Sorry for the long wait everyone, as you can see I'm REALLY bad at keeping my promises for updating, so to everyone who's reading this I now present you with your very own virtual iphone…because we all NEED an iphone, lol.

Disclaimer: I don't not own Wicked, or Dork Diaries

So today in gym class the teacher announced that we were about to start our hockey section. I don't know anything about Hockey accept that it involves a stick and a puck, and given my totally awesome reputation for being hit with things in gym class, either the puck or the stick will end up in my face

But then things got really weird, the gym teacher announced that the Drama teacher, had auditions for the school musical Wicked, last week but only one person showed up. So she said that if we auditioned and got a part she'd give us extra credit, a passing grade for the Hockey Section, AND a free A! How cool is that!

I figured that if I could just get a small part, I could stand in the back and sing, and get an A for it too! I walked over to Chloe and Zoey to ask if they were going to do the Hockey game or the school play, and they were both literally bouncing off the walls at not having to do the Hockey game, plus they were super excited because since the musical we're doing is Wicked, and they'd read all the books in the series.

"OMG NIKKI! ISNT THIS EXCITING!" Chloe exclaimed.

"YES! WE'LL GO IN THERE AUDTION! AND SOON WE'LL BE STARRING IN OUR OWN REALITY TV SHOWS!" Zoey exclaimed excitedly.

Yes, who knows, we'll all go in there knock'em dead then the next thing you know we'll be the next Tyra Banks! Who cool is that!?

Okay so I have some bad news, apparently every girl in gym class is going to be auditioning for that play so they're not going to have enough parts for everybody, and some of us might get cut. I'm especially worried about Mackenzie since she's walking around bragging to everyone that she had already talked to the drama teacher, who had said that she would be the star of the show!

Well apparently Mackenzie hasn't seen Wicked at all or she'd know that there are TWO CO-stars! I have to admit I'm a little worried though, because sharing the stage with Mackenzie, I can already tell things are going to get ugly.

So today I was at my locker when the strangest thing happened, the crowd of students parted down the Middle like the red sea, and expected to see Mackenzie strutting down the aisle, but instead there was a blonde haired boy who I didn't recognize. Immediately every girl starting jumping up and down pointing and squealing, and I just rolled my eyes and was like, "Just great ANOTHER CCP." But when he walked up to the locker right next to mine I knew things were going to get even crazier for the next few months. So here I am at my locker with Mackenzie on one side of me and the new CCP on the other, just great! How much more cruddy could my life get!

The new girl Lily that I met on my date with Brandon last night, has a locker right next to him! I'm not jealous or anything, I mean who juvenile would that be. Although I'd give ANYTHING to be able to move away from Mackenzie and that CCP! So many people were crowded around their lockers you'd think that they'd just been crowned King and Queen of England or something. By the time I had managed to fight my way through the crowd of people to get through to my locker, I looked worse than one of those old porcelain dolls with ripped clothes, and scars across their faces, and stuff like that.

Thank Goodness, that bell rang or I would've surely been trampled alive. Saved by the bell! I never thought I'd be so happy to hear that bell at the BEGINNING of the day.

So in biology Brandon waved me over and I sat down next to him. He brushed his ever so perfect shaggy bangs out of his eyes, then he stared at me and started blushing, then I stared at him and started blushing, then all this blushing and staring went on forever until he flashed me his infamous goofy smile and said, "So Nikki, I heard you're trying out for the school play."

I gritted my teach and couldn't help but roll my eyes. "I'm going to kill Chloe and Zoey," I muttered.

Brandon chuckled, "No, it's cool, I actually tried out last week, I was the only one who showed up, so when the next batch of students comes through to audition Ms. Kara said I could help judge the auditions.

Oh crap, now I really couldn't mess up my audition, especially with Brandon being one of the judges.

"So what part did you get?"

"I'm not really supposed to tell, but I think I can make an exception for you." Brandon said jokingly. "Anyways, I got the part of Fiyero."

Suddenly Mackenzie sashayed over and rudely dropped her purse on top of all my Biology notes that I was sorting.

"HELLO PEOPLE! IM HERE!" Mackenzie announced.

I rolled my eyes, "Mackenzie you're SUCH a Drama Queen, 50 billion people in China don't give flying rats hinny as to whether you're here or not. " That girl is so incredibly vain I wouldn't be surprised if she ordered the school to replace every single wall with giant mirrors so she could gaze at her reflection 24/7.

Brandon began to laugh but quickly covered it with a fake cough. Mackenzie, just decided to ignore me and began to shamelessly flirt with Brandon while twirling her hair around her fingers over and over. Just watching her made me dizzy!

"So Brandon, I here you're trying out for the school musical? You know I could really use some help with my acting…..hey! I just came up with a brilliant idea what if you tut-"

Brandon who looked extremely bored, and annoyed decided to interrupt. " Actually Mackenzie, I've got to get ready for class so...If you wouldn't mind…"

"Oh well what if I just talked to you while you were-"

"Ahem. Mackenzie, I'm really trying to concentrate on biology." yeah right "So if you wouldn't mind," I finished with a glare.

"Oh, of course, I wouldn't want to interrupt you. I'll talk to you later Brandon when you're not so busy." She finished as she threw me a dirty look and then sashayed back over to her desk when she immediately began to whisper to her BFF Jessica.

Ugh, I just hate it when Mackenzie sashays.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That was me screaming in frustration. Why? And no it's not because of Mackenzie this time! It all started at lunch today.

I somehow managed to get to table 9 where Chloe and Zoey were without falling on my face or anything! Woohoo! I told them what part Brandon had gotten in the school musical and Chloe and Zoey immediately started to make googoo eyes at me, and began shrieking,

"OMG NIKKI! THIS MEANS YOU HAAVE TO GET THE PART OF ELPHABA!"

I just stared at them. I think they had just officially lost their minds!

"Um, guys that's the MAIN part I can't do that!"

Chloe and Zoey just looked at each other in disbelief.

"You mean she doesn't know?" said a wide eyed Zoey.

"Should we tell her?" Asked Chloe.

"Guys! HEY GUYS! Im right here! So I'd appreciate it if you would talk TO me instead of AROUND me."

"I don't know how to say this….but Nikki you do know that there is a…erm…scene, where Elphaba and Fiyero possibly meet together in a forest, a moment that may or may not involve a kiss." said Chloe.

So now I'm sitting in my room sulking because If I don't get the part of this green chick, then I'll be forced to not only play that dreadful game of hockey, but I'll have to watch Brandon kiss another girl! And I'm sure Mackenzie will defiantly be looking in to that part! Ugh! Why is my life so hopelessly cruddy!?

I'd like to send a huge shout out to guest for being so persistent! Thank you!