"Check that, I got to be a teacher!" Silver said in front of Blaze after reapplying for a job.

"Too bad." Blaze said as she walked to the kitchen.

"What do you mean too bad?" Silver questioned as he followed Blaze.

"Sonic's getting stuffed in an oven preheated to broil." Blaze said. She peeked through the window on the door as students shoved Sonic in the oven and locked the over door. The students didn't watch, because they left the kitchen trying to figure out how Knuckles was going to fit into the smaller classroom ovens.

Silver watched in horror as he backed away from the door.

"Is this what happens to all the teachers?" He asked Blaze.

"Yeah, but that's not all…" Blaze said as she turned to face Silver. "Look at this."

"What? T-That?" Silver pointed at the fork Blaze just held up.

"Yeah."

"What's wrong with that?"

"The students bent it 3 degrees to the right!"

"AAAAAHHH!!!" Silver ran down the hallway. Blaze chuckled to herself. Nothing beats scaring the crap out of Silver. Suddenly, a loud bang came from the kitchen. As Blaze walked through the kitchen door, she found that Sonic managed to break the oven door and get out. As Sonic got up, he saw Blaze standing in front of him.

"How did it feel in there?" Blaze asked.

"Burning…" Sonic said.

"Hey, it's alright now, ain't it?" Blaze said as she patted Sonic on the shoulder, which she quickly regretted. Sonic was just as hot as the oven.

It was a rainy day, and the students didn't bother coming to school, so all the teachers in the school were the only things existing in the school. Or so they thought. About a hundred students still came today and they've been torturing Knuckles in his office the entire time so the teachers didn't notice them. They were busy enjoying themselves when a beat-up Knuckles ran up to Sonic.

"Sonic! Help! The students put a shock collar on me that shocks me whenever I feel pain!" Knuckles said.

"Oh nonsense, there are no students here today!" Sonic said.

"There are! They put a shock collar on me!"

"You should take that collar off, it looks really silly." Sonic said as he lightly hit Knuckles on the arm.

"Ow!" Knuckles said as he rubbed his arm. "AAAAAIIIEEEEE!!!" Knuckles screamed as the shock collar shocked him. Then shocked him again from the pain the electric charge was giving him.

"Whoa! Neat! How'd you do those realistic effects?" Sonic asked. A furious Knuckles put his finger on Sonic's hand. Then, the shock collar released another charge, electrocuting both of them.

"I… see." Sonic said as he drew his numb hand away from Knuckles' finger.

"Shocking, isn't it?" Knuckles replied.

"So… Is Sonic out of the oven yet?" Silver asked Blaze.

"Yeah." Blaze replied.

"How is he?"

"I think he's really hot." Blaze said. (Insert cheering SonicXBlaze fans here)

"WHAT!? HOT?" Silver screamed.

"Yeah, I mean look at my hand! I burned myself while patting him on the shoulder!" Blaze said as she held up her hand.

"Oh, so that's what you mean."

"Yeah, what other definition is there?"

"So… You don't have an interest in him"

"No, I'm not interested in anyone."

(Insert SonicXBlaze fans plotting my untimely demise in my bushes outside my window here)

(Insert SilverXBlaze fans plotting my untimely demise in my bushes outside my window here)

(Insert ShadowXBlaze fans plotting my untimely demise in my bushes outside my window here)

(Insert VectorXBlaze fans plotting my untimely demise in my bushes outside my window here)

(Insert EspioXBlaze fans plotting my untimely demise in my bushes outside my window here)

(Insert TailsXBlaze fans plotting my untimely demise in my bushes outside my window here)

(Insert KnucklesXBlaze fans plotting my untimely demise in my bushes outside my window here)

(Insert EggmanXBlaze fans plotting my… Actually, we can do without that.)

(Insert BigXBlaze fans plotting my untimely demise in my bushes outside my window here)

(Insert JetXBlaze fans plotting my untimely demise in my bushes outside my window here)

Sonic looked out the window.

"Hey, you see that?" Sonic asked anyone nearby.

"What?" Tails came over.

"I wonder what those guys are doing…"

"You mean the ones hiding in the bushes outside that house?"

"Exactly."

"Hmm… Weird. Maybe it's just hide and seek."

"Let's leave it at that."

The next day was a beautiful day. Until the teachers see the little black rain cloud on top of the school. The students were waiting for the teachers at the gate, and Sonic, taking advantage of his speed, charged through the students. The students started to chase him in hot pursuit, but knowing that they couldn't catch up with him, they got a bunch of fighter jets to chase Sonic in the hallways.

"Fighter jets? Come on, they don't even fit in the hallway!" Sonic complained.

Suddenly, the hallway became much bigger.

"Me and my big mouth." Sonic mumbled as he went into the bathroom to hide. No students noticed him going into the bathroom, so Sonic felt safe.

"Halk! Who goes there?" Demanded a booming voice coming from one of the bathroom stalls.

"Uh... Isn't it supposed to be 'Hark who goes there'?" Sonic asked.

"Hey! Shut up!"

Sonic crept up to the stall and opened the door. Inside was a talking toilet.

"AAH!" Sonic screamed.

"What, never seen a toilet before? Back in my day, kids used to give toilets respect!"

"S-Sorry, I'm just not used to this."

"Also, there's a black hedgehog in the stall over there, you might want to pick him up on your way out."

"Uh… Thanks." Sonic opened the other stall, to see Shadow and his head stuck down the toilet. Sonic got Shadow out and walked to the exit.

"AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! THEY'RE GGGREAT!!! HABLAGABLAPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!" Shadow spewed out the gibberish like a machine gun.

Whatever has happened today, Sonic was definitely not going to forget this.