNIAAARD" the Pokémon screeched at the top of its lungs.
"Pawniard!" the voice came from the other side of the room. Archie looked up to see a very tall lanky girl with bushie black hair running towards him. Archie started getting up to free the Pokémon trapped under him. The Pawniard noticed its trainer running towards him and started to get up himself and go to her but not before he turned and gave Archie a Low Kick to the gut. The attack caused Archie to fall over again.
Archie could hear the students around him laugh. All he did was growl and tried his best to hide his defeat. As Archie got up again the trainer came up beside him and helped him.
"I am so sorry about that" she said as he was finally on his feet "Are you ok? Are you alright?" Archie just grunted. "Look I feel terrible about what just happened. How about I make it up to you and buy you lunch" the girl insisted and dragged him over to her table.
As Archie was being dragged he saw Ghetsis sitting at the table chatting to a girl with blood red hair. 'Wow how did Ghetsis score a table with two babes' Archie thought 'hmm maybe this proper speaking thing he does pays off? ' The girl with the red hair looked up, then smiled and waved at them as if calling them over.
As they got to the table the girl with the red hair greeted them. "Hey Sama who's this you have with you?" she asked. The girl who dragged Archie smiled innocently "Anastasia this is… ugh… this is…" "Archie" Archie said to the girl, "Right Archie! This is Archie, Archie this is Anastasia and I'm Samathriah" Samathriah said introducing herself and her friend.
"Samathriah did you manage to find you Pawniard?" Ghetsis ask poking at the mystery meat. "Yep sure did" Samathriah said them she lifted one of her long legs and placed it on the seat. Attached to her leg was the sharp blade Pokémon, giving Archie a Leer. Archie didn't know why he felt intimidated by the Pokémon he just did. "Pawniard! What did I say about using Leer on people" Samathriah scolded the Leering Pokémon. Ghetsis chuckled lightly "if you think that's bad, you should see my Deino, there's a reason why he's not out."
The little commotion caught the attention of Giovanni and Cyrus who had just came from legal studies. Giovanni and Cyrus had turned to the scolding to see Ghetsis and Archie sitting with Anastasia and Samathriah. Normally Giovanni would just walk away, but he found himself moving towards the table, his eyes fixed on the redheaded girl he met in the hall this morning. Cyrus saw Giovanni move towards the table and was unsure of whether he should follow him or not. Cyrus's uncertainty caused him to freeze in the middle of the room, which made Maxie run right into him. When Maxie collided with Cyrus, he managed to bring Cyrus back to the living.
When Cyrus came back to reality he realised Maxie had bumped into him. This freaked him out and he made a run for it, not wanting to face Maxie's wrath. Cyrus ended up run to the table where the rest of his roommates were, and dived under it.
Maxie was not happy about running into Cyrus. 'Stupid coward' he thought 'he even ran and hid under a table, too bad for him, that's the table I need to go to.' Maxie made his way to the table and punched Archie in the arm. "Oi dipshit mum's on the phone and wants to talk to you" Maxie said pointing to the cafeteria door. Archie rubbed his arm and got up muttering something along the lines of putting a dead fish in his bed.
This little bicker between the siblings got Ghetsis thinking. "Maxie!" he called causing Maxie to look at him.
"Yes" he replied.
"I was just wondering, you and Archie are twins, but you both have different last names. How is that possible?" Ghetsis asked.
Maxie knew that question would come around sooner or later, he was hoping for later but he guessed it would be better for him to explain it now than let them hear it from Archie. "Well it's a little hard to explain." He started, rubbing the back of his neck feeling all four sets of eyes upon him, five if you included Cyrus who poked his head out from under the table. "Archie and I are in fact twins but only by half. You see we both have the same mother but different fathers and that's what makes us twins, if it where the other way around we wouldn't be so, but because we were both from the same woman at the same time we are classed as twins by the doctors, but when they did the testing on us to see if we were healthy only half of our DNA matched, the doctors soon did a check over our mother to see how it was possible. It turns out our mother had a DNA mutation and was born two uteruses, making her able to carry two children from two different men."
When Maxie finished all five were silent until Cyrus poked his head out from under the table and said "Whoa! Your Mum got busy!"
In the next moment Cyrus was climbing on top of a swing light as Giovanni and Ghetsis where trying to keep Maxie down, and the girls just sat and watched the scene unfold as they ate their lunch. "Well what a wonderful 'dinner and a show' this is" Anastasia said, the two of them laughed and left the boys to their own problems.
Pub: Ok fine I'll say it, 'Sam-ma-th-ri-ah' not that hard guys.
Archie: What a stupid name!
Cyrus: I bet she was drunk when she thought of it.
Pub: Shut it light boy!
Ghetsis: I don't think the name's stupid.
Maxie: Of course you'd say that you name's just as bad.
Pub: And I didn't think it, but it does sound like a Royal Jackass, so it suits you.
Giovanni: *sigh* please review, follow or add to favourites. The more she gets the faster she types.