me: okay...i'm gonna start a new life and be optimistic because of someone in here... -glares at her friend-
friend: now, now authoress-san... remember what we talked about?
me: and i don't wanna remember it anymore.
kisame: so...
me: announce the disclaimer before i lose my sanity and eat both of you. -marches away-
friend: i think she's making progress...don't you think kisame-kun?
kisame: yeah...nice work. anyways...the two of them doesn't own naruto. enjoy!
friend: by the way...perverted sasuke or whatever you call it...so basically authoress-san only made some parts of this chapter.
It was 4pm. Time for their training. And time for 'Operation Snowman' to take place.
Of course Sasuke was the first one there with Sakura to guard him. The two were currently waiting for Naruto and Kakashi who told them that they were planning a surprise for them for training.
"Ugh...where are those two." Sakura was walking back and forth while Sasuke sat at the bench. Staring at her.
"Look at those pink locks swaying in the wind...she looks-"
"Hot" Sasuke mumbled
"Did you say something Sasuke?" Sakura asked as she stopped her ranting and faced him with a twirl.
"N-nothing." Sasuke stumbled in his words a bit.
"Oh." Sakura continued walking back and forth.
Suddenly a person wearing a coat, a scarf and a hat passed by with a bucket full of water. Sakura got out of the way before she bumps the peron who was in a hurry but too late...
The person 'accidentally' bumped into her and dumped all of the water all over her and the person ran away.
"Ugh! I swear I'll kill that man when I see him again!" Sakura was more furious. She was dripping wet! But someone was enjoying it though.
"Oh fuck- when did she get all those curves?! Damn!"
"No doubt man...she's...she's...well...HOT!!!"
"Damn Sakura...those wet clothes clinging to her smooth skin-"
"Uh...Sasuke, are you all right?" Sakura was leaning close to sasuke. Their faces inches away from touching. Sasuke was staring at her. Her face then down... she's all wet and damn was he taking advantage of it.
Sakura noticed him blushing madly, she poked Sasuke's left cheek and Sasuke let out a gasp. "Huh? What happened?" He said immediately.
"Are you...all right?" Sakura asked twisting her hair to let the water drain from it.
"Yeah." Sasuke said then tried to look away and focus his attention somewhere else. "Damn yeah! I'm great!!!"
"If you say so. Anyway, I can't leave you here by yourself and I can't leave coz the two bakas might suddenly come out from nowhere." Sakura said sitting beside Sasuke now.
"Gaaad...why do you need to sit beside me?!" Sasuke's mind was getting all crazy.
"Hey great Uchiha, why don't yah-"
"No!!! No more ideas from you!"
"Oh come on...I know you want to. Those curves, that sweet smile, those luscious lips, her strawberry scent. her-"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT ALREADY!!!!" Sasuke was surely to lose himself.
"Baka! Don't lose yourself!"
"Can't...control..gaadddd...myself...these fucking...gaad...hormones...ahhh!!!!" Sasuke's hand jerked and was about to grab Sakura's face.
Sakura looked at Sasuke and Sasuke quickly calmed himself.
"If the two of them-" Sakura was cut off.
"Hey Sakura-chan!" Naruto was running towards them. "Why are you so wet?" Naruto asked seeing Sakura still dripping.
"Some stupid guy bumped into me and spilled a bit of water from his bucket." Sakura rolled her eyes. "What took you guys so long? You aren't sneaking up behind me are ya?" Sakura stood up and placed both of her hands on her waist.
"O-of course not Sakura-chan! I was with Kakashi-sensei. We kinda got stuck with a good book in the library of teme's house." Naruto explained.
Sakura took a deep breath then sighed. "Well, since sensei isn't here yet, you watch Sasuke here. I'll just change." Sakura marched off leaving a smiling Naruto and a 'hormoned-controlled' Sasuke behind.
"She looks hot." Naruto sat beside Sasuke. "What?" Sasuke asked.
"Don't play dumb on me! I know you're thinking what I think you're thinking! Come on Sasuke!" Naruto nudged Sasuke on his side.
"Shut up dobe" Sasuke gave him a death glare.
"Oooh...you're very infamous death glare! OH NO I'M SCARED!!!" Naruto joked around. "Come on teme! That's old!"
"Naruto...you are very much influenced by Jiraiya." Sasuke spatted.
"And like that gay snake you were with, you're being gay!" Naruto teased him. "Whatever dobe."
"Hmph! Teme."
"Dobe!"
"Teme."
"Do-"
"Yo!" Kakashi appeared in a puff of smoke.
"Sensei!!! Sasuke's being gay!" Naruto told Kakashi.
"Shut up Naruto." Sasuke said.
"Now you two...get along. Where's my ever beautiful student?" Kakashi asked adding emphasis on 'ever beautiful'.
"Got a little accident then went home." Sasuke said. "Wow...nice explanation." Kakashi said. "Very clear"
"I'm here!" Sakura said running towards them.
She was quick. "Nice outfit Sakura-chan!" Naruto said as he looked at Sasuke.
"Thanks Naruto. I haven't washed my daily ninja outfit yet." Sakura said.
Sakura was wearing a black pleated mini-skirt, black leggings, and a red off-the shoulder three-fourths shirt.
"Let's go down to step b!- uh I mean training!" Kakashi sweatdropped. "Yeah, let's go training!"
Sparring went out fine. Sakura was controlling her chakra well this time. Kakashi and Naruto was about to spar together when Jiraiya appeared.
"Kakashi!" Jiraiya called out.
Kakashi immediately went over to the sannin. "What's up?"
"I have good news! The new volume of Icha Icha has just been published and I-"
"new...volume..." Kakashi went pale and Jiraiya swore that his eyes were gonna pop out any minute now. But he was sweating like hell.
"If I buy that volume I'll lose 27,010 ryu...but...but...Kakashi!!!"Kakashi's mind was very frustrated.
"Kakashi are you all right? If you can't make a decision now, I'll just come back some other time." Jiraiya left with a smoke.
"Sensei are you all right?" Sakura ran towards him. Kakashi fainted and sakura caught him.
Sasuke was about to come over when Naruto stopped him. "Don't. Sakura's gonna heal him. Beside's we got training to do!" naruto said.
Sasuke nodded but his eyes were locked on 'his' pink haired blossom and his pervert of a teacher.
"Sensei are you all right?" Sakura asked as Kakashi was lying in her arms.
"Sa...kura...come...closer..." kakashi tried to speak. Man, that perverted book of his had a very large part in his life, no doubt.
Sakura moved her face closer to her sensei. Kakshi tucked a stray lock of her hair behind her ear then whispered something.
Meanwhile...
"Ah! Sasuke...wait! uh..-take it easy!" Sasuke was losing his mind and was fighting Naruto like crazy.
"Sasuke stop it!!!" Naruto ran away from him and Sasuke stopped, panting. He was looking at his sensei ans Sakura for the whole time.
"How dare he touch MY SAKURA!"
"Since when did she became yours?"
"Wait! I thought you and I are both on this?"
"Well, yeah, but I'm just reminding you that she isn't yours...yet."
"Grr..."
"What are you doing teme?! Do you wanna kill me?!" Naruto pointed a finger at sasuke while panting from a distance.
"Shut up dobe." Sasuke said as he walked over his things. He grabbed a towel then lied on his back on the grass.
"Hey Naruto, Kakashi-sensei wanted you to talk to him." Sakura walked over the two boys.
Naruto nodded then went quickly to Kakashi. Sakura sat beside Sasuke and she was smiling.
"What are you so happy about?" Sasuke asked. "None of your business Uchiha. Since when did you care anyways?" Sakura asked in a cold tone.
Sasuke remained silent.
"Nice work..."
"plan c..."
"why?"
"her teme ring will crack and break into pieces when she reached her limit. Sakura's hiding her feelings but she still got them."
"...right..."
After a long training...if you call that long, the four went back home and went to their rooms.
Sakura was about to close her eyes when...
KNOCK KNOCK
"Ugh..."
Sakura stood up and opened the door. "What do you want?" She asked annoyed.
"Can we talk?" Sasuke asked in his 'obey-me-before-I-kill-you' voice.
"Uhm...sure." Sakura stepped out of her room and they walked towards the garden.
Their walk was silent. Sakura looked forward while Sasuke stole glances at her.
"I thought you wanted to talk?" Sakura glanced at her companion.
"Hn."
"So...???" Sakura stopped and so did Sasuke in front of the swing.
"..."
Sakura rolled her eyes then sat at the swing. "You're confusing me Sasuke." Sakura said.
"What?" Sasuke asked sitting beside Sakura but a few inches away from her.
"See? That's what I'm talking about. Since when did the 'Oh so Great Uchiha' become spaced?" Sakura said.
But Sasuke didn't answer. He just sat there. Stealing glances at his pink haired blossom from time to time.
After a few minutes of silence...
"That's it. I'm leaving." Sakura said as she stood up.
"Wait, hear me out first." Sasuke said stopping her. Sakura was only halfway from standing when he stopped her. She sat back down and sighed.
"Fine...i'm all ears." Sakura crossed her arms.
"Okay." Sasuke nodded.
"Sensei! They're at the place!!! We should do it now!!!"
"Not yet Naruto!"
"But...but-"
"It says in the book that-"
"Come on sensei! ditch that hell of a book that you made me read for the whole night and let's improvise!"
"Good idea." Kakashi threw the book behind him.
"HEY WATCH IT!"
"Sorry!" kakashi shouted then returned to his position.
"Sasuke if you're not going to even say a word except your infamous 'hn' then can I leave?" Sakura asked.
"No...w-wait. Just give me some more time." sasuke said.
Sakura let out a deep sigh.
"Oh come on teme, say you're sorry already!" Naruto shouted from a far tree.
Basically, they were 'spying on their lovebirds'.
"Shh!" Kakashi shooshed Naruto.
"Sakura, I'm only gonna say this once so listen carefully." Sasuke said.
"I've been listening all this time." Sakura rolled her eyes.
"I...I'm sorry." Sasuke said holding her right hand with both of his hands and leaned close to her.
Sakura took away her hand and held it with her other hand. "Look, I already forgive you about that purple dinosaur." Sakura said.
"Not that Sakura. I'm sorry...for...for...everything." Sasuke said.
Sakura was at loss of words. "It's all right sasuke. I've already forgiven you."
"Oh yeah? Where's the -kun after my name?" Sasuke joked.
Sakura didn't answer. "Hey..." Sasuke poked her on her sides which made her gasp a bit.
"Sakura, I wanted to tell you this since...well...ever." Sasuke said.
"Okay." Sakura's ears and whole mind perked up.
"Sakura...I...lo-"
"I love you! You love me! We're a happy family! With a great big hug...say what you truly feel so you won't carry a burden inside your heart-" Barney strikes again.
"SHUT UP BARNEY! WAY TO GO TO RUIN THE MOMENT WITH MY SAKURA!" Sasuke shouted.
"Meanie!" Barney marched off.
"Man, that was a stupid dinosaur!" Kakashi said.
"How dare you speak those words?! Barney was just singing us a lovely song! And you didn't even say sorry to him! Hmph!" Sakura was storming off now.
"But- but...but...Sakura! wait up!"
"And one more thing..." Sakura stopped and looked at him. Sasuke made a sudden stop in front of her.
"I am NOT yours!" Sakura went to her room and slammed the door.
Her teme-ring was way too loose this time.
"STUPID SONOVABISH!!! SASUKE!!!" Naruto banged his head on the bark of the tree.
"Calm yourself down Naruto. We'll patch things up." Kakashi said.
"But...Sakura's angry with the teme!!! And teme's not good at apologizing! AHH!!! Goodbye Ramen! Goodbye money!" Naruto was on anime tears.
"Naruto..."
"I told ya we should've just robbed a bank!" Naruto pouted then walked side by side with Kakashi to go home.
"Hmm...maybe I should write a letter to Tsunade-baachan to request Sasuke and Sakura-chan to live together."
Suddenly...DING! A lightbulb appeared on top of Kakashi's head.
"Gad sensei, that light's too bright. I guess you got one hell of an idea." Naruto said pulling the switch off.
"Naruto you're a genius!" Kakashi skipped merrily towards his room like an eight-year old girl who just saw a cute teddy bear on a store she can murder. uh... i mean hug.
"I wonder what Sensei's thinking..." Naruto stopped in front of his room ."Still, robbing a bank and joining the akatsuki was a better idea."
friend: that wasn't a very much funny chapter but a nice one.
me: nice chappie..,
kisame: Yay! authoress-san is changed! She's a candy cane now!
friend: not yet! but very soon...
kisame: okay...so authoress-san is optimistic now! way to go!
friend: yayness! authoress-san has left the dark side of the force! whoohoo!
kisame: so before authoress' friend sheds a tear, please give nice reviews! don't ruin the beautiful moment!'