A/N: Hello my lovely readers! I have returned from my vacation! Thank you for waiting! This chapter you will adore! I love this idea so much I'm going to be cracking up! Here it is!

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Chapter 4: Pursuing Lily Evans Part 1

Remus's writing James's writing Sirius's writing

Exclusive Chapter! By Prongs,

And ridiculed by Moony and Padfoot!

How to pursue you crush with examples of every single time me, Prongs has asked Lily Evans out and still kept pursuing – Even though he was turned down numerous times!

Thank you for pointing that out Moony (insert sarcasm here)

Prongs got this interesting idea of telling you every single time Prongs has failed to ask Lily out…. I find it ridiculous… although amusing…

Very amusing- no wait down right hilarious!

Pursuing Lily Evans even though she turned me down every single time but I still know she loves me she's just too stubborn to show it so I know she'll break down and say yes – eventually. Or for short : PLEETSTMDESTBISKSLMSJTSTSISIKSBDASYE

That still looks incredible long…

Ok, here we go 0 down 5,987 to go….

Oh, my gosh you actually counted… This is too much

Here we go…. Again…

1) Ahh, here it is… The first time I asked her out… #sniff# brings back so many memories...

Will you just get on with it?

Ok! Ok! Fine! Don't rush me! As I was saying, when I was eleven in first year I merely had a crush on her –

A bad crush on her, he'd walk up to her randomly and say 'Hey sweet thang!' do you remember how much that annoyed her!

Yes! Now that was a good memory! She nearly exploded every time!

AHEM! It is my turn to talk! Continuing on… I was stupid when I was eleven, now when I was in second year, I decided to ask her out, for the first time. As she stepped onto the train I swept her off of her feet – literally and –

You dropped her,

I was getting to that – eventually…. #Throws random hex at Padfoot#

Hey! #&$

No cussing on paper!

Sorry Moony… I can tell why Lily hates him…

Ha, ha, I'm dripping with sarcasm, Ok, I dropped her and she asked – you know what? Why don't I do this word for word – it's easier:

"POTTER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! "

"I'm sorry, I was trying to sweep you off your feet, I dropped you because I tripped on the step, would you go out with me?"

"Of course…" Lily jumped into James's arms and kissed him

WHAT! #record screeches# That was NOT what happened!

Uh… yes it was… #kicks Sirius's shin# OW!

Sorry Prongs… that was your imagination, folks, I'll tell you what really happened:

"POTTER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

"I swept you off your feet – as I was saying, #get's down on one knee# would you go out with me? I didn't mean to drop you- you were a little heavy- "

"Are you calling me fat!"

"NO! I AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lily levitated James and threw him out the window of the train, unfortunately for him the train was now moving so he had to chase it, I had to levitate and bring him back. It was a sad story… but funny!

HEY! Moony! You're not helping at all!

He's cheering me up though!

Your entertainment is not the highest priority!

Shall we continue please?

Right:

2) This time, I attempted for her to fall 'head over heels in love' with me – literally,

She ended up in the hospital wing for three weeks due to a broken neck; it was not the best start of the school year,

She hexed him so bad he had to stay in the hospital wing twice as long! And she happily served a weeks worth of detention!

Now guys, we don't have to bring too many details #grits teeth#

You know, I'm actually enjoying this!

Bring on #3!

3) Ok, fine, this one I took a different approach, I wrote her a note,

She burnt it,

Right in your face, you had a red spot on your nose from it,

At least it didn't scar!

4) I sent her roses with notes on them

She gave them to Snape,

Who was allergic to them he got snot everywhere on them!

Really, how dare he contaminate those gorgeous flowers for my gorgeous girl!

5) As you have realized I had a daily flirting routine with her every breakfast, lunch, dinner, and before bed and a few extra times on weekends, I never asked her out then… But one time, I casually said 'By the way how about dinner on Friday?'

She flipped,

He had jelly legs for an hour,

6) This was Moony's favorite, I dressed up like a professional scholar, I'm surprised you can spell it! Shut up Moony, anyway so then I looked off of Moony's notes and said all the answers,

The teachers were afraid of him now… too bad it didn't last, he got caught, and Lily hexed him anyway right after Prongs finished the well-known question.

You looked off of MY NOTES! I thought you actually STUDIED! You spent so many hours in the library!

I was not looking up school! I was looking at the Hogwarts records to find the detention record and Quiddich record, Flirting record, They have records for like everything you know! Even the most consumed amount of food record!

They have a food record? I'm in heaven!

This isn't about you!

One can dream!

7) Ok, this one, I dressed up as a French dude, Don't ask, Shut it Moony, anyway, and tried to ask her out, I put a rose in my mouth the whole gig! And –

She shoved the rose in his mouth,

He spent the rest of the afternoon in the loo coughing up petals,

That rose tasted terrible! I must have bought a bad brand…

8) This was a good one Indeed, I still laugh about it, Let me just tell them! Ok, this was a little stupid but I stuck my self to the ceiling, just the feet, When Lily walked into the room I swooped down and asked the question –

#Stifles giggles# MEN DON'T GIGGLE! #fine! Stifles CHUCKLES NOT GIGGLES! # Thank you, now to my criticism! Prongs fell off the ceiling,

He and Lily spent a long time in the hospital wing,

And I enjoyed every minute of it! – Minus the pain anyways…

She was in hell every minute of it, Pompfrey had to ban her wand from her, she was tempted to hex him so bad, she had to be strapped to the bed!

She was on fire… #goes into dream land#

EARTH TO PRONGS!

Huh? What?

Quit daydreaming dirty thoughts about Evans!

What? Who said I was?

We know that look on your face…

Go to confession bad boy!

Hey! But, I… uh… Hogwarts doesn't hold confession! #Sigh# idiots…

I heard Jimmy Olden was being ordained…

Wanna schedule a session Prongs?

Not. Funny.

We're serious Prongs, at least I am…

HEY! I'M SIRIUS! HOW MANY TIMES TO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS! ME, SIRIUS! YOU, IDIOT! PRONGS, GIRL DEPRIVED!

Hey! I'm not THAT deprived!

Thank you for being concise and to the point Padfoot,

No problem

#Prongs and Moony at the same time# Idiot!

9) – 50) This time I poked her every time saying 'will you go out with me? #poke#' again and again!

She slapped you every time!

No comment,

Then don't write anything Padfoot!

I think we should go

Stay tuned for part 2!

Of PLEETSTMDESTBISKSLMSJTSTSISIKSBDASYE

How the hell can you remember that?

Even I can't remember that! And that is surprising

No kidding…coughidiotcough

50 times down… 51 to go- we don't have enough book space to write all 5,987so, we're going with 101

The last 39 attempts were boring but shocking to say it only took them ten minutes!

They have fast mouths and hands, Prongs had red cheeks for weeks!

Lily got detention – who knew she could be a bad girl?

That's one of the 101 reasons why I love her! Hey, I should tell them to you!

1) -

Whoa, Prongs, save it for later, finish the 101 attempts first,

Ok,

The greatest Pursuers ever!

Moony, Padfoot And Prongs the best pursuer!

Shut up Prongs,

A/N I'm done for now I'm thinking of more 'Asking Lily out scenarios' Any suggestions? Please tell me! Also if you have any suggestions for any other chapter here please share it! Bye!