Okay, just to let you know, I have decided to upload this chapter after all of the Season 19 episodes were aired. Plus, I've been busy. (Fucking school, man!) Anywho, hope you all enjoy this short chapter. And Happy New Year!

And so I am no longer "transgender". I got sick of using the "cissy" bathroom anyway. I finally cut my hair and looked like my normal self again. I had other things to worry about; one of them being: Cupid Me tells me I'm gay.

That night, when I was 98% sure that my mom was asleep, I got up out of bed, changed my clothes, and snuck out of the house. I decided to take a walk through the neighborhood, and was heading towards Stark's Pond.

When I arrived, I saw that somebody else read my mind and was already there: Kenny.

"Kenny? The fuck are you doing here?" I asked. He looked up.

"(I could ask you the same question.)" he answered.

"I came here, because I fucking wanted to."

"(Well then that's my answer to your question.)"

I sat down next to him. He was still staring at the water, supposedly pondering. We were quiet for a minute, until he spoke up.

"(So, why are you really here?)"

"Dude, I fucking told you already!" I snapped. "I'm fucking here because I fucking wanna be!"

He continued staring into space.

"(You're lying.)" he said nonchalantly. "(I bet you're here because you're trying to take your mind off of someone special. Don't think I didn't know what you were going to say to Kyle before you stomped off.)"

Shit, this dude is smarter than I thought. But how can I know for sure that Kenny knew what I was going to say? Let's find out.

"Oh, really? What did you think I was going to say?"

He smirked.

"(You were probably going to say, 'Well excuse me for thinking that it's too cute to piss you off!')" He was making princess-in-love-with-prince gestures to piss me off. Fuck. He really does know me.

I blushed out of anger. God fucking damn it! I hate Kenny so fucking much right now!

"What the fuck, Kenny? I wasn't going to say that gay shit, asshole!"

"(Okay, whatever you say)." He sang while laughing his ass off. This was when I decided to ask him questions to try to wipe that smile off his face.

"Why are you really here, Kenny?" I began. "You here to think about making out with Butters or Stan without wanting to hear your drunk parents arguing and shit?"

My plan worked. His faced turned from a smile to a glare. Now it was his turn to deny.

"(What the fuck are you talking about?)"

"You know exactly what I'm talking about."

"(No, I don't know.)."

So, he wants to play dumb. How amusing.

"Hmm, let's see. You decided to go to Hawaii with Butters. During Halloween, when we were dressed up as the Avengers, Stan told you to 'stay gold'. He also saved you when we were trapped in a cavern because of that Manbearpig dude. And while we were playing that GoT game where we dressed as humans and elves, I believe that Butters had a crush on the wonderful, Princess Kenny."

He was dumbfounded.

"(What the hell, dude!?)" was all that came out of his mouth. I laughed my ass off and let out a loud "Ha!" in his face.

"Oh my friend, Kenny," I laugh. "Did I 'accidently' push one of your buttons?"

"(Fuck off, Cartman.)" He flipped me off, stood up and just stomped away.

And then I was alone. Why me? I ask myself.

Eventually, I was too bored to kick any more rocks and throw some into the pond. So, I just walked back home to return to my slumber.

How was that? Lame, or nah? Hope you enjoyed this short-ass chapter. LOL! And so I hope to return with more once I get a chance to. Toodles!