DISCLAIMER! I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING RELATED TO NARUTO!
*Sasuke's P.O.V.*
I was in the kitchen when suddenly, Naruto popped out of a closet and said "Boo!"
I raised an eyebrow at him and said "You really think I'd be afraid of that after everything else?"
He tilted his head to the side as if confused, then remembered. "Oh. Yeah." He looked down at the floor, sad.
"That's not your fault Naru. Besides, I'm the one that brought it up. It's not your fault Itachi's a monster."
"Well… okay. I was just making sure."
"Ok… so…" God this was turning awkward. I had to do something to change the mood, and fast. "So… should we tell everyone that we're dating?"
"Oh! Yeah! I want to, but if you don't…" He looked down at his feet.
"Of course I'll tell people. I don't care if they know. I mean really, what will they do? Call me a fag and try to kick my ass? I'd like to see them try."
"Well, ok, so what do you want to do now?"
"Um… I think we have to go practice with Kakashi at 12… What time is it now?" I asked.
He looked down at his watch, then back to me. "How pissed will he be if we're late?"
"Um… really pissed? Why?"
"Cuz it's 1:15."
Oh shit! We are so dead! "Common naruto! We gotta get there as fast as we can and be lucky if he doesn't kill us!"
We ran out the room and a few minutes later were in front of an angry-looking Kakashi.
*Naruto's P.O.V.*
We walked up to Kakashi and saw him sitting there pissed.
"And where exactly were the two of you? Naruto I can imagine being late, but not you, Sasuke."
"Uh… w-we… were, um…" My raven-haired boyfriend mumbled.
"We were at his house having fun."
I looked back over to see Sasu staring wide-eyed at me.
"Naruto… what does 'having fun' mean exactly?" questioned Sakura.
"We just hung out and talked. Why?"
She replied "Because it sounds kind of… gay."
She glanced back over at Sasu, then added "But… uh… I know that you would never be gay Sasuke. I'm just saying that Naruto is g-"
"We're dating." Sasuke blurted out.
"You're what?" Sakura and Kakashi said in unison.
"Yeah. I guess I'm gay now." he added.
"B-b-but-t-t… you can't be! That's not fair!" she yelled.
"Yeah, so fucking what? Life's not fair. Don't give me that shit about how life's not fair cuz the guy you like is gay. At least your family wasn't slaughtered by your own brother! At least you can come home to a family that loves you! So don't you give me a shitty lesson on how 'life's not fair."
Tears poured from his angry black eyes as he stormed off.
Kakashi and Sakura stood motionless, still shocked by Sasu's outburst.
I ran off looking for him and bumped into Gaara along the way. "Oh. Hey Gaara. Have you seen Sasu?
He gave me a strange look, then said "No, I haven't. But I've been meaning to ask you… do you also like Sasuke? He told me that you're gay too and-"
"We're dating now, and yeah, he told me all about you too."
"Wait. You two are dating? Since when?"
"Umm… today." I said nervously."
"Yesterday he was straight, so how did that happen?"
"I don't really know." I admitted. "It just sorta did."
His expression turned to hurt and anger and he pushed passed me, muttering something about "Damn bastard turning Sasu gay right after I told him I-" and then it was too quiet to hear anymore.
Oh wow. Good move Naruto. Go ahead and make more enemies. As if you don't already have enough.
I wandered off again in search of Sasu.
I went to his house and pushed open the door. "Sasuke?" I said to the seemingly empty house.
I heard sobbing in another room and walked inside to comfort him.
I sat on the bed next to him and he was crying out "God I hate everything. Life just completely sucks!"
"Common, it'll be okay Sasu. Don't worry about it. And besides, now you have me."
He leaned over and layed on top of me, crying into my shirt. He gave me a sloppy kiss, then fell asleep on my chest.
Author's Note: :] Shonen-ai!
Muwahahaha! ~It's turning gay fast, don't cha think?
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