AN: I am not dead.
"OH MY GOD FINN!"
"OH MY GOD RACHEL!"
"That feels so good! Don't stop! Don't stop!"
"Come for me baby, come!"
"Oh, your member feels so good Finn!"
Finn slows down, giving Rachel a weird look.
"Did you just call it a member?"
"Yeah…why?"
"What do you mean member? Is it part of the vagina club or something?"
"No; I don't know what it means Finn. They just call it that in fanfiction sometimes."
"Rachel, you have got to stop reading that stuff."
"IT'S AN ADDICTION FINN; YOU DON'T UNDERTSAND! GOD!"