The Power Of YOUTH!
"Being a baby sucks," Seriously, being helpless and totally reliant on others fucking blows. Have you ever been the former nightmare of a planet only to be reduced to a feeble infant? No? Then fuck off with all your petty bullshit complaints; my problems are definitely worse than yours. Besides, I'm just straight up better than you. Bitch, I'm Madara.
"Fuckin' shutup pissbag. Your incessant whining isn't going to make it any better. So you're a kid and ya can't train ya body fer shit, train your damn mind and ya gamer powers fuckwit; you obviously need to work on the peabrain o' yours."
"...Fuck you…"
"Ya gonna train or what?"
"Yes, but not because you-"
"JUST FUCKIN' DO IT ALREADY! Goddamn, kids today…"
And so I began to plan whilst simultaneously focusing on my environment. I was aware of two things for sure: 1; I have no idea where or even when I am. And 2; I am not going to waste my time bring peace to the ungrateful fucks that call themselves human, especially in a world that may not even be my own. My only plan so far is to just fuck around, maybe kill some people and blow up some villages; might start a war or two just for fun.
"That seems unlike you."
"You die four times and tell me you still give a shit about your childhood dreams. I tried to save them, I really did. But I see now that you cannot save those who do not wish to be saved. I will not waste my time on a pointless endeavor made even more irrelevant by this not even being my world."
"Wiser words you have never said."
"You mentioned training my gamer abilities, how would I go about that?"
"Think 'Observe'."
'Observe', truthfully I didn't know what to expect but,
Wood Ceiling: A primitive ceiling made of poor quality wood, a harsh wind wood level this shit hovel in seconds
Gained skill: Observe
Observe lets you see in detail(depends on level) what an object or person is. HIgher levels show more detail and will extrapolate on details given.
I was surprised I had only now gained such a useful ability. This had so much potential it was stunning. "I am going to spam the shit out of this ability."
"{sniff sniff} I'm so proud."
From then on I would never merely observe anything, no I would Observe instead. I knew full well this could flood my mind with years worth of useless information but I would be able to know damn near everything about anything I saw.
"Any more advice to bestow upon me?"
"When you get older stick your hand in the air and shout 'ID: Create, you'll only need to shout it a few times before it levels up enough that you can just say it or think it."
I decided to try it right now and was met with a resolutely disappointing and infuriating message.
Newborns cannot use magic. Bitch.
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