A/N: Five hundred, twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes! – RENT!
Don't ask, it was the first song that popped into my head. I'm on a roll with this weird stuff, so I'm not stopping anytime soon. One reviewer said that the title makes people want to read it, so I guess that's why anyone really bothers. ANYWAY . . . I promise this one will make absolutely no sense what-so-ever.
"THE FARMER IN THE DELL, THE FARMER IN THE DELL, HI-HO THE DAIRY-OH, THE FARMER IN THE DELL!" Ryan sang on his way to golf practice.
He reached the church, so now he was allowed to eat his Big Mac. He started to rap like his idol Nelly, and a crowd gathered around him. Sharpay came up to the stoplight and pressed the explode button, so there was a large traffic jam. Since there was jam, she might as well have some peanut butter and make an entire sandwich.
Suddenly, the small chipmunks leaped from the tall buildings because they thought they were Spiderman. Actually, Troy was really Spiderman, but he changed his name to Darth Ostrich. He was the lead singer of a band as well. The band was called "Hole in My Socks." They had a one-hit wonder, and they kept trying to make come backs, but all the members ended up dying tragic deaths such as getting poisoned by an alien skunks.
As all this was going on, Kelsi decided it was her turn to get in on the action. She threw coffee on a nearby carnival worker, so the Ferris wheel started to run away with all of the little children still dancing on it. Taylor was on this wheel, and so she jumped off and landed on a couch that was conveniently placed outside city hall.
Chad's grandma organized a Pilates group on the top of East High. It was so popular with all of the pirates, that they had to make trips to the local aquarium.
Since the town was in such havoc, the Powerpuff Girls were called to the scene of the crime. They were only small kindergarten girls, so they weren't able to do much! They needed to call the real superhero!
His name was . . . SEWAGE MAN! He had the power to make all of the sewage in the city come out of the pipes and clean up the town. He did this with a straw.
Once the monkey was back in his cage, he was able to create his Play-Doh sculptures again with the help of his assistant, Pinocchio.
Ryan led a goat on a leash around town to signify the safety of the town. Troy was so happy because he strongly enjoys farm animals. As soon as the coast was clear, they were able to send in the donuts.
A/N: Now that that chapter is over with . . . don't you just feel happy?
My life is complete . . . but I'm not done with this yet.