Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!

Sasori: Do I meet her now?

Me: Maybe...maybe not...

Sasori: huff I'll wait then

To Deidra and Sakura

"Hmmm... something smells good. Sakura, un?" Deidra said waking up. He felt for someone next to someone. He was shocked, none was there. He got up and put his Akatsuki cloak on and ran out the tent.

"Oh, good morning Deidra," Sakura said holding up a twig and a plate with eggs on it.

"Oh, thanks Sakura," he said getting out of his panic mode by stretching, he walked over to Sakura. She handed him, his breakfast.

"Smells great and probably tastes just as good!" he said about to take a bite.

"Deidra!! It Tobi and Hidan-san!!" a person yelled.

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU DEIDRA?!" yelled another voice.

"Shut up I'm right here!!" yelled Deidra holding his egg on his twig.

"Deidra-senpai!!" a person with an orange mask with one peep hole yelled and smacked his back.

"Tobi, you idiot!...my poor egg," Deidra said picking his muddy egg up.

"Shut the Fuck up, Deidra and let' get back," a man with white hair and purple eyes said.

"Hey, Deidra are these your comrades?" Sakura asked eating her egg.

"Huh?...Oh this is..."

"I'M TOBI, TOBI GOOD BOY, TOBI THINK YOUR PRETTY..." Tobi yelled hugging Sakura. She punched him.

"Get off me," she yelled.

"Hey, sexy I'm Hidan," Hidan said then kissed her neck.

"GET OFF ME!" Sakura yelled and hit him in the gut.

"Another one bites the dust," Deidra sang.

"You're a strong girl..." Hidan said getting up.

"I've got a fucking name, it's Sakura," she said

"Ohh, feisty aren't ya Sakura," Hidan said.

"Yes I am, but I don't like you, little pervert," Sakura said up in his face.

"Ah-huh, I'll make a deal no sexual stuff and games with you, if..." he said.

"IF?" she asked.

"You plant a kiss on these lips," he said.

"Okay, close your eyes and pucker up, baby," she said. Hidan closed his eyes. She licked two of her fingers, and pressed them against his lips. Sakura also made sound effect to make the kiss more realistic. Then he broke the kiss.

"Thanks for the kiss," Hidan said.

"N-no problem," Sakura said trying not to laugh.

"Well, this is Sakura she's a Haruno," Deidra said.

"A Haruno?! Tobi thinks the Haruno's are cool! Tobi thought you were Haruno because of how hard you punch, and how beautiful you are," Tobi said getting up recovering from the punch.

"Thanks Tobi, that was very sweet," she said with a smile.

"Well, anyways the fucking leader wants you back soon so let's go," Hidan said.

"Alright, but Sakura needs to come," Deidra said holding up her hand.

"Tobi thinks it's a good idea, how about you Hidan?" he said tilting his head.

"DAMN RIGHT, she's coming," Hidan said putting his hands behind his head.

"Thank you!" she said kissing Deidra, Tobi, and Hidan on the cheek. Each of them blushed.

"Well, let's not waste more time...let's go!" Sakura said putting out the fire and her backpack on.

"O-Okay, Sakura..." they said at the same time.

"TOBI JINX YOU!!" he yelled jumping up and down.

" Pinch poke you owe me a coke, Deidra...and...Pinch twist you owe my a Sunkist!" he said poking Hidan and twisting Deidra's arm.

"SHUT UP TOBI!" Deidra and Hidan yelled beating up Tobi.
"Hey...HEY!! BREAK IT UP!!" she yelled.

"This is gonna be a fun life I'm gonna have..." she said holding Deidra and Hidan down from Tobi.

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Sasori: This is unfair!

Me: Shut the Fuck up Sasori, BE GOD DAMN PATIENT!!

Sasori: Okay, okay...god...