Theme: Spontaneous
Pairing: KatsuKagu
Word Count: 934
Kagura had just arrived back from her various space trips with her father. This adventure in particular took quite a long time. Without her even realizing, seventeen months had gone by. However, the young yato woman was aware that time passed quickly in space. It was forever plunged in darkness with no indication of day or night. The days ran together and time seemed to slip away that much quicker. Kagura didn't think of these things in such a perplexed way, she just couldn't wait to show off her new fighting skills to her family back home on earth.
The megane and the cheap bastard who always "forgot" to pay her. Those were the people that mattered to her. Of course that wasn't just all, Kagura made many friends on earth.
She walked the familiar road back to her favorite place in the world, Yorozuya. Kagura practically skipped the whole way there excited. When she opened the door she expected to see Shinpachi making tea and Gin-chan lying around reading JUMP. However instead she was greeted with silence. The disappointment was overwhelming but the irritation was greater.
"Where in the world could they be? Leader then thought." He narrated out loud.
"Wha-?" She quickly turned around to be faced with the last person she thought she'd see first since coming back to earth. Hell, she even thought she'd see that sadist first than-
"What the hell are you doing here, Zura?" She frowned obviously disappointed.
"And why are you speaking in narrative, aru."
"My name is Katsura not-"
"Zura, I get it." Kagura finished and sighed. Then her mind worked quickly putting two and two together with a smirk.
"Say, Zura-
"Katsura."
"Whatever, you wouldn't happen to be hiding here from the certain tax payer thief's, would you?" He took a little longer to answer then he intended which caused Kagura's grin to widen.
"I'm surprised, what happened to your costume or get up?"
He began to sweat profusely. She'd know if he was obviously lying. Why else would Zura be alone in the Yorozuya household?
She sat down on the couch with her arms folded in front of her large developed bosom.
"I'll need someone to distract me so I don't accidently call the police. Maybe we can walk around town?"
"How would that keep me from getting caught? That's why I'm here!"
She rolled her eyes.
"Obviously change and not look like you. Then let's go to town."
"Good idea, leader."
Some things just never change, do they?
After waiting for Katsura in the living room for so long she began to think the sneaky bsstard climbed out the window. What was taking him so long?
"Hurry up, Zura. I'm starving!"
"It's not Zura, its Katsuo"
He was shining so bright it was hurting her eyes!
What the hell did he do now?
They set off their journey around town. Of course Zura's get up was causing more attention than as a disguise should.
"For once you actually look like a normal man."
His hair was cut short and styled. Instead of his usual yukata and haori he wore a quarter sleeve shirt and nice pants.
"But of course you had to pick the wrong time for that! You're getting more attention this way!"
"Leader, this way I gain the women's trust. The cops won't think I'm suspicious."
"Nobody trusts a gigolo! That's a woman's mortal enemy!"
Kagura sighed, he made her exhausted but he did look nice for once. But naturally, against all odds the town was flooded with cops everywhere.
"Katsuo" acted oblivious.
He grabbed her hand randomly.
"Leader, there's ice cream. Girls like this?"
"Hah you're actually worried about what women think and like? It seems your brain is even acting more normal."
He pulled her along to the stand not listening to her comments.
"One ice cream!"
Kagura smacked Zura knocking the breath out of him. That's an indirect kiss!
"Ahh what a shy girlfriend you have!" The ice cream man laughed amused.
Kagura turned bright red and covered her fuming face.
"She can be a bit rough on the outside. But in the inside she-"
Kagura grabbed the ice cream, dropped the money and pulled Katsura away.
She purposely crushed his hand in embarrassment.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM, ZU-"
He was aware he might die but he grabbed ahold of the enraged Yato girl and embraced her.
"Please don't be mad, I've just really missed you since you've been gone."
He peeked and noticed around the corner one of the policemen that has been on his tail for years was staring straight at him with dead eyes. Katsura knew those eyes were filled with sadistic tendencies.
Unbeknownst to "Katsuo", Kagura stood perfectly still with dizziness overwhelming her.
She never was held quite like this and it was causing her brain to fry in confusion.
The click of metal rang out and Kagura realized she was hand cuffed.
"Hey!"
"You're arrest for public affection, China."
"That's not against the law you idiot!"
He pulled her along while she screamed profanities at the young police officer.
Katsuo just silently watched her go letting out a breath he didn't realize he was holding.
"I'm sorry leader. I promise to take you to town again."
Yay! Finally finished this chapter! Hope you guys like it!
Xoxo
Ghostly