Hey everypony! Here is another chapter. This is when evil shit comes to play, YAY!
Anyways, MY TEAM BEAT THE NUMBER TWO RANKED TEAM! I'M SO HAPPY!
If you guys are still waiting for my next story, the football playoffs tournament, then I am still waiting for the next last competitor to finish up.
Oh, by the end of the chapter, I will do a random question, since everybody else is doing it!
But without further a-do, lets get to it!
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CHAPTER 4
THE PARTY
Back on Mobius.
"Da fuck? How did I get back here?" Blade asked out loud as he suddenly woke up to find that he was in White Acropolis.
Blade looked around to see that he was in the middle of a valley he used to camp out at, but he couldn't see his tent.
'I should head back to town.' Blade thought. However, just as he turned around, loud roars came from above. Blade's head shot upward, and his jaw dropped.
At least 200 dragons were circling him like Vultures. Then Blade noticed that they all were slightly bigger and had lightning cackling out.
"What? No! It can't be true!" The dragons all land and surrounded Blade.
"Um...hi dad...and dad...and dad. H-how was your d-d-days?" Blade never felt so afraid then. He tried to reach for his swords, but only felt his belt and quills. He looked down and saw that they were gone.
"Well, shit." Blade said out lout, before all of the copies of his father charged up a lightning based inferno.
"Okay, dad, can we work something out?"
"NO! WE CAN'T!" Blade heard Fluttershy's voice.
"Wait, Fluttershy?"
The copies then spewed out their lightning.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Fluttershy's Cottage, day of Pinkie's Party.
Fluttershy was making pancakes for Blade and herself. She was also making tea as her version of caffeine. When she saw the outlines of Blade.
"Good morning Blade, how was your night's rest?" She said with a smile.
Blade groans a bit. "I had better ones." Blades eyes were similar to bloodshot, and were forced closed halfway.
Fluttershy looked at Blade, and her eyes grew small of worry. "Oh, you poor thing, what happened?"
"Just a bad nightmare, nothing too bad." Blade sat down. And rubbed his eyes. After the tea was done, Fluttershy kindly made a cup for Blade. Despite tea not being Blade's cup of coffee, he kindly took it. He needed some form of caffeine, as he doubted they had Mountain Dew.
Fluttershy set down the plates, and they begin to chow down.
"Could you, uhm, you know, tell me about, uhm, your dream, if its okay with you, of course." Fluttershy asked, afraid of the fact that it might be of Blade's personal buisness.
Blade thought it over. He wanted to tell her, but he remembered one thing.
NO, WE CAN'T!
After a moment, Blade told her everything except the part that she was in.
"I'm so sorry, Blade." Fluttershy said, guilty for making Blade remember his nightmare.
"No, no, its fine." Blade said. After he eats his pancakes, he says, "Lets go to the party."
10 hours later.
We see Applejack with a mobian that we didn't see in the last few chapters by the name of Aura. I would tell you what he looks like, but because I'm lazy, I will tell you to go to his profile and look up the appearance, or just use your imagination (#lazywriter). Anyway, Aura walks up to where the party is being held at.
"So, this is Sugarcube Corner?" Aura asks.
"Eyup, best bakery in all o' Equestia! And home to da best parties too." Applejack said.
'To be honest, this place needs a sign. For all a newcomer would tell, this is the Gingerbreadpony's House.' Aura thought.
The walk to the door and enter. He was surprised. There was a dance floor and a dj booth as well as multiple games spread out.
Pinkie Pie jumps to the DJ booth and talks to the unicorn stationed there. After a double salute, Pinkie left to greet Aura and Applejack.
"OmigoshAuraandApplejacksogladyoucanmakeit!" She said so fast it was amazing that Aura could keep up.
"Howdy Sugarcube! I see dat you got my famous Apple cider." Applejack said.
"Yep. Aaand I got the apple dunking game set up! Come and see!" Pinkie bounced to a table.
"Go 'head an' mingle. I'll be right back." Applejack said.
Aura sat on a chair, then another hedgehog, an Ultrahog as he calls himself, that wasn't introduced earlier came and sat next to him. Once you picked up his name, go look under his profile and read his appearance. I don't like explaining this complicating shit.
"Sup Aura. Liking this world?" The Ultrahog said.
"Yeah, its okay. How do you like it Sora?" Aura replied.
"I find the everyday life of Equestrians quite peaceful. Remember back on Mobius we seem to have a constant threat of being attacked?"
"Yeah, I kinda picked up on the peace part back on the farm."
"Speaking of farms, how's it been?"
"Well..."
Flashback
"Let's go 'edgehog, hual dat cart!"
"HNN, it's heavy as hell, mam."
"I don-give a buck 'bout no weight, hual dat!"
Later
"Come on! This is takin' ya 5 times as long!"
"THIS IS NOT A ONE MAN JOB!"
End flashback
"...I'd say it was a good workout."
Sora grins. "Getting sweet on the apple farmer?"
Aura blushes, but turns his head away. "I, I don't have any idea what your talking about."
Sora saw the blush, however. "Ooh, Aura's going heads over heels for Applejaack!" Sora only whispered this and playfully punched Aura's shoulder. "So, you gonna dance with the lucky girl?"
"I don't know. Maybe."
Gold, Tails, and Twilight walks in, and Pinkie greets them. Gold and Tails walk over to a chess game and started a game.
"Since when did we play a game of chess?" Gold asks.
"Not since the second day we were friends."
"Ohh, those were good times."
"I know right. You can have first move."
Gold moved a pawn up two.
"You know something I noticed about Blade from the meeting?" Gold asked as Tails moves another pawn foward.
"What? All I noticed was that his stomach was grumbling." Tails answered. "Your move."
Gold thought for a minute, the moved a different pawn foward 1. "Not that. He seemed happier."
Tails moved the same pawn up one. "What do you mean?"
"You know back in White Acropolis he was, you know, focused on the destruction of the dragon race?"
Gold moved his knight, as Tails said, "That made him depressed. One time all he was doing was training his body." Tails moved a knight foward as well.
"Well, I noticed that he was, well, not angry, like he was at peace."
"You think the absence of evil might have an effect on him?"
"Probably, but I think it has something to do with that Fluttershy pony."
"Where are you going at, Gold?"
"That Blade could actually have a love interest."
Tails laughed. "Seriously, Gold? They have nothing in common!"
"They actually have a lot more in common."
"What do you mean? Fluttershy's, well, shy, and Blade can be a social butterfly. Fluttershy won't hurt a fly, while Blade used to hunt dragons. Fluttershy is the element of kindness, while can be an asshole sometimes."
"True, true." Gold sees as Sonic, Brian, Rainbow, and Rarity walks in. "Its just that oppisites can atrract. Checkmate by the way."
Pinkie greets the four like usual, and Sonic and Brian go to the snack table.
"So, Agent Sonic." Brian says while pouring himself a cup of punch. "How is your stay in this world?"
"It's great! There's no Egghead to fight, and I got an awesome friend that is just like me!" Sonic says as he stuffs his mouth with some chips.
Brian raises his eyebrow. Before he could continue on, Sonic asks, "Anyway, how's your stay?"
Brian takes a sip. "Miss Rarity is quite the company to have. She is quite the accomplished fashion designer."
Sonic nods. The conversation between these two are actually short lived.
Fluttershy and Blade walk in, with Pinkie greeting the two. But this time...
A unicorn by the name of Vinyl Scratch started the record once the last "guest of honor." As the lights turned off, certain lights turned on.
"GOOD EVENING EVERYPONY!" She boomed into the microphone. "AND WELCOME TO PINKIE PIE'S WELCOMING PARTY! TONIGHT, WE ARE GOING TO WELCOME THE MOBIANS! SO WHEN YOU SEE A WEIRD LOOKING THING, WELCOME IT!"
You might be wondering why she has to shout all that out. But you have to understand that I pondered for about 2 minutes thinking why she wouldn't. Anyway,
"ANYWAYS, LETS PARRRRRTAAAAAY!"
[Play Rage The Night Away by Steve Aoki ft. Wocka Flocka Flame]
Lights spray at random spot in the bakery, as to every mobian in that backery ponders why they would think this would be a half-ass party.
So they spread out to do random stuff. Gold and Sonic go to the dance floor, Brian and Tails talk about life, Aura and Sora goes to play on the Playstation (don't ask how thats there, it's Pinkie's) and selected Mortal Kombat (also Pinkie's), and Blade goes over to the bar.
During the song, Sonic and Gold were doing sick dance moves. During the final "drop," the ponies yelled "DANCE CONTEST!"
Sonic went first, and he did and 1080 on his head, and a 360 on his finger tips.
Then Gold went, and did a smoother and better version of the robot.
Sonic went again, and did a spin dash and bounce, while posing in mid air.
Then Gold went, and did a 1440, then a backflip, then that thing were you crouch, and spin back up.
Then Sonic put his hands in the air, all the ponies cheered.
Then Gold put his hands up, all the ponies cheered equally.
The two eyeball each other.
"It will be settled." Sonic said.
"Sooner than later, we will see." Gold said.
"HEY GUYS, THE BLADE DUDE AND APPLEJACK ARE HAVING A DRINKING CONTEST!" A random pony yelled out.
Aura and Sora quit there little match and went to see whats going on (more relunctantly Aura), as well as Brain and Tails as they pushed their way to the front.
Applejack and Blade were taking shots. Basically 50% Apple Cider and 50% Alcohol. They were already 5 shots in.
Applejack took her sixth shot, and spat.
Blade took his sixth shot, and grimmaced at the ammount of alcohol. But then shook it off.
The crowd was cheering for whomever would win. A lot of ponies are cheering for Applejack, because they knew how tough she was with this sort of game.
"Applejack, Applejack, Applejack..."
But some thought about it, and even though Blade is grimacing about the taste, he seem unaffected by the concoction, so they started cheering for him.
"Blade, Blade, Blade, Blade, Blade..."
About 100 shots later.
Both the contestants were flat out drunk.
"Why aren't ya givin' up, pardner?" Applejack asked in a very southern accent before burping.
"Cuz Blade *hiccup* neva *hiccup* losses. *hiccup*" Blade replied, voice slurring.
Applejack downed her 101st shot, the crowd cheering. Blade downed his, his crowd cheering.
"Isn't this dangerous for her?" Aura asked Twilight.
"Despite what I think, this pony is very, tough. Isn't this dangerous for your friend?" She answered.
"To be honest, he is kinda famous for surviving shit that would normally knock us out."
Sooner than later they were going to reach 200.
But Applejack had trouble reaching her cup to her mouth, and before her lips touched alcohol again, she passed out. Blade's group cheered as he raised his hands. "YEAH! That's wah happens *hiccup* when you mess *hiccup* with me! *hiccup* I think *hiccup* I'm gonna *hiccup* go to sleep...*hiccup*" And with that Blade passed out.
Rainbow Dash elbowed Twilight and Gold elbowed Brian. Both were holding sharpies and had evil grins on their faces. The two just looked at them with faces that sternly said no. Both gave sad faces and backed away.
Aura stepped foward and offered to help take Applejack home. While Sonic helped take Blade to Fluttershy's cottage.
And that was Pinkie's party in a nutshell, to be honest. I'm not good at this stuff. Oh well.
Alright, chapter ends here, and it is 2,250 WORDS!
So, the moment you are all waiting for, the random question!
This chapter's random question is...other than Fanfiction and brony stuff, what is your after school activity? As you can tell, mine is sports.
As you here from the intro, MY TEAM BEAT THE NUMBER TWO RANKED SCHOOL! It was close as hell! 33-31 as a matter of fact. Now to CIF semifinals, against a team with the exact same play style as we do! Literally, we know what their calls are and they know what our calls are. This is gonna be a very good game. Wish me luck!
Otherwise, as BADA555W0RD, goodnight, and POTATOES!
