And... it's here! Day Four!
Disclaimer: To be or not to be. That is a stupid question.
Sonic was walking. Why? Because he was bored. And when he was bored, he walked. Actually, it wasn't really walking; it was more like running faster than the speed of sound. Suddenly, he heard a scream.
"HELP!!!!!" a female voice cried out. Sonic skidded to a stop. "I'll save you, little lady!" he said with a cowboy accent. Apparently, Sonic had been watching way too many Westerns.
Looking around, he saw the source of the voice: Cream the Rabbit, hanging from a tree by her ears, which were tied to a branch. "Oh, Mr. Sonic!" she said. "I'm so glad you're here!"
"Okay Cream," the hedgehog said. "First of all: HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET UP THERE?!?"
"Um, well..." the rabbit began, the scene fading into flashback.
"On second thought, I don't wanna know." said Sonic hurriedly. He didn't have time for a flashback. Then he stepped back a few feet and revved up. Blasting toward the tree, his attempt at saving Cream was foiled by his worst enemy: a rock. Tripping over the rock, he flew headfirst into the tree, which bent back and then launched him into the air. He crash-landed on a poison ivy patch, which he bounced up from, straight into a cactus field. The spikes sent him hurtling back up again, and he finally landed... in a pit of sharp rocks.
"YYYYYEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!" he screamed, shooting through the air, right into the tree, which broke in half from the impact. Cream's ears untangled and she fell out, landing comfortably on a soft patch of moss. Sonic, meanwhile, landing comfortably on a soft patch of concrete, which turned out to not be so soft or comfortable after all.
Rubbing his behind, Sonic stood up. "Oh, thank you, Mr. Sonic!" Cream said, already on her feet. "You saved me!"
"No... problem..." Sonic replied painfully.
"Hey look, there's Cheese!" The Chao came flying out of the broken tree stump, perching on Cream's shoulder.
"How did you... never mind."
"Come on, I want you to meet my Mommy!"
"Mrs. Vanilla... um..."
"Ice."
"You're Mom's last name is Ice?!?" Sonic spluttered in disbelief.
Cream shrugged. "So? Oh, and you should meet her Chao, Crackers, too!"
"You do realize that makes you Vanilla Ice, Cream, Cheese, and Crackers, right?"
Cream nodded. "IS YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY A GIANT PUN?!?" Sonic shouted. Cream scratched her head. "Uh, Mr. Sonic? What's a 'pun'?" she asked, confused.
"GAAAAA!!!!!" Sonic yelled, running off as fast as he could. This was just too much for him to take! Cream meanwhile, shrugged and skipped off, her Chao following close behind. Two seconds later, they were tied up, hanging from a rope as they were slowly being lowered into a volcano. "Um, Mr. Sonic?!?" she cried. "HELP!!!!!"
Another day done. If you have any ideas, be sure to let me know. And remember, please R&R!