Rules 61-80
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Disclaimer: Not mine.
61. History of Magic is not naptime.
Over ruled.
But-
OVER RULED.
62. Potions is not over glorified cooking, and Professor Slughorn's 'jolly physique' does not mean he is a chef.
I thought he was a walrus?
I like potions.
WHAT?
Oh, sorry. I like explosions.
63. I am not to roller blade in the corridors, and it is not a more efficient way of getting to class.
That was funny.
The best part was when Scorpius crashed into the suit of armour.
64. I am not to add vinegar and baking soda to potions.
BOOM.
Yes, boom indeed.
65. Bungee jumping from the Astronomy Tower, or any other tower, is prohibited.
That was a fun day.
66. The Zabini brothers are named Xerin, Ulysses and Raziel, not Sunshine, Giggles and Sparky.
The look on Giggles' face was hilarious.
Sparky was none too pleased either.
That's what they get for messing with MY little brother.
67. I am not to turn my crystal ball into a gold fish bowl.
It was really a far more effective use for it.
68. I am not to form the House Elves into my personal army.
I actually thought Hugo was going to punch you.
McGonagall wasn't amused either.
69. I am to refrain from gluing my brother to the ceiling, and we should 'settle our differences with words'.
I don't know. I kind of liked the gluing part.
Or you could kick him. Kick him in the face.
70. Attempting to sell the school's portraits on eBay, or any other muggle website, or at all, is absolutely prohibited.
I'm so confused. EBay? Website? What's going on?
Stupid purebloods…
Lucy!
Relax Rosie, she's kidding. Besides, I'm only pureblood as far as my grandparents. Before that I'm as much muggleborn scum as the rest of you.
Fine. I suppose we'll keep you.
71. The muggle song 'I will Survive,' is not my Uncle's theme song, and does not need to be sung every time his name is mentioned.
I think it does.
72. I am not to lock my cousin in a broom cupboard with Scorpius Malfoy to 'see what happens' and no one wants to know what the suggestive air in the last part of that sentence is referring to.
I hate you. I hate you so much.
It was Sarah!
Like Hell it was. I value living.
73. The broom cupboard on the fourth floor is not a 'duplicator' and I am not to lock the Scamander twins in it in order to make quadruplets, which would then be my slaves.
Lysander is already your slave.
RUN ROSE, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
74. I am to stop locking people in cupboards.
75. When asked what I am doing by a member of staff, the correct response is not 'Designing a doomsday device that will aid my domination of society.'
I honestly don't know why you haven't been committed.
Skilful avoidance tactics.
76. Text books do not double as weapons.
I believe there is currently a bed-ridden Slytherin who'd beg to differ.
The ones with sharp corners are the best.
77. Unless specifically instructed by a teacher, I am to refrain for setting things on fire. Furthermore, I am not to then stand above said burning object, laughing manically and whispering 'Burn, my pretty, BURN!'
They never let us have any fun…
78. I am not to feed Venomous Tentaculas to other Venomous Tentaculas.
What the Hell were you hoping to achieve?
Zombie Venomous Tentaculas.
79. I cannot see the thestrals, their names are not Kevin, Clyde, Sybil and Patrick, and they did not ask me to hex James Potter and Fred Weasley, or the Slytherins, or to jinx Professor Herald's hair green.
I liked the names, personally.
Professor Herald looked good with green hair. It gave the impression that he was actuallyin the possession of a personality.
Or a soul.
80. Professor Snape's portrait does not wish to be my friend and I am to respect this.
He is a tad antisocial, isn't he?
I believe the word you're looking for is arse-hole.
That's a hyphenate.
You're a hyphenate.
AN: Hope you liked it! I think I might just do one more chapter after this, and then I might do the story of the rules. You know, how they happened, etc. What do you think? Let me know! Reviews make me happy, happy, happy!
Love and sunshine,
LilyRose xxx