I do not own anything except for Alyssa.

Alyssa's POV

It felt great to be back! Seeing the guys again has taken a whole lot of tension off my back. Eddy even showed me the DVD I made of torturing the Kankers. We all watched it, Eddy, Ed, and I were laughing our butts off everytime the Kankers did something embarrassing or screamed for dear life. Double D covered his eyes during the whole thing. When I got home after school, I checked the basement. Still how I remembered it. Chains, cuffs, my steel vampire machine (its that thingy that sucks blood and puts it back in), knives, saws, and my baseball bat. There was still the musky smell of death in the room no matter how hard I tried to clean it.

Walking upstairs, I saw a note on the table. Turns out I have a parent in this world as well. It read,

Dear Alyssa,

I am going to work in China for a week, there is leftovers in the kitchen. Your older brother is on the run from the police because of another attempted theft, so I don't know how long he's going to be gone. I hope you can forgive your old man.

Love, Dad

Wtf. Now I have an older brother and a new dad? Well, at least I'll never have to see them... I think. I wonder what happened to my new mom? I'm guessing either dead or ran off with a new guy. The bell rang loudly. "Coming!" I yelled as I pocketed the note. The doorbell then rang multiple times. I opened the door. "Dude, I said I was coming." I saw Ed still ringing the bell. "ED!" I shouted. He stopped.

"Hi Alyssa!"

"Hey Ed, why are you here? Don't you have homework or something?"

"Yep!"

"Aren't you going to go work on it?"

"...work?"

"Nevermind. What are you doing here?"

"Eddy wanted me to get you for his new scam!"

"Uh huh... and that would be...?"

"I dunno." I sighed. Ed was a good guy, but making him run around like this should be having major brain damage on his already damaged brain.

"You tell Eddy I'll be out in a few secs, ok?"

"Heheh... you said a naughty word!"

"What? *sigh* forget it, just tell the guys I'll see them in a bit."

"Okey dokey!" Ed ran off in search of his friends. I swear, how that boy isn't still in kindergarden is a total mystery.

3rd person POV

Ed ran across the street to Eddy's house, where they were working in the garage. Ed was still giggling from his conversation with Alyssa. "Hey Ed, so what she say?" Eddy said, Double D was currently sawing some wood for a stand.

"She said she'd be back after a few pffft... a few... hehe..." He tried to say, but kept giggling. Eddy looked at him weird.

"After a few what lump?"

"After a few... sex she said." Double D smashed his thumb with a hammer. "AAAGHH!" He screamed. His face was totally flustered. Eddy's head instantly started getting filled with rated R images. Alyssa came up from behind and whacked Ed in the head.

"I said SECS. Not SEX Ed. Learn the difference." She said, cheeks red with embarassment. She looked at Eddy, his nose starting to bleed with massive porno overloading his thoughts. "So what exactly are you guys doing this time?" Eddy snapped out of his thoughts.

"Huh? Oh yea, we're selling whatever alive things we can find in Ed's room. We need you to scrape them out." Eddy held out a shovel. Alyssa didn't take it.

"Why don't you do it?"

"Because I don't feel like dying today." Alyssa took the shovel. "Okay then, I'd start under the-" Alyssa raised the shovel a bit. WHAM! Eddy fell to the floor unconcious with a big lump on his head. Ed stood over him with a big shoe at hand and a chicken in the other.

"You aren't selling mister chicken! He's a pretty chicken!" He announced. He held the shoe like a weapon. Alyssa put away the shovel and helped Double D bandage his thumb. After a bunch of drama and weird happenings later, the stand was all set. On it was a stack of cages with hissing, growling beasts from Ed's room. "Jack! Yelonda! Nooooo! I'm not going to let them have youuuuu!" Ed cried out, hugging the cages and crying.

Sarah and Jimmy walked up to the stand slowly. "What are those things?" Sarah asked, slightly disgusted by the thingys in the cages. Eddy stood in the stand and held a cage with some sort of weird monkey and mold combination. It foamed at the mouth and screeched.

"These, are the wonderful mysteries of Ed's room, you can own your very own for the small fee of twenty five cents." Eddys said, tapping the jar. Alyssa leaned up against the stands and plugged in her ipod, not caring about the hissing cages sitting next to her. She kicked one when a tiny clawed hand tried to scratch the girls leg as she flipped through the songs.

"Can we pet one?" Jimmy asked after Eddy had shown a whole cage of dust bunnies.

"Why of course not! Touch it you buy it boy." He said disdainfully. Jimmy dropped a quarter into the jar and Eddy gave him a dust bunny.

"Aww, it's so cute. AAAGHHH!" The dust bunny began to attack and try to eat the poor kid. Alyssa didn't notice and put her headphones around her neck, cranking the volume all the way up. Pressing the 'play' button on 'Daughter of Evil', creepy music began to play. She began to whisper the words, unknowing that the screeching was starting to slow.

There was once upon a time in another place...
An evil kingdom who no person dared to face
And the ruler was a girl so mean, a tiny little princess of only age fourteen.
So many furnitures littered her abode, her loyal servant who's likeness surely showed.
Josephine was what her horse was named
All the riches of the world is what she claimed

Whimpering from the cages started, the story and dark voice Alyssa had used frightened the semi-animals. Eddy and Double D saw her, a creepy smile on her face as the story continued.

If you're short on money that's no fearful thing
Just take it from those who you dangle on a string
To those who feel that they want to bring me down, you'll just tidy up my gown~
Now, bow to me.

The animals were now completely silent and the dust bunny stopped attacking. It fell from the boy and crawled into a tiny ball, whimpering.

Evil flowers, steadily bloom, with an array of colourful doom
But the weeds who feel that they want to stay
They'll just die and feed me the same anyway

"Alyssa! You're scaring our merchandise!" Eddy exclaimed, snapping her out of the song. She turned off the music and saw that it was true.

"Uh, sorry Eddy. My bad." She said apologetically. Ed then grabbed her from behind and held the shoe to her face.

"Are you a princess?" He asked, sniffing her head and arms. She pushed him away and brushed off whatever Ed had left on her arms and head. "I'm not a princess Ed." Jimmy was currently recovering from the bunny attack. Alyssa took the quarter out from the jar and walked over to the sobbing child.

"HEY! That's my cash!" Eddy yelled, trying to grab the money back. Alyssa shoved him off her. She handed the quarter back to Jimmy and helped him get all the dust off.

"Sorry about that Jimmy, I hope you can forgive us for that." She said, brushing off his white pants.

"I-It's alright. Thank you very much for giving me back my money." He said as Alyssa shuffled the dust out of his bleach blonde hair. "Hey, can you tell other stories and sing like you just did? Except it being all scary and stuff." Sarah asked, tugging at her sleeve.

"Um, yea, I guess. But I'm not very good at it." Alyssa modestly answered.

"You scared the poop out of the fuzzy monsters though!" She replied. Eddy pushed her away from Alyssa and yanked the brown haired girl back to the stand. "What the hell Eddy?" She said, the short boy plopped her into the seat next to his and showed her a new blank sign.

"You are going to sell you're stories and other creepy talents so we all can get some dough!" Eddy proclaimed. Alyssa looked at the cages.

"What about them?"

"We'll take them back to Ed's room."

"Sorry Eddy, but I'm not going to do this." she stood and made way back to her house before he grabbed her by the shirt.

"And why not?"

"Because, I do what I want for fun, not for profit!" She shot back. Walking back to the house, she heard someone walking behind her. "Eddy, I just told you, I'm not interes-" She turned to see Nazz, Sarah, and Jimmy. "Oh, um, hey guys."

"Hey girl! I was just talking to these guys and they told me you tell awesome scary stories. I'm holding this big camp out in the woods this weekend, feel like coming?" Nazz offered.

"Sure, sounds awesome. I'm just going to guess, but are the Eds coming?"

"Heck no, those guys are major party crashers."

"Oh. Then I guess I'll see you guys there then."

"Okay, later Alyssa." Nazz said, waving. Sarah and Jimmy waved goodbye as well and followed Nazz. Alyssa walked inside. Eddy, Ed and Double D popped out of the bushes.

"Did you hear that guys? Nazz is holding a camp out this weekend! Think of all the suckers we can scare!" Eddy said excitedly and rubbing his palms together.

"But if I heard right, we aren't invited." Double D pointed out.

"Who cares, Alyssa is going. Don't you wanna see her in her pajamas again?" Eddy asked, Ed laughing a bit. Double D's face turned red.

"N-No! I'm not like you Eddy! I just think this is a bad idea!"

"You think everything I do is bad."

"Exactly!"

"CHICKENS!"