(A/N: This is just some random thing I thought up of at the peak of my LotR obsession; I was utterly convinced this was true. I was a crazy fangirl. But don't worry, I've gotten help since then. Now I'm just slightly demented on the fangirl scale.)
In the back of the chorus room, the last day of school before the very much needed winter break, three insane fans of the Lord of the Rings gather in a lopsided triangle if I've ever seen one. They, of course, being sensible people, knew that Sauron really did exist. It was pure logic.
"The Ring is heavy about my neck," Noelle said, grasping her necklace. Kate nodded then realized that her One Ring of a Thousand Copies was missing. "See! There it goes again!" David looked strangely at the two, not knowing what she was talking about. The girls shook their heads.
"Shall I explain?" Noelle asked. Kate nodded. "I'll add my part of the insanity once I find that damn Ring." And she pounced off to look around her book-bag. Noelle turned to David and began her account of the mysterious happenings of Kate's One Ring of a Thousand Copies. "You see, David, at first we knew these One Ring copies were just that but then we started to learn the truth. One day, her Ring had gotten away from her. She thought nothing of it at first but it continued. Finally, we realized what was happening."
"What IS happening exactly?" David asked skeptically. Noelle rolled her eyes because it was quite obvious that – "The Ring is trying to get back to Sauron." At that moment Kate returned with her Ring in hand which grumbled darkly to itself in the dark speech of Mordor. "Have we gotten to my part yet? Alright. You must understand that these aren't the real One Ring" – David nodded in an obnoxious way for her to get to the point already – "BUT they are part of the One Ring."
"What?"
"It was melted down and put into these cheap replicas." David blinked at them. Noelle nodded.
"They are all trying to get back to him."
There was a silence where all this new knowledge seeped in. David was beginning to think this really was some joke and they were pulling his string.
"So, where is Mordor then?"
"We're not sure but ours sources say that it is somewhere close." This seemed logical. Satan usually came for the holidays, David thought, so wouldn't the Dark Lord Sauron be out and about in their hometown?
"Now that you mention it, the GYM seems to be giving off a stronger aura of evil than usual."
"Nah, it's not the GYM, we were thinking it was more along the lines of the new McDonald's that just opened."
David was then pretty sure that his two friends had completely lost it.
(Another A/N: And YES, I did think this at one point or another. And yes, this scene did happen although David actually thought it was funny.)
In the back of the chorus room, the last day of school before the very much needed winter break, three insane fans of the Lord of the Rings gather in a lopsided triangle if I've ever seen one. They, of course, being sensible people, knew that Sauron really did exist. It was pure logic.
"The Ring is heavy about my neck," Noelle said, grasping her necklace. Kate nodded then realized that her One Ring of a Thousand Copies was missing. "See! There it goes again!" David looked strangely at the two, not knowing what she was talking about. The girls shook their heads.
"Shall I explain?" Noelle asked. Kate nodded. "I'll add my part of the insanity once I find that damn Ring." And she pounced off to look around her book-bag. Noelle turned to David and began her account of the mysterious happenings of Kate's One Ring of a Thousand Copies. "You see, David, at first we knew these One Ring copies were just that but then we started to learn the truth. One day, her Ring had gotten away from her. She thought nothing of it at first but it continued. Finally, we realized what was happening."
"What IS happening exactly?" David asked skeptically. Noelle rolled her eyes because it was quite obvious that – "The Ring is trying to get back to Sauron." At that moment Kate returned with her Ring in hand which grumbled darkly to itself in the dark speech of Mordor. "Have we gotten to my part yet? Alright. You must understand that these aren't the real One Ring" – David nodded in an obnoxious way for her to get to the point already – "BUT they are part of the One Ring."
"What?"
"It was melted down and put into these cheap replicas." David blinked at them. Noelle nodded.
"They are all trying to get back to him."
There was a silence where all this new knowledge seeped in. David was beginning to think this really was some joke and they were pulling his string.
"So, where is Mordor then?"
"We're not sure but ours sources say that it is somewhere close." This seemed logical. Satan usually came for the holidays, David thought, so wouldn't the Dark Lord Sauron be out and about in their hometown?
"Now that you mention it, the GYM seems to be giving off a stronger aura of evil than usual."
"Nah, it's not the GYM, we were thinking it was more along the lines of the new McDonald's that just opened."
David was then pretty sure that his two friends had completely lost it.
(Another A/N: And YES, I did think this at one point or another. And yes, this scene did happen although David actually thought it was funny.)