F.F: Thank you all for the reviews. They make me happy. XD Anyway, I've been having a kind of writer's block on what I want Gai and Lee to do. –shivers- I hope this comes out okay….

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As if Gaara's day couldn't get any worse. First his entire village had joined in to some ridiculous song that they had seemingly made up on the spot. Then Temari tried to teach him how to serenade someone. Deidara had tried to teach him how to salsa, and he had watched a shark man rub chum on himself.

But that was nothing that compared to what stood before Gaara know. His brow twitched at the two, green, spandex clad men before him, giving each other the good guy pose. And Gaara felt the need to kill himself multiple times over.

"Gaara!" Lee said as he all but tackled the poor red haired Kazekage to the ground. "It is so nice to see you when you're not trying to kill me?"

Gaara blinked. Oh yes, now he remembered. That one time Gaara had tried to kill Lee during the Chuunin Exams…

"NOT TO WORRY!" Lee shouted. Gaara was sure he went deaf in one ear. "I understand the youthful urges that one receives!"

"Yes, Lee! Forgive him and his foolish ways!" Gai struck a thumbs up sign once more. "And we have heard of your current situation! Allow us to help you!"

Gaara groaned. Did everybody know that he liked a girl? For God's sake, this was getting blown way out of proportion.

"It's alright…" he muttered as he eyed the two staring eagerly at him. "I'll figure this out on my"

"NO! WE INSIST!" They chimed together before they each grabbed one of Gaara's arms and dragged him off to God knows where.

"If you want to make a girl like you, you must impress her! You must woe her! And there is only one way in which you can do that!" Gai said as they continued to drag Gaara through the woods.

"Listen to the wise and powerful Gai-sensei, Gaara! For he knows all!" Lee chirped in, his eyebrows waggling happily.

Gaara felt the sudden urge to reach up and pull them off.

"Do you know what that one way is, Gaara?" Gai asked.

Gaara groaned. "Something stupid," he muttered unhappily.

Obviously, the insult went through Gai's head, or he interpreted it as something else. "That's right!" Gai flashed a smile and a few birds ran into a tree due to the brightness of it. "THE ONLY WAY TO GET SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU IS TO BE AS YOUTHFUL AS POSSIBLE!"

"YOSH!" Lee screamed happily, punching his free fist into the air. "TEACH US GAI-SENSEI!"

The two arrived back in the clearing where Tenten was sharpening her kunai and Neji was staring at a twig with such intensity that it might burst into flames at any second.

"Hey, Gaara," Tenten greeted happily. "We already heard…"

"HOW?!" Gaara yanked himself free of the two taijutsu specialist's grip and glared at the four. "How does everyone know my business?!"

Little did Gaara know that there was a secret, "Gaara Hotline," started by some random fan girl that spread Gaara's business all throughout the shinobi world. It included times that he bathed, trained, ate, went to the bathroom, and a wonderful description of the books and other things in his possession.

So everyone just ignored him in fear that Gaara might destroy said fan girl and cut the world off from his personal business.

"I have woed many a girl!" Gai pointed at himself.

"Really, Gai-sensei!?" Lee asked, his eyes watering.

"They can't stand to be away from this handsome beast!" his teeth sparkled.

"TEACH ME GAI-SENSEI!! TEACH ME SO THAT I MAY CAPTURE THE HEART OF MY BELOVED CHERRY BLOSSOM!" Lee bounced up and down.

"The last girl Gai-sensei tried to 'woe'," Neji spoke casually, "Moved to the other side of the village, changed her name, and got a restraining order."

"And that other woman tried to kill herself when Gai-sensei came down her chimney during Christmas," Tenten added.

Gaara's suspicion was confirmed. Never take dating advice from Gai, Lee, Kisame, Deidara, Temari, or Kankurou.

"Now, the first step of being youthful is to put a smile on!" Gai said, flashing a smile. "To get your teeth as shiny as mine, you should floss, brush and use mouth wash after every bit of food you take!"

"YOSH!" Lee chimed in agreement.

"Now, Gaara, show us your smile!" Gai said with an even bigger grin.

Gaara's mouth formed into a snarl as he glared up at Gai with all his might. The mighty man in green spandex frowned before a light bulb lit up above his head. "I know!"

With that he produced two clothespins out of seemingly now where and pinned Gaara's lips up into one of the most disgusting and disturbing smiles ever. A few squirrels dropped dead at the site.

"And last but not least," Lee said, grinning like a Cheshire cat.

"To woe the ladies," Gai continued.

"Here we go," Tenten sighed.

"Five," Neji began the countdown.

"You must wear."

"Four."

"These super comfy."

"Three."

"Stretchy and attractive,"

"Two."

"Latest fashion…."

"One," Neji said as he went back to staring at the twig.

"SPANDEX!!" Gai and Lee held out a pair of green spandex.

Gaara could probably not tell you how fast he ran away from those two crazed imbeciles. Probably faster than Lee with a sugar rush. He didn't pay attention to where he was going, and soon crashed straight into everyone's favorite perverted Sennin.

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FF: XD There's the chapter. If you have an idea, please send it to me! R&R! Oh…and did anyone else but me notice that Lee and Gai fit perfectly into this story without me having to change their personality?