January 17th, 2012
My country is heated up with 2 things since 2011 back the, actually.
First, it's Korea and second, corruptions.
Korea is AWESOME.. More than Prussia, or even Facebook. Whoa, back then when I found myself stranded in the place which filled with some uninspired people/countries of music, I took a bow, turn my head 360° from left, and right, and left, and right, and my head goes on and on and on and on, I stumped my feet, thousand times, flipped back, said some bad words, float, very high, caught the stars, slept beneath the clouds, fell of, got wet, LMAOing, turn my head normally 90°, and closed my right eye.
I discovered Korea.
I didn't get any of broken necks or legs; I found an awesome country to match with.
I saw him wearing cool school uniform without any ties and belts (still cool), singing with the other Koreans, dancing with cool poses, magnificently auto-tuned their voice, with handsome face. But those are the males, because the females I found were absolutely prettier. So cute, so sparkly, so shiny, so beautiful….
K-pop is soooooooo ga-rayt!
I've created loads and loads of boy bands and girl bands, happily sang some certain too much auto-tuned songs, dancing some certain moves again-and again, held some concerts, with him too, learnt his languages, Made a fan book, created some magazines and booklets about him, promoted things using him, accept whatever he is even if he's gay, held vacations on his place, putted plenty of CCTVs around his place, create an article, reported in the news channels, dunce with him, learnt his languages all over the school (for certain schools and ethnic Cia-Cia lol).
And since my first discovery WAS discovered, I chase him all time.
Took photos, said 'SARANGHAEE' many times, followed him hundred times, asked his autographs, ran all to his house, hurled all the chocolates and gifts, captured great moments whenever he's in his bathroom, spied his nap time, bought all things he bought, etc,,,
I've owned lots of boy band and girl bans just like his. He's my inspiration! My TRULY inspiration! Like, OMG, He's so awesome I have many photos of him 10.000 years ago including his burnt one and bare ones! :D. Lots of my people love K-Pop and more boy bands so much, as I do! Now my memory card is ended with song by Korea itself! I love him so much, I guess!
Malaysia said that I'm too foolish for being a country that has some fanaticisms with other country by their singers and dancers, but I don't care! Moreover, Singapore said that it is ok to like anything that you like but if it isn't popular then you may be lost in the world or even placed in the last place for knowing newest information and topics.
I don't really think about that, since she spotted me yesterday watching K-Pop videos while I was chatting with some of my provinces in the middle of the X time ASEAN meeting at the same time and she was mad at me. Also, she said that K-Pops and too much provinces infected me like this and it's BAD, while Malaysia silent-hardly laughed at me, seeking mischievously. Still, I don't mind! D:
In addition, yesterday, I stalked him walking in his luxury traditional-looking apartment again, as always~!. Look, I've got so many things about him right now!
He sleeps without pillows.
He likes kimchi.
He loves his aniki (Anyone knows it?) too much.
He eats breakfast in his bedroom.
He took a bath thrice a day.
He likes math.
He is a technology expert (He owns an ability to edit his photos into a masterpiece!)
He's awesome.
He is often to hold concerts in his place.
He loves longhaired and yellow-skinned girl.
Etc.
Korea was still continuing his career now, and that proud face of yours! Holy great go K-Pops~! :D
But still, I'm not a gay person something. My Nyo version is more fanatic.
And for the second heated thing, um…
I know chameleons are only geckos who own a magic power of laser beams full of rainbows, but I think it's too bad if it happens to my governments. And it happened.
I own lots of rats (corruptors) in my house and usually they act like humans. They run and run all the way in my house, my bedroom, my bathroom, my backyard, etc, as they eat all moneys I have. It's so annoying, sometimes they went to Malaysia's house or even Singapore's, and they stay in there. That's the only thing who sickening her most besides cigarettes, and, yes.
Sometimes those rats are found in/on/above my meeting table, and that was happened in yesterday either. I came late as always with Malaysia (Who tried to blame me for the late part) and sat in a proper seat, but when I wanted to open my draw I spotted two of them. It wasn't a rare accident, really.
Last week, Singapore said that I have to buy some cats, to shoo away all my rats so they won't come again to my house again. And she laughed as I said that if all the cats became rats, what would you do?
Moreover, it happened. Again.
I did, I bought some cats, and at the first time, they were working well, but in the fourth day, I couldn't find them anywhere. And then when I checked my bed, there's something under my bed. I saw two a rather-huge rats. They're still wearing blue ribbons I've gave for them. So there's two options left, Whenether they (rats) eat the cats, or the cats had transformed into a two huge mice.
She thought that I was making some jokes for her, but when I told her that I didn't she slapped me. In a certain way. She told me that I am a useless country with those rats that can only annoy each of my neighbor country, and disappeared. I can't imagine that properly, so all I need to do is owe a magician that brought some papers in a box filled with corruptions that my boss have done, and he made all the papers disappeared.
First, the judge didn't really think that it's a magic because disappearing papers in a box for a magician contest is quite lame plus funny, but when he knew that the papers were all the corruptions happened in my country, he choose that magician as a permanent winner. It's magic! MAGIC~!
Awesome, isn't it? You can watch that show in my cigarette commercial~!
Wait, cigarettes?