A/N: Another chapter! I have to say this story is one of my favorites. From the title you can guess what this chapter is about, or can you? For the record I love Simonette, and Theonor, and Alvinanty is not my favorite. When I thought of this plot they were all single and Simon had a kid he adopted, then it grew to him being married. I think I like it better this way though. As always read and review!


Eleanor looked as Alvin like he was crazy for a moment, and then burst out laughing. "You really had me going for a moment Alvin. I actually believed Theo is engaged." She continued laughing and Alvin looked confused.

"Eleanor I'm not joking. Theodore is really engaged. He has been dating her for like eight years, and they're finally getting married in about a month." Alvin told her.

Eleanor stopped laughing and shat on a chair. Her face was filled with shock. "He's engaged."

Alvin was about to respond, but was interrupted by Jeanette coming into the room rubbing her forehead.

"Jeanette there is a drink on the counter that's great for hangovers. Take it slow, and hold your nose though. It's kind of revolting." Alvin told her gently.

Jeanette nodded thanks. She picked up a glass containing a pulpy red juice. She pinched her noise and drank it slowly. She swallowed the last of it and wriggled her face up in disgust.

"I told you it's no sweet tea." Alvin said laughing at her expression.

Jeanette was about to respond when she saw Eleanor looking confused and sulky. "Ellie, what's the matter? You look like I did when I found out Simon was married."

"Theodore is getting married" Eleanor managed to get out in barely a whisper.

"Oh, Ellie I'm so sorry." She hugged her sister. She let go and turned to Alvin; her eyes narrowed to daggers.

"This is all your stupid brothers fault! We waited for them, but they had to get married and engaged! She yelled.

Alvin stood up furious. "It's not their fault. They waited for you. They thought one day you guys would meet up again, fall in love, get married, and have kids, the whole thing! But they weren't seeing what was in front of them. Simon had was in love with a girl, but wouldn't ask her out because of you. He told her they could be friends and she left for Europe. I had to convince him to go to Europe and tell her he loved her. He did and now they're married. Get over it!" Alvin snarled.

Jeanette stared at him in shock. Alvin glared at her for a second longer before he turned to Eleanor. "And Theodore waited for you too. He was devastated the night before Simon's wedding, he felt like he lost someone else he loved. He got a bit drunk, not as much as Jeanette was last night though. He met the woman who he would one day fall in love with. They got to talking, and then they made out. He thought he'd never see her again, but then fate stepped in and he walked down the aisle with her at Simon's wedding. They have been dating for eight years, and I couldn't be more damn happy that they're getting married." Alvin yelled then sat back on the couch.

The chipettes stared at him. Tears came to Eleanor's eyes.

Alvin felt terrible. "Look El, I'm so sorry for yelling at you." His phone started ringing. He pulled it out and looked at the caller id.

"Hey you guys want to meet Theo's fiancée?" he asked.

Eleanor wiped the tears from her eyes. "When?"

"Right now. She's calling. I'll put it on speaker so you can listen. Shh" he opened his phone and set it on the table.

Eleanor nodded to show she was ready and Alvin pressed a couple of buttons. "Hi Alvie!" a cheerful voice rang from the phone.

"Hey Win, what are you doing?" Alvin asked casually.

"I'm just going to bars, getting drunk, hooking up with guys, and then breaking their hearts later. You know the usual. You?" the voice asked. Eleanor stared at the phone in shock.

"You know, going to bars, getting drunk, meeting girls, then breaking their hearts by never calling them back." Alvin replied. Brittney glared at him and the voice on the phone laughed. "Alright Winnie what are you really up to?" Alvin asked.

A sigh came from the phone "I'm picking out floral patterns. The most boring thing about the wedding plans." The voice suddenly perked up. "Thirty-eight days to go! I'm so excited. And speaking of, how's my fiancé doing, he hasn't called me?"

"He's alright Winnie. He slept in this morning."

"Good. Oh, and I found the perfect tux for you to wear at the wedding." Winnie squealed from the other line.

Alvin groaned "I told you I'm wearing the one I wore at Simon's wedding."

"But Alllvvviinn. That tux is over worn. You've had that old thing; you call a tux for like nine years." Winnie whined.

"Hey that is a great tux. I bought that tux for Simon wedding."

"But the vest is red"

"So"

"I'm not having red in my wedding, Alvin. You very well know that. I have to go Alvin, but if you want to continue being Theodore's best man then you are going to have to wear a different tux. Bye Alvie" Winnie said sternly; lighting up towards the end, and hung up.

"She seems horrible. Like the devil. How could Theodore marry someone like that" Eleanor said.

"Nah, she's alright. She's just a bit stressed." Alvin told her.

His phone rang and he looked at the caller id.

"There goes the bride, here comes the groom." He mumbled as he pressed the talk button. "Hey Al, chicken or salmon?" Theodore asked from the other end.

"Chicken, wait for what?" Alvin asked him back.

"Tonight, it's your turn to go early so be there around late 6, early 7." Theodore told him.

"For what?" Alvin asked again.

"Alvin you didn't forget. Alvin, mom and dad's anniversary is tonight. You have to be half-way dressed up, and have a present."

Alvin chuckled. "Theo you really think I would forget Mom and Dad's anniversary dinner."

"I guess not. By the way, Jeanette would you care to join Ellie, Simon, Alvin, and me for lunch at Alessandro's?" Theodore asked Jeanette.

"How did you know it was on speaker?" Alvin asked.

"Alvin I'm not stupid."

"I know, neither am I? I know I'm on speaker too." Alvin smirked.

"Jeanette you want to come with us?"

"Sounds fun! Jeanette told him.

"Alright meet us at the airport in ten with Al. Bye!" Theodore's voice rang happily then followed by a beep.

"Why the airport?" Eleanor asked.

"I have no idea." Alvin shook his head then turned to face Brittney. "Britt, would you care to be my date this evening. I say it's about time you met my parents."

Brittney giggled. "Alvin I've already met your parents before."

"You have met Dave, not my birth parents." Alvin kissed her cheek.

Brittney stood up and started freaking out. "Your birth parents are you mad! We just started dating! I'm not ready to meet them!"

Alvin put his hands on Brittney's shoulders. "Calm down Brittney, we've been best friends for years. And my parents have heard all about you from all three us. Trust me you're ready. The worst they can do is forbid us from ever seeing each other again."

"Yeah that's the worst they can do." Brittney muttered.


"Why did we have to meet at the airport again?" Eleanor asked as the group weaved through the crowds at the airport to find Simon and Theodore.

"I don't know" Alvin's reply didn't answer the girls' questions.

"Guys over here!" they heard a sweet high pitch voice called.

They turned around to see an excited Theodore waving while he stood next to an annoyed Simon. They made their way over to them.

"You're late." Simon snarled when they approached them.

"Sorry" Alvin said wearing his signature you got to love me smile.

"Ugggghhh, never mind." Simon began looking around like he lost something.

"Simon look they're right there." Theodore pointed to two children, a boy, and a girl, looking at a piece of paper; arguing with each other.

"One" Simon grinned.

"Two" Theodore grinned back at him.

"Three" Alvin grinned right alongside his brothers.

"Hey Juniors over here!" they all yelled at the children.

The children looked up and started running towards the boys. Simon crouched down on one knee.

"Dad" They both yelled as they tackled Simon to the ground.

The girls stared in shock as Simon laughed and hugged his children. He seemed like the anti-Simon.

The little girl looked up "Uncle Theodore she cried she jumped off her father; ran and hugged Theodore.
"Uncle Theodore I made a recipe all by myself." She said proudly.

Theodore hugged her again. "I'm so proud of you Sarah" he told her.

Jeanette looked at Sarah closely. She was wearing a jean skirt with a short sleeve purple shirt. She had light lavender glasses and dark brown hair that was pulled back in a bun with a purple ribbon like Jeanette wore when she was younger.

"Uncle Al" the boy exclaimed jumping off of Simon and running into Alvin's arms.

Alvin lifted him off the ground, threw him in the air, and caught him.

"Alvin don't do that." Simon scolded him. He got off the ground and picked the little boy out of Alvin's arms and set him on the floor.

The little boy was wearing a blue sweater and a pair of khaki pants. He had black glasses. He was basically a miniature version of Simon.

"Kids there are some people I would like you to meet." Simon put his hand son his kids' shoulders and lead them over to the chipettes.

"Jeanette, Eleanor, Brittney, I would like you to meet Jared and Sarah."

"It is a pleasure to meet you" they chorused smiling.

"Simon he is like a mini you and she is just like miniature Jeanette." Brittney exclaimed.

Their smiles vanished and they glared at her.

"Simon!" A voice called.

They all turned to see a full grown chipette with dark brown hair, wearing a dark purple blouse, some jeans, a pair of glasses, and a computer bag slung over her shoulder, waving at the group.

She ran towards the group and jumped into Simon's arms. He spun her around then put her back on the ground. They kissed and the kids let out a ewe.

The girls knew who this woman was, it was Simon's wife.

"will you guys stop it you're acting like teenagers" Jared wriggled his nose in disgust.

"Seriously cut it out." Sarah muttered.

Alvin laughed. "These are defiantly my niece and nephew."

"I'm actually glad we're moving, so my kids won't spend much time with you" The girl told Alvin smugly; green eyes glaring.

"Actually we want to talk to you about that." Sarah said nervously: suddenly very interested in her feet.

"Mom, Dad, Sarah, and I have been taking and we agree that we're not moving here." Jared said.

Simon raised his eyebrows "Is that so?"

"It's not you, it's us." Sarah continued for her brother. "We just can't live with humans. I'm going to live with Uncle Theo..."

"And I'm going to live with Uncle Al." Jared interrupted.

"Do we get a say in this?" Alvin asked.

"Not really." The children replied.

"I blame you for this." Simon's wife pointed a finger at Alvin.

"Ginny tell me what I did?" Alvin asked balling his fist.

"You told them about the school days with humans"

"They asked I can't help it if I'm the only one who will tell them the truth."

"You gave them nightmares. They're only six and five!" Ginny shouted her face as red as Alvin shirt.

"Don't fight, please." Sarah begged tears coming to her emerald green eyes.

Alvin and Ginny both turned to her. "Oh, Uncle Alvin and Mommy are just having a little disagreement sweetheart. Come here." She pulled Sarah into a hug.

"Jared can you try this out for me?" Alvin asked him bending down to eye level.

"Fine but what are we going do after school." Jared asked Alvin and Simon.

"And when I have nightmares?" Sarah asked from her mother's arms.

"Kids I'm still just a phone call away when you have nightmares." Alvin told them.

"And Sarah when I come to visit I'll teach you some cooking techniques, and when I'm not Ms. Eleanor is a very talented cook, and I'm sure she could teach you a couple of things." Theodore told them

"And we'll figure out after school care soon. Maybe you could stay with Grandpa Dave." Simon smiled.

"Alright we'll try." Jared agreed.

Sarah nodded her head and freed herself from her mother's arms. Simon finally noticed her hair. "Sarah where did you get the idea for that hairstyle?" he asked her.

"I saw it in one of your old pictures in your office. You had your arm around a little girl wearing her hair like this. Do you like it?" Sarah smiled sweetly.

Simon smiled and nodded. He looked up at Jeanette and she smiled at him.

"Theodore!" A familiar voice suddenly called out.

They all turned around to see a chipette in a short green dress, red high heels, red lipstick, carrying a green tote in one hand, and a red purse, with her long golden hair in a high ponytail.(Think Charlene from crocodile rock, except in a green dress and with a green tote!) It was Winnie from the phone.

She ran up and hugged Theodore tightly. "I missed you teddy."

"I missed you too, shu." He told her stroking her hair.

They let go of each other and Winnie shared a mischievous grin with Jared and Sarah. She reached into her tote and pulled out a golden brown envelope.

"Thanks Aunt Win." Jared said as he snatched the envelope out of Winnie's hands.

"Uncle Alvin this is for you. We all pitched in." Sarah smiled.

"What is this?" Alvin asked as he took the envelope.

"Uncle Al, you've been single for way too long. You deserve someone too." Jared told him.

Alvin shared a look with Simon and Theodore. "Oh really"

Sarah nodded. "We all agree that you need someone. So we set up a... a...What's it called mother?"

"An intervention." Ginny told her.

"Yeah an intervention. We didn't tell Uncle Theo, because he can't keep a secret, and we weren't going to tell Mom and Dad but Mom found out anyway."

"As much as I'd hate to admit it, everyone deserves happiness even you Alvin. So I called up a few of my friends, Winnie called up a few of hers, and we even called your mother and them." Ginny smiled sweetly at him.

Alvin stopped looking through the papers with girls' names and numbers. "You called my mom." Alvin looked at her in shock.

"Yeah she was rambling about how she wouldn't stand for me to force her poor grand babies to move to a town infested with humans. When I brought up our little project up to her she was all for it. She gave me about twenty different girls."

Alvin folded the papers and shoved them back into the folder. "Thanks guys but for your information I had a date last night."

They stood in silence for a moment, the chipettes were still trying to not be noticed by Simon and Theodore's girls, and the only noise was the airport traffic going on around them.

Then Ginny and Winnie started laughing. "Yeah right Alvin." Ginny said between laughs.

"I'm serious." Alvin smirked.

"There is only one person who can tell us the truth." Winnie declared. She turned to Theodore and put her hands on his chest. "Theo did Alvin have a date last night?" she asked a bit flirtatious.

"Winnie, Alvin did have a date last night." Theodore nodded his head.

"Congratulations Uncle Alvin!" Jared and Sarah cheered.

Winnie smiled at everyone. "Hey guys are we going to lunch soon?"

Everyone glared at her and she turned a bit red. "You know to celebrate that Alvin might have a chance of finding somebody." She laughed nervously.

"Actually we should probably get going." Theodore said looking at his watch.

"Where are we going?" Ginny asked.

"Ginny you're not invited." Alvin told her smirking.

"Simon. Tell me he isn't..." Ginny began but Simon cut her off.

"Winnie isn't coming either, but the kids are."

"Who else are you going with then?" Winnie asked.

"Eleanor." Theodore told her.

Fire seemed to explode in Winnie's eyes. "Who's Eleanor?" she asked arms folded across her chest.

"Don't worry I'm going and a women named Jeanette is going too." Simon assured her.

"Oh, who's Jeanette?" Ginny asked her voice ice cold. She stood beside Winnie in the same stance.

"If it helps I'm going, and your kids are going." Alvin piped up.

"Why we're not invited is what I would like to know." Winnie's words were like venom when she spoke.

"Alvin told me not to invite you, or Ginny." Theodore stated nervously; a bit scared of his fiancée.

"Girls I have a proposition for you." Alvin said as he put his arms around the girls' shoulders and he guided them away from his brothers and the chipettes.

"Keep talking." Winnie said.

"I'm listening." Ginny said right after Winnie as they were walking.

"My date last night went really well and she is coming to the big dinner tonight and meeting everybody so…"

"You want us to make sure she's ready to meet everybody, especially your mother." Winnie smirked.

"To make sure she's not too flashy, but at same time not to innocent." Ginny looked deep in thought as she spoke.

"We'll do it if you keep an eye on our guys at lunch."

"Deal." Alvin agreed.

Ginny looked at Winnie and a smile crept on her face. "Winnie are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Winnie shared the exact same look as Ginny. "You know it."

"Shopping!" They both squealed together.

They then turned to the boys. Alvin had gone back and stood beside his brothers.

The girls walked up to the boys and held out their paws. "Boys credit cards please." They both said at the same time.

The boys sighed and pulled out their wallets. They flipped them open and each pulled out a credit card.

"So Alvin, when do we get to meet this mystery girl of yours?" Ginny asked as she held two credit cards in her hand. (One from Simon, one from Alvin)

"Right now" Alvin walked over to the chipettes and took one of Brittney's paws and led her over to everyone else. "Guys this is the one and only Brittney Miller."

Ginny smiled at her and put out a paw. "Ginerva Seville, but please call me Ginny."

Brittney shook her paw, and the Winnie put out one of hers. "Winona Martin, soon to be Seville. Call me Winnie; Winona's is a bit too old fashioned for my liking.

Brittney smiled and shook her paw. "Should we get going?" Ginny asked flashing the two credit cards while Winnie flashed one as well.

"Give me that" Alvin growled as he jerked one of the credit cards out of her hand and handed it to Brittney.

"Don't let them get to you." He whispered in her ear causing her to giggle.

She turned back to her sisters. "Good luck with the devils" Jeanette said as she hugged her sister.

"Thanks." Brittney said.

"Wish me luck too" Eleanor said as she hugged her sister.

"Why" Brittney looked her sister suspiciously.

"I have thirty eight days to break up Theodore and Winnie, and it starts today." Eleanor grinned deviously.

They each gave each other one last hug before Brittney left with Ginny and Winnie for a day filled with shopping. While Eleanor and Jeanette headed out with Theodore, Simon, Jared, and Sarah for a lunch filled with awkwardness.