Chuck Versus the SI

by Alex Mcpherson

Just a little random nutty thing involving the DOS-like thoughts that might be run through chuck's head because of the intersect acting like his head's OS. And also a Self-insert... meh.

4. iKnow: Kung Fu

A Typical Action Scene, from the Intersect's point of view.

-CSI-

Situation Monitor: Alert. Threats detected...|

Personality: Requesting Kung Fu...|

iFlash: Loading Kung Fu...|

iKnow: Kung Fu...|

Sarcasm Module: Alert. Pop culture reference stored for later use...|

Situation Monitor: Threats down. Reassessment - Situation normal...|

iKnow: disengaging Kung Fu...|

Sarcasm Module: Pop culture reference in use...|

Chuck looked at his team, and with a grin, said simply, "I know kung fu."

-CSI-