Yeah, so I'm in the middle of getting my ass plowed by the hottest man alive. Now it took me a while to get adjusted considering that I've never had anyone take my black cherry before, but I have to say, this is actually pretty fun. We've been at it for about an hour now and I don't see an end in sight to be quite frank, I hope there is no end in sight.

"Shannon…" Jeff growls as he pulls my hair which causes a moan to sneak past my lips. "I'm gonna cum again." His hips are moving a lot faster now and the grip on my hair is getting tighter, it's the feeling in the world. "Then c'mon and cum big daddy." I say in a half moan/ half whimper. That was all he needed before he lets out a low growl. He pulls out slowly, making sure the contents in the condom didn't spill out.

"That was amazing." Jeff pants as he lies against the couch, tying the condom into a secure knot.

"Tell me about it." I shrug then crawl next to him.

We have our tender moment; my head on resting on his shoulder while he strokes my ear. Time passes by but the room is filled with a silence, its not awkward but its very assuring, if that can make sense.

"Shan?"

I raise my head and look up at Jeff bracing myself for what may come next.

"I really like you..." He says with a smile.

Holy shit, did I hear right? Did Jeff Hardy just say that he really likes me? A sixteen year old virgin (well, ex-virgin) from North Carolina? I guess the poor guy has low standards.

"but…" there's always a but.

"…but, nothing." Jeff says. He gets up from the ground and searches for his underwear and his pants. "Such a shame this has to be a one time thing." He mutters as he slides on his clothing. My heart speeds up a bit and I feel the adrenaline starting to pump; he just insulted me.

"Believe me, you weren't a day at Disneyland yourself." I raise my eyebrow and he gives me a dry look. "What the hell do you know kid?" He gets defensive and walks towards me. "I know that I was supposed to get off during the fucking."

Oh yes, I went there.

Jeff's face is priceless; it's a mix between him just seeing a giant rat, (and I mean those huge New York City rats, the kind that look like freakin' cats instead of rats) and seeing a ghost. He comes closer to me to the point where he's standing right in front of me. "I really like you." He smirks then kisses me again. "Infact, I could learn to love you." he admits shyly.

At this point I have no idea what the fuck to think! Is he trying to hint that he's kinda falling for me? Because wasn't it HIM that told me not to fall in love with him? How ironic, infact, how Shakespearean.

"You could learn to love me?" I repeat then cock my pierced eyebrow.

Jeff smirks before answering. "You know you heard me."

"Just making sure that I heard you. asshole" On the outside I'm playing it off cool and stoic but on the inside, I'm a hot mess! My knees are weak and my heart is beating quicker than its ever done before.

"Now the question is, will you let me learn to love you?"

Holy fucking shit, what the hell do I say to that? I'm flattered but can I handle a relationship with a rockstar? All of a sudden I'm starting to see spots and they're moving pretty quick, the lightening seems to have gotten much brighter, and now all I see is white.

*THUD*

I fainted.