Nopony could remember a time when it had rained so hard. Prince Blueblood and Rarity stood next to the window, the rain beating down.
"Oh Miss Rarity, I was wrong to mistreat you! How have I been so foalish!" Said Prince Blueblood, his lips clearly not moving as he talked.
"I, Empress Rarity, Tyrant of the Underdark forgive you for you're foalishness! Now bow to your new master!" Said Rarity, unmoving, not even looking at Blueblood. A giant hoof moved in, shoving the Prince lying face down on the hard wood of the desk. Another giant hoof came in and shook Rarity as she talked. "You were ignorant, but I shall teach you, for I am merciful."
"Teach me!" said Blueblood, still lying on his face stiff as plastic, "Oh teach me mistress!"
"Well, first, you must learn some generosity!"
A giant hoof pushed in a stiff as a board Applejack.
"Well aint that somethin!" Said the equally plastic Applejack, "A prince bowing to a commoner!"
"This is my friend Applejack. I believe you remember her; you spat out her food right in front of her. Time to make up for crude behavior! Kiss her hooves!"
"Noo! The germs, have mercy Empress Rarity, Tyrant of the Underdark!"
"Afraid of getting dirty? You should have thought of that before! Now kiss them!"
"Oh Celestia, please anything but that!"
"Kiss them you ugly mule!"
Suddenly, Rainbow Dash burst through the door.
"Rarity! There's an emergency!" Spoke RD.
"Don't you know how to knock!" yelled Rarity, hugging the figurines close to her chest, out of sight.
"We need your help Rarity! Ponyville's in danger!"
"I'll be down in the minute!"
RD turned to walk out the door.
"Did you happen to see anything?"
"No, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."