Yume: Why do I have to do this?
Konan: Because the author is trying to escape being killed by the other Akatsuki members due to the last chapter…
Yume: O_O; Okay then…um…yeah, some random things: Jordan still has writer's block on her other stories, and likes writing this story, so she's writing another chapter for this one…expect some wait between updates because of school and such…she's trying to make a video walkthrough…um…not much to say…Zek, the disclaimer!
~Disclamettthhhhh teh olde Naruto and any anime mentioned hereth~
Normal POV
When I got back from the shelter, I proceeded to set up all their stuff…set out some blankets and pillows for their "bed", get the litter box prepared-not my favorite part-and set out some cat dishes in the kitchen, put the cat food in the pantry, so on and so forth.
I stood in front of my cats, who were glaring up at me. They seemed to dislike their names, oh well. Fuzzbutt especially seemed ticked off. Ah, well. "Alright, cats! Blankets and pillows are your bed-type thing, litter box is where you go to the bathroom, blah, blah, blah, you get the picture!"
They stared at me blankly. I felt an anime sweatdrop on the back of my head. "I'm pretty sure you can figure it out…um…" Dang, what does a girl DO when she has a bunch of cats that need entertaining? Hmmm…got it!
"Alright then, I'm going to treat you all to my epic singing and fail dancing!" I do have a decent singing voice, but when it comes to dancing…I turned on my iPod, which was connected to my iHome (J/N admit it…those things PWN!) and set my playlist to Cascada. "Let's do this!"
Deidara's POV
Well, as if things weren't bad enough. First, the girl Yume decides to name me Muffin. Of all the names in the world, MUFFIN! I didn't like her much as of now, obviously. Then, she decides that she is our "master", which I am NOT thrilled with. So what was I supposed to think when she suddenly started to sing and dance?
"Turn up the music, let's get out on the floor. I like to move it, come and give me some more. Watch me getting physical, out of control. There's people watching me, I never miss a beat. Steal the night, kill the lights, feel it under your skin. Time is right, keep it tight, cuz it's pulling you in! Wrap it up, can't stop, because it feels like an overdose!"
True, her voice itself wasn't bad, but the dance could scar anyone for life. It was…kind of disturbing how she tried to make her moves seem "sexy", and apparently, it was working on Kisame and Hidan, who were staring intently…
"Oh, oh, evacuate the dance floor! Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound! Oh, oh, stop this beat is killing me! Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground. Oh, oh, evacuate the dance floor! Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound! Oh, oh, stop this beat is killing me! Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground!"
The two members mentioned above would be having nosebleeds by now if they weren't kittens…she did better on the chorus. "Are you kidding me, un?" I snapped, but they were too focused the other members were watching to now.
Hidan stared with wide eyes. "Damn! I take back everything I said earlier about sacrificing the bitch to Jashin if she dances like THIS all the time!" Kisame just nodded dumbly. Konan swiped at both of them, hissing and calling them both perverts.
"My body's aching, system overload. Temperature's rising, I'm about to explode." That line interested me slightly. "Watch me; I'm intoxicating, taking the show. It's got me hypnotized, everybody step aside. Steal the night, kill the lights, feel it under your skin. Time is right, keep it tight, cuz it's pulling you in! Wrap it up, can't stop, because it feels like an overdose!
"Oh, oh, evacuate the dance floor! Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound! Oh, oh, stop this beat is killing me! Hey Mr. DJ let the music take me underground. Oh, oh, evacuate the dance floor! Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound! Oh, oh, stop this beat is killing me! Hey Mr. DJ come burn this place right down to the ground!"
She repeated the chorus then, after that. At this point, the song seemed to change…I have to admit, it was kind of catchy, pieced together like an interesting work of art. Yume didn't sing to this part, since it was a male voice, she just danced.
Come on and evacuate, feel the club is heating up. Move on and accelerate, push it to the top. Come on and evacuate, feel the club is heating up. Move on and accelerate, you don't have to be afraid.
"Now guess who's back with a brand new track that got everybody in the club going mad. So everybody in the back, get your back up on the wall and just shake that thing. Go crazy, yo baby, yo lady, lemme see you work that thing! Now drop it down low, low, lemme see you take it to the dance floor, yo!"
Now she just repeated the chorus twice, and the song ended. At this, she turned back to all of us, grinning, and said "So, what do you think? Not bad, eh?"
Normal POV
"So, what do you think? Not bad, eh?" I asked, wiping some sweat from my forehead. Sushi and Fuzzbutt looked like they were in shock. The other kitties looked unsure what to think. I pouted my lips at them. "You guys are no fun!"
Of course, they didn't respond, they're CATS. A very little known piece of common knowledge is that cats only talk in cartoons and occasionally movies or books. Oh, yeah, and in anime and manga. DUH.
So, yeah, I have nothing more to say about the rest of the day. I continued working on my Akatsukitties fanfiction (J/N AHAHAHA! OH THE IRONY!) and used my cats' names for the Akatsuki kittens in my fic.
Anyways, that night-my last night of summer vacation before tomorrow starting school, might I add-I began to get undressed to change into my pajamas. And the cats were…STARING at me. Well, the boys, anyways. Cotton Candy hissed at them and bared her teeth, and they quickly looked away.
"You perverted kitties!" I said in mock melodrama as I pulled off my shirt and proceeded to change into my PJs. They're fairly unique…dark blue with the words "Fullmetal Alchemist" written across the chest and a little pattern of transmutation symbols scattered around as a design. (J/N I WANT PAJAMAS LIKE THAT! TT^TT)
I crawled into the lower bunk of my bed-Shizuka always takes the top when she comes over…THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!(ZekNote: *shoots you*)-and pulled up the covers. I looked over a my cats, and saw they had all reluctantly gotten into their "bed" and were curled up. I smiled sleepily as I drifted off into nothingness…
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I'll skip the events of my first morning with the kitties since…well…kind of boring. I'll put it this way: Sushi climbed into my bed during the night and got clawed by Scarlet for that. Breakfast for the cats ended up with Fuzzbutt and Stitch turning it into a battlefield, Apricot and Candy kept everyone in line. Muffin kept beating up Lollipop and cat-arguing with Woody.
Yeah, kind of crazy…did I pick some bad cats or something? Oh, well…so, I climbed onto the school bus and took my usual seat: Seventh back on the left, with two of my friends, June (J/N random side-character!), which is short for something else, and Haruka, one of my anime-obsessed Japanese friends
"Hey, Haruka-chan, June-chan!" June blinked.
"I don't know what that means, Yume."
"Well, if you watch anime with us-"
"No thanks!"
"You're mean!" Haruka whined childishly. I'll give you her description right now:
She's kind of pale, with waist-length black hair and purple eyes. She always wears dark colors, being a bit of a "lolly goth" as we called her. She's pretty small for her age, and even though she's only a few months younger than me at sixteen, she looks like about twelve. Currently she was in her favorite outfit: A black dress that hung a little past her knees with a purple belt.
Yeah, Haruka is obsessed with black and purple…but trust me, she doesn't act emo or however else you might expect a girl that wears almost only black to act: She's like a female Tobi. And a Fangirl of him. See, Haruka-out of Kagami, Shizuka, and my little group-is the newest to anime and manga. She's only at the middle of the Three-tails arc, and doesn't know about Madara, even though we've updated her on all the deaths of Akatsuki so far.
Mainly through the bus ride, we just laughed and acted weird…but about halfway to school, June decided she wanted to sit by the window rather than in the middle. But she didn't wait for the bus to stop and switch out THEN, no…she actually tried to CLIMB OVER HARUKA. I almost fell out of the seat from laughing at how WRONG it looked. All of us were giggling like crazy afterward.
Another ten minutes later, she wanted to switch back. Haruka said, "No way, I had enough pain the first time!" Which earned her a "That's what she said!" from June and I.
June pouted her lips and widened her hazel eyes innocently. "Please, Haruka? Pretty, pretty, pleeeaaase?"
"…fine."
Repeat what happened two paragraphs ago. Needless to say, I was almost glad to arrive at school…we met up with Shizuka and Kagami in less than a minute after getting off the bus. "Hey, Kagami, Shizuka!" both girls looked up.
Kagami, like me, is seventeen, but a month older. She has blonde hair that hangs to her mid-back and blue eyes. We always say she looks like Deidara's little sister. She was currently wearing a black hoodie and blue jeans. You could say she's like the leader of our group…a protector. She's usually getting us into trouble, though, but she also gets us out.
Shizuka is the youngest in our group, a month younger than Haruka, and also sixteen. She definitely stands out in a crowd, with her shoulder-length green hair and amber eyes. She was wearing an outfit that makes her look like a kunoichi: A form-fitting black tank top and blue kapris. She's kind of hard to read at times, but usually is laughing or grinning and acting hyper like us.
"Guess what I did yesterday?" I asked in a singsong voice. Kagami grinned.
"What DID you do?"
"I GOTZ KITTIES! YAY!"
"OHMYGOD KITTIES? You gotta let us come over after school, and-oh, dang…we have homework after school…and Shizuka has gymnastics…"
We finally agreed that we would meet up on Saturday at noon. Little did we know that THAT would be when things got interesting…
Me: Okay, I escaped the Akatsuki! Anyways…I REALLY don't like this chapter. All it does is have a random song and introduce some new characters…
Oh, and the bus thing really did happen with two of my friends and I on the bus the other day. XD
Also, I want you people to: GUESS THE PAIRINGS! We all know about HidaKonaPain and I know what the pairings ARE going to be, but guessing games are fun ;D The pairings to guess from are: DeiOc, ItaOc, SasoOc, and Tobi/MadaraOc. You just have to guess which member gets paired with which oc, who you can pick from: Yume, Shizuka, Haruka, and Kagami.
Also, to clear it up: All four of those OCs are Japanese by heritage, but they grew up in the U.S.A. Got it? Good! Just thought I'd explain that.
Anyways: Review! I promise, the Akatsuki will turn human again next chapter after a week-long Timeskip!
~And remember kids...I dun know what to say now...*shot*~